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zosonils · 4 years ago

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If Bowser and Eggman are married and Bowser Jr and Metal Sonic are their kids, I think it's safe to say that Mario is Sonic's dad while Tails is more closer to his uncle Luigi

yeah mario and luigi are sonic’s [and by extension tails’] exasperated uncles who love him very much but want him to please stop-a sticking your hand innathe toaster because you’rea curious about what will happen. what will happen issa fire. sonic continues to stick his hand in the toaster anyway because he has adhd and is perpetually chronically understimulated but he at least apologises after making a racket stomping on his glove to extinguish it and waking up uncle luigi’s ghost dog who started howling and got every other dog in the neighbourhood joining in

#i don't know why i'm envisioning like a babysitting deal but it's really fucking funny jhdfnjk #mario is incomprehensibly yelling something in italian as he blasts sonic's hand with the fire extinguisher again #luigi and tails look up from their game of chess for a couple seconds and sigh and then look back down #luigi realises that he's in checkmate literally 8 moves into the game and bangs his head into the board #sonic forces me to answer questions #just fucking whatever #anon

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