#i don't remember what my adamjodie tag is right now so i'll figure that out later

[nearestend]

good morning. adam owned two webkinz as a kid (beagle and raccoon) that he was very attached to, but the beagle was always on the brink of death. alice had zero webkinz because her parents were not those kinds of people, so when she found out adam still had his, she decided they were now hers and bullied him into letting her keep them.

meanwhile, jodie had about fifteen different webkinz, none of which she will ever let anyone steal. she and adam would also take their webkinz around with them in middle school and pretend to make them fight hunger games style. thank you for listening.