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there are so many things That Show got atrociously wrong but god i will never forgive them for what they did to you celebrimbor bby. by far not the biggest issue but holy fuck what a goddamn mess. he would Not be a bumbling middle-aged biology teacher in a tweed jacket fool like that. lovingly.
#*mine#mona rambles#the trop journey (long-suffering)#<- if you're new here; i manage like one (1) ep every couple of weeks but feel free to blacklist#i do enjoy a sprinkle of haterism every once in a while so yk#i don't wanna rain on anyone's parade but also. this is my house and all that <3#the grandson of feanor would Not be kneeling awe-struck blubbering at some walmart bought nth coming of jesus in his hearth. be sooo fr#He Would Not Be That Fucking Stupid#okay i'm done. but also just. lord above how do you keep underscoring all my expectations
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500 Words Or Less (2) Masterlist
part one
And (ao3) - iihappydaysii
Summary: Phil’s missing Dan while he’s at uni, and he’s very happy for some unexpected time together.
A Rainy Day - nebulous-frog
Summary: Dan and Phil walk home from a date in the rain.
a snapshot (ao3) - yonpote
Summary: phil takes a photo
Being Dan (ao3) - analester
Summary: being dan is hard and sometimes, dan doesn't want to be dan anymore
Dan and Phil (don't) Go Outside (ao3) - orphan_account
Summary: Dan and Phil don't like to go outside. Sure, they have friends they see from time to time, but they also have a house- and people to accompany that house- that they love. That's why this New Year's Eve is spent with a bottle of Red and a movie playing softly on the TV.
Dedicate (ao3) - 305unreal
Summary: What if Phil didn't dedicate that song to the squirrel who bit him?
Did your eyes get wide and all excited? (ao3) - goose_boy_3
Summary: Domestic fluff Drabble that’s been sitting in my notes for far too long. Title is from moving in place by Shauna dean cokeland <3
dim lights and dancing (ao3) - thatphannie_person233
Summary: dan and phil take a quiet moment to dance under streeghtlights at night
Don’t Go (ao3) - Phantasea
Summary: Phil wakes up in the middle of the night to play Pokémon Go, Dan is not pleased with this situation at all. Adorable Phan Fluff.
Fatherhood (ao3) - oliviawrites (LauraLittlemiss)
Summary: Dan doubts how good of a father he is.
Funfair - calypsophan
Summary: Dan takes Phil to a fairground, and they spend their time on a Ferris wheel.
Galaxies (ao3) - ilosttrying
Summary: Looking at the stars and kissing on rooftops is always fun.
Gay or European (ao3) - JulienneJc
Summary: Dan is doing a YouNow and someone asks “New video?” and he gives hints to it.
Home - succubusphan
Summary: Dan comforts Phil.
Honeybee (ao3) - Scuddleduck
Summary: Dan sings a sweet silly song to Phil in the kitchen.
“I’ve never been there. Wanna go?” (ao3) - yikesola
Summary: He’d asked for too much, really. That’s what sent a volcano right through his and Phil’s plans to go to Portugal, Dan thinks miserably. A ficlet about spirals and steps.
Late Night Writing (ao3) - GayFandomNerd
Summary: Phil finds Dan writing his book at 3am, and stays up with him until he finishes.
Let Me Help (ao3) - prettyelephant
Summary: Phil gets a cat hair in his eye while shooting for the calendar so naturally Dan helps him get it out.
Mine (ao3) - Anonymous
Summary: "You're sure about this?" Dan asks one more time.
"It's the only way." Phil nods.
morning coffee (ao3) - calvinahobbes
Summary: “I thought you’d be sleeping in,” Phil says behind him.
Old Habits - doomedhowell
Summary: Dan has a bad habit that he never got rid of as a child - sucking his thumb. Phil thinks it’s adorable and teases him about it.
oranges (ao3) - yonpote
Summary: a dialogue about almost spoiled fruits.
Pause - scifiphan
Summary: dan and phil pause life for an afternoon nap.
Rimmed (ao3) - analester
Summary: just a short little drabble of phil rimming dan :)
staring into the sunset (ao3) - calvinahobbes
Summary: Dan calls Phil from the Space Needle.
Tesco Race Cars - aldhafera
Summary: Dan and Phil are at a supermarket with their child and said child is in the trolley seat, so Dan pretends the trolley is a formula 1 racing car (with sound effects) and Phil tries to shop.
The First Pride Parade - doomedhowell
Summary: Phil is at his first pride parade, and he can’t help but notice a young boy being hit on by an unwanted older man. So, he steps in to save the boy.
The Re-Birth of Gamingmas (ao3) - Ippyhaj
Summary: Dan and Phil go out for coffee and Phil convinces Dan to re-open the Gaming Channel.
"They're not you" (ao3) - yikesola
Summary: Dan has never had something like this before, carefree. He’s never known anyone like Phil and he’s never let anyone know him like he’s let Phil know him. Which is why he has to try and fuck it up, of course. Dan is nothing if not a self-saboteur. A ficlet about feelings and assurances.
Too much? (ao3) - GayFandomNerd
Summary: A conversation about how much they’ve been sharing with their fans
Ugly (ao3) - delianismyotp
Summary: Dan is unsure about his body and takes it out on the mirror in his room, Phil comforts him.
"We finish each other's..." (ao3) - oliviawrites (LauraLittlemiss)
Summary: Vid-con. Dan doesn't pay attention.
white, creeping sprouts (ao3) - catboyhowell (bloodyscarab)
Summary: dan looks at his and phil's heartleaf.
you're still the one that I love (ao3) - Anonymous
Summary: an evening in summer 2021
Youtubers Whisper Challenge - humhowellelujah
Summary: Dan and Phil play the YouTubers Whispers Challenge with just the two of them.
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