#i don't really mind the levi x y/n bec who can blame them

[heybeybey]

@lenacker I hope you don't mind me hijacking this post but I hope this can serve as the Rivetra fandom's sort of revenge against these toxic Levi stans. They're all just jealous that Petra had more chance to blow him than they will ever have ✌️🧡🖤

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Levi and Petra walked down the aisle that will lead them to their carriage. The atmosphere around them is light and happy, and while he hates the amount of people that are currently within close proximity, the joy on Petra's face made it bearable.

Unfortunately, some brat decided that now's the time to sour the mood. A civilian pushes herself through the crowd to try and catch their attention, grabbing on to Levi's sleeve in desperation.

"Captain Levi, please let me blow you one last time before you get married to that tree-hugging bitch!"

Levi's face morphs in disgust as he holds tighter to his wife's hands. He rips his hand away from the stranger on reflex and before he can even retort a rude reply, a flash of white and orange passes his vision.

Petra delivers a swift kick to the unnamed woman's face (which reminds Levi of the way he kicked Jaeger years before in the courtroom) and he can't help but feel pride start to glow in his chest.

Levi stares as Petra gears up for another attack, hiking up her puffy wedding dress and using her knee to deliver a blow to the woman's stomach. The stranger drops to the ground, gasping in shock and pain.

Eld was right when he said Petra would kill for him, Levi recalls in amusement.

From the corner of his eye, he can see Oluo and Gunther starting to step forward to maybe stop Petra, while Eren nervously watches the scene unfold. The invited Survey Corps guests (which was... almost all of them because, well, this is Petra), all stares in shock and silence as Petra finally grabs the woman's hair. They've never seen Petra this violent before except for when she's fighting titans.

"Say that again to my face!" Petra says lowly. Her sweet voice clashes with the harsh words, making her next statement all the more spine-chilling. "Why don't I try shoving a tree branch up your ass?"

Huh, seems like living together with four men gave his wife a colorful vocabulary.

"Okay, that's enough." Levi throws a glare at the woman. To rub salt to the wound, Levi turns back to Petra and leads her away. "Mrs. Ackerman, I believe our carriage awaits."

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This reblog is a shitpost but the true shits here are the toxic levi stans

(...u do know u can jack off to one character without shitting on another right??? is that so hard to do???)

Toxic Levi stans are really funny. They hate Petra for loving Levi and for being shipped with him.

I mean, we're in a completely different dimension from him, only know Levi for like a few hours, yet we helplessly fall in love with him.

Petra was his direct subordinate for years! She spent almost 24/7 with him, had tea and late-night conversations with him, saw his kindness and his exceptional skill right before her eyes multiple times. YOU CAN'T BLAME HER FOR FALLING IN LOVE WITH HIM!