#i don't think my math is right on the homo sapiens thing. 499.8? someone help me my family is dying
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my sister makes fun of my glacier phobia* but i just ran her out of the room by talking about how old sharks are so
#*it's an abstract phobia like i'm not afraid of irl glaciers which are very cool (rimshot)#but i am terrified of their literal transformative power to flatten mountains and transport sediment hundreds of miles#and the fact that east coast earthquakes are primarily caused by the earth still trying to get back to where it was pre-glacier#it's so much power and everywhere you go in the midwest is flat because of one or hilly because it didn't have one OR the glacier melted#even the glacier-melt hills are mostly sediment and rock moraines deposited by the glacier!!!! you can't escape!!!#anyway sharks are 450 million years old which is what 449.98 million years older than homo sapiens 🙃 (that's why she fled)#usually older people are less smooth but i guess sharks aren't really people#i don't think my math is right on the homo sapiens thing. 499.8? someone help me my family is dying#i'm not even high rn
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