#i don't know how it works it doesn't jive with me okay like peace and love to folks who can but it's a no from me
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born to find joy in catching and looking at bugs; forced to do math about it
#yalll i hate probability math#i don't know how it works it doesn't jive with me okay like peace and love to folks who can but it's a no from me#currently hoolding the maxent developers up by their collars in a backalley like HOW DID YOU CHOOSE 10000 AS THE NUMBER OF BACKGROUND POINT
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Sins of the Wreckers 4
warnings this time for Prowl rant and on a less funny note, cannibalism
yeah ok my bad i think it was actually a hare
Springer: this whole thing…this whole situation is getting away from us
Springer: We need to get out there and get that dataslug back. Everyone, let's-
Kup collapses
Springer: Kup?!
Springer: Hey, Kup, talk to me, okay? It's Springer
Springer: Arcee…?
Arcee: this is how I found him when Prowl dropped offline. I don't know what it's about
huh arcee changed her tune quickly on verity like you'd think she'd be more suspicious "oh something stole aequitas"
so, this is a retcon of the Kup thing
it was like "i will speak through him" "and that's why people will listen" like he was programmed to say Prowl's stuff but here it's like straight up possession and it's incredibly obvious it's a waste of a war crime
Prowl gives an explanation for the whole Kup thing I explained in my post and also about Kup being stuck in the dead universe for millions of years so I guess in the end I could have just posted those screenshots instead of typing up that summary lol
this is incredibly stupid the one thing might be that it's drawn like this because it's meant to convey it to the reader but like, that feels so pointless? you could just have kup talking weirdly but even so it's a retcon! the original idea was still kinda stupid but it still made some basic sense if prowl is just assuming direct control then it's EXTREMELY OBVIOUS
Prowl starts warning them about the Noisemaze but then he screams and gets cut off
there is an argument about command never being held accountable but it would be a lot more valid if it wasn't coming from a guy who is fresh off committing a war crime
-there's a freaking bear in the middle of the road -Impactor: Guzzle, watch out! -Guzzle: eugh, hairy!
we already confirmed Prowl isn't incriminated by the data because he was never charged with a war crime...he just doesn't want everything getting out
also like, Impactor got put in Garrus-9 Impactor was very much in command he wasn't on high command true but it's not like they just went after grunts
mix of quotes from me and friend: yeah like, part of what makes it so ridiculous is that prowl is treated as some magical exception when literally all the autobots are like that all the time even blurr deep in peace time was just like, time to beat up some guards lol (during the velocitron race) it seems like prowl is supposed to be representing like, the people pushing war forward at a level of remove but that does not jive at all with him being personally involved to such a degree or his own lack of power and experiences the proper position for that kind of character would be a neutral, or maybe even a human arguably second in command of the whole damn army is a totally different thing he is also someone who was actively on the front line we don't really see him commanding stuff from a distance much the only case we do is in LSOTW when he's stuck on earth but in every flashback he's in that takes place during the war, he's on the battlefield it's very "make up a guy to be mad at"
it's trying to fit a square character in a round story i mean even optimus is still leading from the front whether that's a good idea or not is up for debate (it's not a good idea) (it's not a good idea to have your SIC leading from the front either, tbh)
this is like, he's trying to tell a story that doesn't really make sense in this continuity like if you take it as a thing by itself, maybe it works but even then, even if you only include roche's writing i still think it doesn't entirely work?
the plot looks at Prowl all 'how dare you be an authority figure doing exactly what your job expects you to do' as opposed to the other authority figures who're getting people killed, and the subordinates also getting people killed
guzzle, you don't eat meat. you don't eat at all...
surprise! the bear is actually an alien robot
-Impactor: Guzzle? sic 'im -Guzzle: Here come the spatter patterns!
also the whole thing is like, "mm that cooked meat smell" is a…reference?…to killing people via flamethrower except…they're not human it's like a shorthand for guzzle's personality except it doesn't really work here
oh it's foreshadowing for him drinking the energon-blood of the polar bear guy
even when I go back to Transformers, I can't escape the cannibalism. I need like an absolutely enormous pensive emoji here.
I'm just surprised the ice didn't break under him
Stakeout dives down after the hare
Stakeout: I'm starting to wonder what's worse about losing visual contact with this thing: the fate of the universe, or dying of…
Stakeout: so, I'm calling this one in then Wreckers trilogy gets so dark that I do like how there are some more light moments like this
...why did he still have AWARENESS while Prowl was controlling him, that makes the whole mind control thing even more useless for its intended purpose
Kup kneels on the ground. Springer kneels down next to him and puts an arm around him
Kup: …oh God…don't look at me… pour one out for Primus
Kup: please don't look at me…
Springer: I've got you, Kup
Springer: what, Arcee?
Arcee looks aside
Arcee: Nothing. It's…
Arcee:…nothing
Frenchie? okay im gonna need someone from the British Isles to explain this one
Arcee just wanted to injure or kill him, which is of course superior
Stakeout reports back about the bunny going into the mouth of the whale
Arcee thinks the whale might be the large offshore mass Prowl was talking about
Springer agrees
and then Stakeout's signal goes out
Springer: Okay, I need to…we need to…
Roadbuster: Springer…? Are you okay?
Springer: No. Yes!
Springer: I'm fine!
Springer: Kup, are you able for this?
Kup:…sure "are you able for this" is a bit of an odd turn of phrase i've spotted a few of those and I wonder if they're Irishisms
Verity: and in your dreams, what are the colour of the skies
Springer:…red
a wolf howls
Springer drops like a stone
why didn't you guys go commit terrorism at starscream honest question probably could have talked a lot of people round well, probably because Tarantulas was bankrolling them and maybe they didn't have a way off the planet
yeah guzzle is drinking his acid green energon-blood
Impactor, quietly: sick
in a louder voice, he asks if Springer is still with them (also Verity)
Springer is still paralyzed and Verity has a giant headache
that's all your reaction is???? it's just the "eh" ness this is treated with that is bothering me maybe that's the point, that they've become completely inured to this kind of thing but still cannibalism should merit more than an under the breath "yikes"
Guzzle crackles with green lightning
Guzzle: Taste
Guzzle: I like the Taste
Guzzle: Get Me More
Guzzle: Fight For More
and that's it for now!
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