#i don't talk about it much on this blog but i fucking love scrubs it's probably one of my favourite shows ever

[thefabelmans2022]

elizabeth banks has had such a varied and interesting career and yet i always think of her as kim from scrubs.

[sapphire-weapon]

Which topic amuses you the most? (I don't know if amusement is the right word just pick)

-Jill Sandwich

-Leon can't drive

-Leon's parents were affiliated with the Italian mafia

-OG Ashley and Mia Winters hate

-Ship wars

-Wesker being a fucking whore

-Alcina Dimitrescu strangling the internet

-Leon killing Ben Bertolucci with nothing but his goody-two-shoes "erm actually I need to speak to chief irons-"

-Krauser and Wesker both keeping a pic of their young coworkers

-Ada, her "love triangle" consisting of Simmons and Leon, and her playing Perfect Blue with Carla

-Chris and Wesker's bromance

-"NOO AHSLEYS A KID" "NOOO THEYRE SIBLIMGS" (like dude come on she's 20-)

-The "Are you staying to back me up?" (Why does that scene feel so fuzzy to me? Like I can't explain the emotion idk Adas just cute in that scene)

-Chris, Leon and "PLS MARRY MY SISTER-"

-Excella being the biggest Wesker simp

-"Seems like this isn't your first time running from creeps" (Six years of torture caused this man's rizz to drop like holy shit-)

-some aeon shippers being annoying

-getting mass amounts of hate for having an opinion (when you talked about "leshley" in your own blog)

-"Omg Ada and Leon kissed in re2" "omg they fuck in damnation" "omg they 'fight' in re4" "omg he saves her in re6"-

-Deborah Harper....(what even happened with her?)

-Simmons simping for Ada so much he makes a clone of her

-Leon asking Hunnigan out for a date

-That one Leon x merchant vid (If you don't know then I'll try and show you uh)

-Picking fights with a bioweapon baby (Eveline)

-Og Leon being a whore

SOME OF THESE ARE REALLY STRONG

-Wesker being a fucking whore -Krauser and Wesker both keeping a pic of their young coworkers -"Seems like this isn't your first time running from creeps" (Six years of torture caused this man's rizz to drop like holy shit-) -getting mass amounts of hate for having an opinion (when you talked about "leshley" in your own blog) -Leon asking Hunnigan out for a date -Og Leon being a whore

all of these ^^^^ are very strong

like

wesker being a whore is funny because it grosses so many people out, and also he's the most hilariously evil man on the planet, so the thought of him just dragging his dick around is funny.

krauser and wesker keeping a pic of their young subordinates is funny because it is so. goddamn. pathetic. like with wesker it's funny because it's just more evidence of him being a sex fiend, which, like. see above. and with krauser it's funny because he's this huge, imposing, terrifying man, but with the photo it's like "u gonna cry? baby gonna cry? maybe just ask him out already you fucking sad sack of shit."

leon having no rizz is funny because so many fans want to fuck him, so the fact that he can't actually pull off being charming in-universe is just. delicious irony.

the mass amount of hate is funny because... a long story, but like the tl;dr is that there's nothing that anyone in this fandom can do to me that will be worse than that stalker i had who was jealous and butthurt that i was rping leon for a friend's ada, and they carried that hateboner around and harassed me for ten fucking years, so like. if that didn't run me out of the fandom, nothing will.

and leon asking out hunnigan + og leon being a whore is funny for the same reason why it's funny that he has no rizz. i love watching that boy strike out. it brings me an immense amount of joy.

if i had to pick just one, though? probably the photos. i could shitpost about that for hours.

leon being a scrub is a close second, though.

[imagine-knb]

Asked by @aida690adriana Hi. I love your blog so much that I can't resist asking.))) And your Kirisaki boys, who care and protect their cute manager-just a miracle.)) Can I ask for the reaction of Kirisaki's guys to the fact that their manager comes to training in tears because she is called the team's litter box and is told that she got her position through the bed? I hope you don't find my question too strange. Your blog is a miracle!)

Rating: Teen+ (for language used)

Standing in front of the double doors that would lead into the gym, you willed the hammering in your heart to ease. Your cheeks were red and eyes bloodshot, the only remaining evidence left that you had spent the last half hour scrubbing away tears with the edge of your sleeves. The cruel words were still tumbling around in your mind, performing somersaults and loop-de-loops to ensure they stayed engrained.

‘She’s a slut. She’s a whore. She’s sleeping with all of them.’

The deep inhale you took was shakier than you’d like as you willed the insults away in vain. Was that what your classmates really thought of your situation with the basketball team? You’d been warned from the beginning that your reputation would be tarnished – had accepted the consequences willingly – but this was worse than imaginable. The words actually hurt.

With a shaking hand, you open the double doors to the gym, the scent of sweat and rubber filling your senses. The boys had already started practice without you, so it was easy to slip inside behind the noise of squeaking sneakers and hollered commands. You didn’t greet anyone – couldn’t look them in the eyes – as you picked up your clipboard in hopes you could hide your emotions behind the translucent plastic.

When Hanamiya finally sauntered next to you, a scowl was on his face, you tried to look away. “You’re fucking late,” he said, his voice a low timber – a warning. He doesn’t miss the way you winced at his expletive. It’s then he noticed your wavering gaze, your brows pinched with an unsaid emotion punctuated by more tears collected in your waterline. “You look like shit today.”

It’s that comment that had you suddenly bursting into tears. Shame burned hot on your face as you tried to hide behind your clipboard, but it was too late. The boys had noticed. Words tumbled from your lips, repeating insults and phrases you’d spent the day absorbing, letting loose the emotions you had tried to bottle up. When your tearful explanation came to a hiccupping stop, you tried to ignore the silence from the team that followed.

---

Hanamiya: The scowl dropped from his face and a different expression came up instead, something akin to boredom. Initially, he couldn’t believe you’d let something like a few words hurt you – didn’t he say you’d have to be stronger if you wanted to associate with them? – but when he heard of the specific insults circling around you, he can’t help his quirked brow.

Hanamiya would never admit to anyone that he had somewhat of a soft spot for you. In fact, the mere idea of being accused that had him wanting to crack skulls. It was a little early for a break, but he supposed the team deserved one now.

Seto: At first, he didn’t even realize that you had come to practice with troubles at the forefront of your mind, so when you started to cry his initial reaction was annoyance – you were already so loud when you weren’t upset. How could you possibly get even louder now?

The cause for your tears had him gritting his teeth, muscles in his jaw tensed. Normally, his reaction would be to tell you to ignore the rumors. People would always talk and it was too much work to do anything about it. But something in the way you sobbed as you recounted the words had him calling to action, even if that action was a heavy fist to someone’s face.

Furuhashi: Normally, it was hard to detect any sense of emotion when looking at Furuhashi. Those who knew him well, however – like his teammates; like you – would be able to see the way his gaze seemed to harden. Looking down, they would notice the way his fists clenched every so slightly, images of someone’s throat being crushed between his fingers playing in his mind like a movie.

Furuhashi did not verbally care for your issues, but squint hard enough and anyone would be able to see that the physical signs were there.

Hara: A smirk had settled onto his face the second your miserable attitude was brought to his attention, thinking you were upset over something inconsequential. It was wiped off just as quickly though, when the reasoning behind your tears was brought to light. Hara chewed on his gum silently, the faint smacking between his teeth suddenly too loud – but not louder than your wailing. Being the last one with the ball, he found that his fingers gripped impossibly hard at the rubber.

He was imagining it was somebody’s head.

Yamazaki: The flash of concern that had been on his face the moment your tears bubbled over was exchanged with a dark expression upon hearing your ailments. It wasn’t often that Yamazaki agreed with his teammates’ more violent tendencies – he tried more often than not to keep his anger at bay – but something dangerous was brewing in his mind now. There was trouble to be had and people had to pay the consequences.

If it had just been you two – if his team wasn’t standing so close by – he probably would have pulled you into a hug to hide your tears away.

---

“Furuhashi.” Hanamiya’s tone was flat, devoid of emotion, but the other male was able to determine the unspoken command.

You watched as Furuhashi, followed by a silent Yamazaki, walked over to the brooms and mops that lined the corner of the gym. He picked one up, yanking as Yamazaki placed a heavy shoe over the end where the broom bristles were attached. They weren’t attached for long, the broom snapping at its base. You startled as they began doing the same to the other cleaning equipment, snapping handles into pieces that could be carried by each male.

“What are you doing?”

The curling grin that graced Hanamiya’s features as he turns his gaze back toward you was menacing. It forced a shiver down your spine. Suddenly, you were well aware of all the reasons your classmates had warned you to avoid the basketball team.

“Sticks and stones, ____,” Hanamiya answered simply. The gesture he makes has the boys gathered in a second, some with wicked grins and others with undiscernible faces. A curl of his finger, beckoning you to come along, had you following at his heel. “It’s time to break some bones.”

[competition-sky]

just wondering, why the fuck should I ever care about "defending free speech" with respect to somebody being able to spout antisemitic garbage on Twitter? people always say, "if you don't stand up for others, there will be no one left to stand up for you when the time comes", but when will I ever be in that situation? when do I ever forsee myself needing to say vile, nasty, hateful things about minorities on the internet? are we giving the slippery slope fallacy that much weight? so much weight that we say, we can't draw the line? fuck the line and fuck even trying? I don't have Twitter, I don't have Facebook, I don't use Reddit or 4chan or any of these stupid fucking websites, I don't care. I barely interact with the Internet in that way. I don't comment on shit, I don't talk to people in forums. I will blast something on my Tumblr into space and no one will ever read it. I'm not such a fucking narcissist that I think the world *is* listening to me and *should* listen to every stupid comment I take 30 seconds to think through before sharing with the world. so why should I, me, personally, ever care that some mentally unwell asshole gets scrubbed from fucking Twitter over antisemitic comments? what's next? what implications does this have for me? the government will ban me from posting pictures of Prince on my little tiny blog on Tumblr dot com lmao? what does it mean for my friends? that they can't post pictures of their animals and sunsets and follow their favorite fitness influencers for inspiration on Instagram lol? right. still can't seem to find the answer as to why I give a flying, flaming, fucking shit. unironically love yourself, touch grass, find a way to expel the hate that is plaguing you that you even think about "the Jews" and that it's okay to platform people talking about "going death con 3" on them. good luck with all that, and let me know why you think I should ever feel sorry or sad or scared for my own personal right to free speech. because I really fucking don't.

[phaltu]

I hope they talk things out before Shiro starts editing the video because I don't think he's going to survive (I barely did and I'm not even involved)

hehehe…and with that, I’m gonna post the final official part of couple’s blog! just a little of what happens after :)

(confession part one | part two | cblog tag)

They have to shoot the video again. They can cut the original so that the audience can’t see their faces, but it’s too personal a moment for them to post it online.

The second time goes as well as the first, with as much dizzying hunger as before. Shiro ties Keith up again, puts him on his knees again, and holds Keith up by his hair as he fucks him. Keith drops a nonsensical stream of words as Shiro gives it as good, as hard as he did last time. It’s surprisingly easier not to say the other’s name when they don’t have to hide how much they genuinely want each other.

“People find this sexy?” Keith frowns at the laptop screen. They’re huddled on the sofa, Shiro tucked between Keith’s legs while Keith has an arm hooked around his waist.

They’re trying to edit their second video; originally Shiro wanted to edit it alone like usual, but Keith had pointedly told him that if Shiro was going to jerk off to video of them, he wanted to be there to lend a helping hand. Shiro went red, but gave in.

But now that they’re scrubbing through the video, Keith finds it kind of odd seeing both of them very naked and very intense. Shiro had jerked off once before to one of their shoots, but that was when he had been a ball of confused emotion, and it was the only way he could relive the moment again and again.

“That’s why they bankroll us,” Shiro replies dryly and Keith laughs.

“There’s too much of a focus on me,” Keith says from where his chin’s hooked over Shiro’s shoulder. “I think we need more clips of you.”

Shiro can feel his ears turning pink, because he feels like he just got caught red handed. Any hangups he’s had about exhibitionism and his own body had vanished with their first video, and his editing choices are purely selfish. He chooses Keith-heavy cuts because he bases it off what he wants to see.

Grudgingly, he drops one of the clips into the bin and replaces it with one that emphasizes his back as he unbuttons his jeans and climbs on top of Keith. Keith makes him replay it over and over again, until Shiro has to shut the lid of his laptop and bury his embarrassed face in a laughing Keith’s chest.

The video is a huge hit, and they have an embarrassing number of people sign up for their blog to gain access to it. Shiro cuts their first recording together for a special video for Keith. He sends it to Keith while he’s sitting in the back of his class and Keith’s got his day off, but despite what Keith said about seeing themselves being weird, Keith pounces on him as soon as he steps through the door.

There’s a tentative “…Should we?” to continuing their blog, but they’ve amassed a fanbase and embarrassingly, their closest friends have found out what they do. Lance, Hunk, and Matt aren’t mad they’re making amateur porn, they’re just mad at themselves for buying a subscription out of morbid curiosity, thus scarring their own brains using their own money. Keith and Shiro have gotten used enough to being on camera, but it feels just a little different now that they’re genuinely together.

But it brings them a good amount of money, and now that the cat’s out of the bag and their friends know (not that they were surprised to begin with), it’s an easier venture for the two of them and doesn’t take as much out of them as their other part time jobs do. They also aren’t using it as the only excuse to have sex, don’t have to hold back in front of the camera, so they’re a lot more comfortable posting content.

Plus, there’s something to be said about them getting money just for filling their shoebox apartment with the sound of their love, and they intend to milk as much out of it as possible.

(a/b/o spinoff)

[pwesident]

dO ALL OF THEM

u make me suffer (I’m kidding thank u I love doing these)

SEND ME NUMBERS

1. Who was the last person you held hands with?

@omgitsthatgingergirl !!!

2. Are you outgoing or shy?

yes

3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?

@omgitsthatgingergirl !!!!!

4. Are you easy to get along with?

i wanna say yes??

5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?

i don’t drink but i hope so?? yeah

6. What kind of people are you attracted to?

this has always been a weird question for me like.. simply put & getting rid of details it could be anyone we just have to click you get me? but i want us to be similar enough so we have things to enjoy together and talk abt but not so different for it to be boring, which is why I’m beyond happy rn!!!

7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?

hell the fuck yeah

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?

@omgitsthatgingergirl

9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?

nope not at all lmao

10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?

my friend Melanie!! or my friend Jake. One Of The Two

11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?

“Here we goooo”

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?

OH GOD 

Dragula by Rob Zombie

Redbone by Childish Gambino

Everyday Robots by David Albarn

Lonely Press Play by David Albarn

From The Sun by Unknown Mortal Orchestra

13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?

g o d y e s

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?

YEA

15. What good thing happened this summer?

nothing this past summer sucked for the most part it was just one big Depression Session

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

im dating her so yes

17. Do you think there is life on other planets?

would be lame if there wasnt 

18. Do you still talk to your first crush?

yea!! she’s one of my best friends now

19. Do you like bubble baths?

i don’t take baths i love me a good shower tho

20. Do you like your neighbors?

half of them

21. What are your bad habits?

i procrastinate like a motherfucker & i sleep in too much & i never go out unless i either really really want to or am forced to & i forget to eat

22. Where would you like to travel?

anywhere the water is clear

23. Do you have trust issues?

YEAH THE WORST LMFAO

24. Favorite part of your daily routine?

sleeping

25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?

yes

26. What do you do when you wake up?

keep my eyes closed and hope i fall back asleep or i take a drink of whatever drink I have on my nightstand

27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?

im like a ghost so i wouldn’t mind a tan or smth but otherwise I’m happy

28. Who are you most comfortable around?

friend & family & my amazing gf

29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?

no

30. Do you ever want to get married?

yes but in this economy it isn’t presently feasible (the second half is a joke yes i do one day want to)

31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail?

not right now!

32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?

none gross

33. Spell your name with your chin.

 hicj (nick)

34. Do you play sports? What sports?

None but i like hockey!

35. Would you rather live without TV or music?

tv goodbye

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?

mmmmyes

37. What do you say during awkward silences?

nothing or “"someone please talk” if it’s bad enough

38. Describe your dream girl/guy?

@omgitsthatgingergirl

39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?

i can’t shop im an impulse buyer

40. What do you want to do after high school?

be a psychologist!! i wanna help people a lot

41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?

depends on what you did.

42. If you’re being extremely quiet what does it mean?

probably either pissed right the fuck off or im zoned waaaaay out

43. Do you smile at strangers?

yeah!! spread that positivity

44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?

space

45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?

liquids, a need to use the bathroom, food, i have things to do, and i wanna text @omgitsthatgingergirl

46. What are you paranoid about?

all of my relationships and friendships are fake it’s all one big elaborate prank

47. Have you ever been high?

ish?? some concerts I go to have weed in high volume n the smell kinda gets to me and i get sleepy as fuck

48. Have you ever been drunk?

nope!!!!!! miss me with that fuck shit

49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?

no wtf

50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?

black

51. Ever wished you were someone else?

…yeah… BUT NOT RECENTLY LEGGOO

52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?

yes

53. Favourite makeup brand?

i don’t use it but i prob could/should

54. Favourite store?

…five below

55. Favourite blog?

SO MANY

56. Favourite colour?

SO MANY!!!

57. Favourite food?

SO MSANY OH GOD

58. Last thing you ate?

Chinese food

59. First thing you ate this morning?

…Gatorade 

60. Ever won a competition? For what?

no im lame as fuck

61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?

nope im a Good Child

62. Been arrested? For what?

IM A GOOD CHILD

63. Ever been in love?

yeah i am right now what’s up ask me anything

64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?

junior homecoming. 

65. Are you hungry right now?

…i just ate but I could eat more

66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?

yeAH

67. Facebook or Twitter?

twitter tbh

68. Twitter or Tumblr?

Tumblr?? i guess

69. Are you watching tv right now?

no

70. Names of your bestfriends?

Angela ( @omgitsthatgingergirl follow my gf she’s amazing), SHOUT OUT TO LETITTY ( @tattami ), Melanie, Dennis, Abigail, Tiphanny ( @t-kristen go follow them!!), Nick, Victor/Vogner, Megan ( @lapisslazupee a quality meme), and a whole lot of others!!!

71. Craving something? What?

yes my gf to be near me so i can hug her and we can chill and sleep

72. What colour are your towels?

they change colors a lot there’s white and purple and blue and more

72. How many pillows do you sleep with?

…four or five-

73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?

one rn his name is O’Shaugnessey 

74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?

S o m a n y

75. Favourite animal?

so many but wolves have a special place in my heart

76. What colour is your underwear?

currently it’s grey

77. Chocolate or Vanilla?

yes

78. Favourite ice cream flavour?

probably phish food

79. What colour shirt are you wearing?

dark blue!

80. What colour pants?

they’re plaid i think?? w red and black they’re sleep pants and im comfortable as FUCK

81. Favourite tv show?

SCRUBS

82. Favourite movie?

… Moana? rn yeah 

83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?

first one

84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?

either

85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?

yes

86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?

im nemo 

87. First person you talked to today?

my friend jake 

88. Last person you talked to today?

couldn’t say still tkkkng to people

89. Name a person you hate?

a lot…

90. Name a person you love?

ANGELA!!!!!

91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?

YEA LMAO

92. In a fight with someone?

ish?? they’re just being… rude rn

93. How many sweatpants do you have?

i dunno like maybe two

94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?

at least 5

95. Last movie you watched?

Jurassic World

96. Favourite actress?

so many

97. Favourite actor?

EZRA MILLER !!!! LOVE THAT BOY

98. Do you tan a lot?

sometimes?

99. Have any pets?

three fat cats!

100. How are you feeling?

bueno 

101. Do you type fast?

fairly fast compared to my friends

102. Do you regret anything from your past?

the entirety 

103. Can you spell well?

as a writer (a shitty one), yes

104. Do you miss anyone from your past?

a few

105. Ever been to a bonfire party?

yeah? kinda

106. Ever broken someone’s heart?

dunno tbqh

107. Have you ever been on a horse?

no!

108. What should you be doing?

sleeping, probably

109. Is something irritating you right now?

yeah lmfao

110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?

YEAH

111. Do you have trust issues?

you asked this (yes big ones)

112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?

Angela

113. What was your childhood nickname?

nicky… if you call me that you’re dead to be tbqh like you’ve gotta be Real Close to call me that

114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?

mhm!

115. Do you play the Wii?

not for years but catch me at the resort

116. Are you listening to music right now?

not rn but i usually am

117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?

mhm!

118. Do you like Chinese food?

yeah but not much

119. Favourite book?

The Night Circus by Erin Morgenstern (fucking read it it’s amazing)

120. Are you afraid of the dark?

yeah sometimes!

121. Are you mean?

i motherfuckin can be

122. Is cheating ever okay?

HELL THE FUCK NO WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THIS

123. Can you keep white shoes clean?

who buys white shoes these days i don't 

124. Do you believe in love at first sight?

yeah!

125. Do you believe in true love?

mhm

126. Are you currently bored?

a bit?

127. What makes you happy?

a lot of stuff

128. Would you change your name?

I’ve always liked the name Alex ngl but i probs change my last name i don’t want to be linked to my father more than I have to be

129. What your zodiac sign?

Cancer!

130. Do you like subway?

never been (not big on sandwiches)

131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

knowing me, prob like them back

132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

you asked this it’s my friend Melanie

133. Favourite lyrics right now?

check my blog title tbqh i change it to what I like most at the time

134. Can you count to one million?

 never tried but I probably could?

135. Dumbest lie you ever told?

i don’t know but i know it was the dumbest shit

136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?

closed 

137. How tall are you?

6′1″

138. Curly or Straight hair?

yes

139. Brunette or Blonde?

yes

140. Summer or Winter?

a cool summer or winter so the answer is yes

141. Night or Day?

NIGHT

142. Favourite month?

i love december honestly 

143. Are you a vegetarian?

nope

144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?

yes?

145. Tea or Coffee?

hot chocolate 

146. Was today a good day?

yeah!!!!!

147. Mars or Snickers?

neither thanks

148. What’s your favourite quote?

there’s a lot 

149. Do you believe in ghosts?

yes

150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?

“Trembling, I pulled myself from the shaft and tried to dust off.” - Virals, by Kathy Reichs. Great series, which I do recommend!