#i don't want kathy the librarian to think *i'm* listening to fifty shades of gray | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

britneyshakespeare · 2 months ago

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i let my mom use my library card like a week ago or so for her libby account (i don't use libby; occasionally i use hoopla; as far as digital services go i'm a loyal kanopy girl) and i went to check my library account online to see if my inter-library loan request was arrived and it said i had one title checked out already and i was like ???? bc i know i currently don't. and it showed that my mom is using libby to listen to an audiobook of fifty shades of gray. my life is worse now

#tales from diana #i don't want kathy the librarian to think *i'm* listening to fifty shades of gray #i'm not tryna be prudish it's just it's my mom. ON MY LIBRARY CARD #you know what i will say to her about this? absolutely nothing i wish i had never found this information #mom just go renew your own library card #you know i had mentioned offhandedly recently that she's used my library card for libby before #and i don't have a problem with that again because i 👏 don't 👏 use 👏 libby 👏 she can do w it what she wants #but she was like ohhhh no i never do that #MOM. I DID NOT CHECK OUT FIFTY SHADES OF GRAY #ten thousand bucks says she doesn't know i can see this information

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