#i don't like fresh mango what makes you think i want artificial?????
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being a mango hater is so hard when you're shopping for edibles.
#there's so much mango flavoring in edibles#i don't like fresh mango what makes you think i want artificial?????#ik mango is supposed to like... enhance you high or whatever#but i don't want it#mango is naaaaaaaaasty
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Ward off great evil
'Fore I reach the front door
What am I in hell for?
Was I born to be tortured?
Creatures, medieval
Can you guide me?
("Yes, of course")
Fairy, goblin, unicorn
Point me the way with your horn
So you don't believe me
Well, I'll make it easy
I'll burst open the seams with you standing next to me
What look like raisins
Are plastered on my skin
Naturally occurring monster making condition
It's not the effect of poison ivy
I go hiking carefully
How come they want me on TV?
Am I really that much of a freak?
Why ever would I come out of hiding
When nobody's nice to me?
How could anyone think I'm lovely
When they retch at the sight of me?
I'd like to get groovy, to drink a mango smoothie
I'd like to watch a movie without everyone, and the sun
Telling me that I look dumb
Hate my buds, just because there's not enough room for us
They forced me to eat ice
Then I broke my teeth and cried
Jekyll, Hyde, Dragon, Slime
The only ones who are kind
Not my fault my body's spots resemble dried apricots
Beedo, Appadeebin
Wish I did, but I don't believe him
All I want is a quiet evening
And now you're telling me my dream's not one that's worth believing in?
Eedo, Appigo Appadeeben
Yeah, I'm ugly, but there is a reason
I came out of the oven too seasoned
Sometimes there's a casserole that just isn't worth eating
I imagine self-worth and inner peace
Tastes like artificial cherry
No, wait, maybe more like ice cream
Either way, I really could use some flavouring
Come one, everybody, come one, come all
The circus clown has dropped the ball
"How about we give her a face full of pie?"
For some reason, in return, you'd still expect a smile
And, whenever you get mad
I'm your walking punching bag
Can your conscience handle that?
It shouldn't be you, the one who's feeling bad
Not with all your intact arteries
I'd like to get groovy, to drink a mango smoothie
I'd like to watch a movie without
Everyone, and the sun telling me I'm not enough
Why would I enjoy this?
No, I'm not a masochist
With red gloves, all you touch
Certainly will get marked up
I, in fact, in light of this
Became your painting canvas
It's me against you and dad
Not afraid to punch him back
Happen to want to get hurt badly?
Then go ahead an try messing with me
I assure you I'll split you to atoms for free
Worse than that, I'll steal all the chocolate
Out your dear chocolate chip cookies
Purposely misplace you keys
Be the reason why you sneeze
When I say green you think of cheese
But in my mind, I'm picturing some fresh tangerines
You take pictures, I'll fake a smile through gritting teeth
You might surmise it's not the same
But you know that I won't play your game
Wasted all your day and let me get away with it
If you look like me, don't go out at night
To a man on edge, you could give a fright
And in self-defence, he'll take out a knife
Wouldn't want to cause a scene
Looking like it's time for me to fly away
Maybe I'll see you another day
Sike, you're probably going the other way
So give a smother to my brother when you see him, okay?
Luckily on my diet, I don't eat meat
For someone who looks like an animal, I'm rather picky!
Not a monster 'cause I don't hate babies
I don't skip cut-scenes
Eating my own kind is against my beliefs
You, though had no problem tearing life and limb from Ted and Jim, so
Made of stone your evil heart must be
Could be that your cup of love is filled with liquid savagery
O-o-oh, yippadie dee, oh, yippadie doh, doh
Went to the potluck with scones
You wont take any home, I know
But I suppose maybe I just want to do some baking
Take it from me, looks couldn't kill, no, but they can get you disowned
"We won't look at her"
Is that so?
Then my baked goods are no longer free for the taking
Thanks for pizza, I'll take a mango, blend it up real nice and slow
My dear friends, I have made it home
Rewarded with time alone
((WHY DID U SEND ME THE ENTIRE IF GRETEL))
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Ward off great evil
'Fore I reach the front door
What am I in hell for?
Was I born to be tortured?
Creatures, medieval
Can you guide me?
(Yes, of course)
Fairy, goblin, unicorn
Point me the way with your horn
So you don't believe me
Well, I'll make it easy
I'll burst open the seams with you standing next to me
What look like raisins
Are plastered on my skin
Naturally occurring monster making condition
It's not the effect of poison ivy
I go hiking carefully
How come they want me on TV?
Am I really that much of a freak?
Why ever would I come out of hiding
When nobody's nice to me?
How could anyone think I'm lovely
When they retch at the sight of me?
I'd like to get groovy, to drink a mango smoothie
I'd like to watch a movie without everyone, and the sun
Telling me that I look dumb
Hate my buds, just because there's not enough room for us
They forced me to eat ice
Then I broke my teeth and cried
Jekyll, Hyde, Dragon, Slime
The only ones who are kind
Not my fault my body's spots resemble dried apricots
Beedo, Appadeebin
Wish I did, but I don't believe him
All I want is a quiet evening
And now you're telling me my dream's not one that's worth believing in?
Eedo, Appigo Appadeeben
Yeah, I'm ugly, but there is a reason
I came out of the oven too seasoned
Sometimes there's a casserole that just isn't worth eating
I imagine self-worth and inner peace
Tastes like artificial cherry
No, wait, maybe more like ice cream
Either way, I really could use some flavouring
Come one, everybody, come one, come all
The circus clown has dropped the ball
"How about we give her a face full of pie?"
For some reason, in return, you'd still expect a smile
And, whenever you get mad
I'm your walking punching bag
Can your conscience handle that?
It shouldn't be you, the one who's feeling bad
Not with all your intact arteries
I'd like to get groovy, to drink a mango smoothie
I'd like to watch a movie without
Everyone, and the sun telling me I'm not enough
Why would I enjoy this?
No, I'm not a masochist
With red gloves, all you touch
Certainly will get marked up
I, in fact, in light of this
Became your painting canvas
It's me against you and dad
Not afraid to punch him back
Happen to want to get hurt badly?
Then go ahead and try messing with me
I assure you I'll split you to atoms for free
Worse than that, I'll steal all the chocolate
Out your dear chocolate chip cookies
Purposely misplace your keys
Be the reason why you sneeze
When I say green you think of cheese
But in my mind, I'm picturing some fresh tangerines
You take pictures, I'll fake a smile through gritting teeth
You might surmise it's not the same
But you know that I won't play your game
Wasted all your day and let me get away with it
If you look like me, don't go out at night
To a man on edge, you could give a fright
And in self-defence, he'll take out a knife
Wouldn't want to cause a scene
Looking like it's time for me to fly away
Maybe I'll see you another day
Sike, you're probably going the other way
So give a smother to my brother when you see him, okay?
Luckily, on my diet, I don't eat meat
For someone who looks like an animal, I'm rather picky!
Not a monster 'cause I don't hate babies
I don't skip cut-scenes
Eating my own kind is against my beliefs
You, though had no problem tearing life and limb from Ted and Jim, so
Made of stone, your evil heart must be
Could be that your cup of love is filled with liquid savagery
O-o-oh, yippadie-dee, oh, yippadie-doh, doh
Went to the potluck with scones
You won't take any home, I know
But I suppose maybe I just want to do some baking
Take it from me, looks couldn't kill, no, but they can get you disowned
"We won't look at her"
Is that so?
Then my baked goods are no longer free for the taking
Thanks for the pizza, I'll take a mango, blend it up real nice and slow
My dear friends, I have made it home
Rewarded with time alone
I like bike riding It's oh so exciting Much better than fighting with all who come near me Rope's getting tighter, my hand's on the lighter I'm playing with fire, you'd better come save me
That there's my sister Yeah, you couldn't miss her That big facial blister, her pity getting scheme I think I hate her, those green alligators I wish they'd had ate her If that happened you'd see
That there's a part of me that's appealingly sweet I'm surе you'd agree if you got to know me And admittedly, I'm not that interesting But I'll let you have what's mine If you just give me your time
If there's a party today, it's not coming my way Should be needless to say that I need things to change Remember yesterday? I bought you flowers, you threw them away Coffee and peppermint tea
Brewing instructions engraved on leaves Symbols that I can't read Seems it's all written in Chinese I could use some help translating these
I'm an unknown breed, un-sprouted seed A hot spring with its waters frozen over by your cold mentality If it's grief you need, here, take my spleen I'm gonna bleed all over the floor And more until you remember me
I like bike riding It can be exciting But I'm through with hiding You're gonna think I'm crazy Swallowing swords now, too bad I don't know how I'm juggling knives, ow! Three fingers that cost me
Oh, what have I done? A green luscious island It's covered in diamonds Far as the eye can see Lower the bar 'cause I'm choking on stardust Becoming a carcass, though pain's rather tasty
There's a part of me that's appealingly sweet I'm sure you'd agree, if you got to know me And admittedly, I'm not that interesting But I'll let you have what's mine if you just give me your time
With myself I must play in this game of charades Cause there's no one to speak to of the things I've got in my brain There's nothing particular I need you to say At least care to see if I'm okay
Watch me now play with pointy things Look, see, isn't it interesting? No, you're not even listening Is that not brave enough for you? As flies are drawn to the rotting chees
Are sadists attracted to misery In this case, that's another word for me So, I'll boost the danger times two (Or maybe three)
Just red paint? Babe, this ain't pretend How I long for your arms again I might lose me a leg or head Maybe you would believe me then Autumn leaves failed to break my fall Sticks and stones didn't care at all Skin and bones decorate the walls Think that's everything I can recall
Finally, a party just for me In contrast with those attending, I'm quite happy Like your brain's hard drives just installed sympathy Judging by how much you cry, it's like you're draining your eyes Got in candy land, I paid the entrance fee Good thing no one tried to stop me through my self-injury spree
People, please, you should be smiling If ya cared that much, should've showed love 'fore I became a piece of meat Hey, come on, let's up the vibrancy I want some sort of balloons and your tears can be the confetti Gone from living feces to your priority Funny how much more you notice something that you can't see
A whole garden on flowers and my name etched on a rock All this could've been avoided, all I wanted was to talk Now I've been appointed, as your new king, I decree That it's too late to start caring about me
(hansel by sodikken)
"what does this mean? Why- why are you singing at me?????"
@the-bite-of-87-lol
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