#i don't know wht happens after the carino moment

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ok, ok, ok, listen... what if buck just goes "imma be the best platonic husband my best friend could ever ask for because i want to give him all the things and also that way neither of us will be left alone ever again. feelings no what feelings pffft" only he goes about it in a really stealthy way because no way can they ever have a conversation about this, so over the course of like a month he very slowly and very intentionally moves in and takes on more and more spousal/parental duties and eddie doesn't realise until he's taking his dirty dinner plate, kissing him and going: "thanks for dinner, carino, it was delicious" what then.

Kristen Reidel, bestie, i thought we weren't sharing season 6a plans yet????

but yes in all seriousness i love you keep the ideas coming. i absolutely think buck no-homo's his way into a marriage. if i hadn't already written an spn version of this plot, i would write this for buddie. buck literally gets them both rings just because he thought he saw them in a jewellers and thought eddie would look nice with one and then obviously he needs to match his best bud. he helps to decorate eddie's room and gives himself a drawer, bedside table, and space for his protein powder in eddie's closet (that eddie hates that he keeps there.) he starts giving maddie relationship advice and "we've actually been really strict about christopher's screentime and he's such an avid reader - has jee-yun started reading yet? no? Christopher had started reading by her age i'm pretty sure" while maddie's wine glass is about to snap in her hand.

anyway exactly what you wrote happens but I will disagree a little bi because, very importantly, buck is actually not at all subtle but eddie is like 'oh my god he loves me so much he's not going to force me into a conversation about my feelings - we're all good. we're married. sorted.' and also 'buck is so considerate of not pushing me while i'm still working out my sexuality - i mean he could kiss me a bit. but maybe he's going through his own sexuality thing.' [also important: when he's having this internal monologue buck is furiously masturbating in the shower because he and eddie went to the farmers market that morning and eddie tried homemade jam by sucking it off his own fingers]. and eddie's like 'you know what im gonna be more affectionate he's such a good husband and gives him the kiss on a cheek.' leading to the carino moment.