#i don't know the full dynamic of mahi and spike but I'm assuming it not good

[yesyourstalker]

Spike: uh excuse me?

Mahi: how can- oh.

Spike: oh hi love I haven't seen you in a while how are-

Mahi: I need to leave!!! I'm going on my break! Like right now sooo yeah bye.

Mahi: NETA! Neta! Neta hey .....

Neta: what did I tell you about yelling like that. You know I have a fight response- yo you good kid?. What do you need?

Mahi: Uhh can you help that guy. The urchin over there.

Neta: That guy?

Mahi: yeah him..... I can't be near him he's my ex

Neta: alright go to the back ok

Mahi:ok

Neta: hey, man what's?

Spike: yes. I was wondering do you have this vinyl? I've been trying to find it everywhere.

Neta: we don't have it in today but I can order it for you and you can pick it up ....Monday

Spike: splendid thank you

Nets: yeah.. man no problem*sigh*... Ooooook

Hey Mahi. He's gone.

Mahi: ok thank you

Neta: so...... Spike. He's the guy you were talking about

Mahi: yeah. You know him?

Neta: yeah I know him.....*Sigh* .......listen man I'm not saying I would beat him up in the mall parking lot. But you know if you ask me 'hey can you beat up that guy in the mall parking lot?' I would do it with no hesitation. So if you ever need that to happen I can make it happen. Actually I can do a lot worse. I can meet up with some guys from my old Splatoon he can go missing real quick if you wanted him to.

Mahi:......................................................... no. Maybe-no, never mind. I'm good. Thank you for the offer though.

Neta: okay, just letting you know.... Also don't show up on Monday. I'm switching your days off. Come in Tuesday. ............ Spike? Really?? Ew...... I mean I'm not judging I'm just....... just.ugh

Mahi: what's that supposed to mean? It was just one mistake! Besides I saw you flirt with TAKA that one time!? He's fucking gross!

Neta: yeah I know!! He played his piano for me as if I was supposed to care but you know what? I got free food, shit-faced and a hook up .........I also took a couple 50s from his wallet. You don't know how to play em. You tell them the right things and you can get whatever you want.... No love. No commitment It's easy

Mahi: no offense Neta but I'm not going to take any relationship advice from a single father who got divorced in their early 20s and has their ex's name tattooed on his arm

Neta:........................................ .............. You're fired.............

Mahi: what! because I told you the truth? HA!

Neta: yeah get out of my store. You're fired. Bye

Mahi: It's really funny how you always seem to "fire" me after I win an argument

Neta: shut up. You hurt my feelings so now you're fired but you need to come back in 30 minutes. Remember, come in to work on Tuesday because that creep is coming back here tomorrow. I'll accuse him of stealing something and have him banned but for now you're fired. Bye!

Mahi: okay fine, I'm fired. I'm going to the food court. You want something?

Neta: can you give me a lobster dog.

Mahi belongs to @fish-at-fish-fish-resort