#i don't often multiship and i shall not start here

[hamliet]

MXTX Crack Ships

Now that Scum Villain is almost done, MDZS is done, and TGCF is about to conclude book 3, I present my list of (mostly) crack ships, most of which I can’t find content for because it doesn’t exist BUT if you wanna rec me a fic (yours or another’s) or art involving said ships, come at me. 

Mao Dao Zu Shi 

Wei Wuxian/Lan Wangji (obvs, the main pairing) 

Lan XiChen/Jiang Cheng (they balance each other well) 

Lan XiChen/Jin GuangYao (this is basically canon fight me) 

Lan Sizhui/Jin Ling (a great meeting of opposites)

Song Lan/Xiao XingChen (also basically canon)

Jiang YanLi/Jin ZiXuan (canon)

Nie MingJue/Wen Qing (yay, a crack ship! The two characters with the biggest BDE? Sign me up)

Wen Ning/Qin Su (the Deserved Better Puppy Dog crowd) 

Nie HuaiSang/Mo XuanYu (the Disappointing Younger Brothers and NHS decided to use his influence for good crowd) 

Jin ZiXun/Su She (I fully blame @mercyandmagic for this one, but also angst)

I would also be open to Jin GuangYao/Xue Yang, but with a dose of Jesus. 

Tian Guan Ci Fu

Xie Lian/Hua Cheng (obvs, the main pairing)

Shi Qing Xuan/He Xuan (how is this not canon don’t bring up 124)

Mu Qing/Feng Xin (their love tiffs caused an avalanche) 

Quan YiZhen/Yin Yu (it’s BingQiu but in heaven and sadder)

Pei Su/Ban Yue (also basically canon) 

Pei Ming/Yu Shi Huang (she owns him in every way and he could use a self-improvement challenge)

Ling Wen/Shi Wu Du (mostly I just want SQX to be horrified) 

Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System

Shen QingQiu/Luo BingHe (obvs, the main pairing)

Shang QingHua/Mo BeiJun (oh look MXTX let another pairing be canon in the same fic but for realsies) 

Ning YingYing/Ming Fan (his crush is rather endearing and he became a better person)

Liu QingGe/Yue QingYuan (there is no way either of them are straight and they both have been friendzoned by Shizun also LQG could use a worldview shakeup) 

Sha HuaLing/Liu MingYan (power couple to horrify LQG plus they have angsty history)

would also consider Zhu ZhiLang/Qin WanYue in the “deserved the world” category.