#i don't typically like to make these kinds of assumptions abt ppl but she's a lesbian. i feel it in my bones | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

batemanofficial · 2 years ago

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i might be a bad person for saying this but my old roommate is getting married to her stupid golden retriever boyf (fiancé atp i suppose) and i do not think their marriage will last (for a variety of reasons) but i would really like to be invited to the wedding bc that would give me an opportunity to visit the pnw and do photography stuff

#speak friend and enter #to be clear i couldn't care less about the wedding itself but i DO care about cool mountain ranges #i love the friend in question but bless her they're not gonna last. just listening to their phone calls it's already circling the drain #i don't typically like to make these kinds of assumptions abt ppl but she's a lesbian. i feel it in my bones #like she'd come home from work and tell me about girls she met that day in heavy detail #but when she'd talk about her fiancé she'd just be like 'he's nice ig idk' and treat him like. a member of a group project #i met her fiance and she's right! he's nice ig! and if they're really happy then i'm happy for them but. i smell comphet

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