#i don't know why i was watching spiketv as a teen but whatever it was i wanted to see was after the man show

[pandor-pandorkful]

said as if grease wrasslin wasn't one of the big horny fantasies peddled by shady cable tv companies for the past few decades

hello new D&D movie fans who are writing fic! we’re glad you’re here. as a semi experienced D&D player I feel the need to make a PSA. to wit: while they may appear to be viable options, the Grease spell, and by extension the Oil of Slipperiness, generate enough grease to cover ten square feet or an entire humanoid. this is too much grease! unmanageable and unsexy quantities of grease. “can’t get anything done because we’re sliding around too much” quantities of grease. please opt for mundane lubricants. thank you for your time