#i don't post on tumblr often but when I do woooweee

[heyoitsrachelo]

tfw your roommate accidentally poisons your other roommate's puppy with the crack pipe he left on the floor of his room then less than a month later takes bad MDMA with fentanyl and meth in it and goes into psychosis for two days and throws his shoes in the garbage and puts his shaving cream into the fridge so it "doesn't go rancid" then when he gets coherent again proceeds to lie about his drug use and your boyfriend gives him his 30 day notice but says that he'll revoke it if he gets his act together in 15 days but the very next day the police are at the door to talk to him about a completely different situation he got himself into

oh and then after I called him out on his lies he played the victim blocked me and then tried to hang himself