#i don't have a fuck ton of lore or angst or shipping its just meant to be a very lighthearted au

[wannabe-minion-of-chaos]

Elaborating on this now. Not sure what I'm gonna do with this since I lack the ability to write and draw consistently but for now just take some random ideas I've come up with

The actual events of the South Park Show are not canon except for a few events and consistencies such as Kenny's immortality, or Disarray seeking out Chaos to join him, it just plays out a little differently

However other characters from the show such as Stan and Kyle and such still exist as background or side characters, eventually all of the other heroes would be introduced and become reoccurring characters. And they would still have similar dynamics

Mysterion and Professor Chaos are the protagonists of this hypothetical series, each episode either focusing on the both of them in usual hero vs villain shenanigans or just one of them doing something themselves. And General Disarray is almost ALWAYS accompanying Chaos in this series

Very much a cartoon series, over the top logic and all. It's not as slapstick based as loony toons Chaos's plans are VERY over the top, he's the literal embodiment of cartoon villain

The first two episodes would be their origins, and them meeting each other for the first time. Though Mysterions powers would still be mostly a mystery since that's a driving force of his character. Disarray's origins are revealed a little as well as he seeks out chaos just as he does in his episode in SP

Mysterion is still immortal but him actually dying doesn't happen in every episode (while I was thinking about how it would happen I basically had the same dilemma Matt and Trey did about killing him off every time), when it does happen though he becomes the same ghost Mysterion from TFBW (I wanna compare this to Danny phantom but I haven't actually seen that show). He also gets the shadow powers

Chaos gets his electricity powers too, and the minions

Disarray gets no powers BUT he does get the role of that one character that can invent literally anything he wants because fuck logic. Does chaos need a giant mech? A time machine? A ray gun that can turn people into hamsters? Disarray can invent it! Most plots that would involve inventions such as this would have them be created by him

Chaos and Mysterion have a very Lego Batman and Lego joker dynamic. And aren't necessarily set on DESTROYING the other as much as they are about winning. Chaos's plans rarely involve actually hurting anyone either he just tries to be a menace and spread...well, chaos! Mysterion stops him to avoid his plans spiraling out of control and causing serious damage. There's no hatred between their rivalry, trying to stop each other has just become part of their daily lives which they're sort of come to accept and sometimes even enjoy (at least in Chaos's case)

The Raccoon (I'm not using the actual name sorry) is a reoccurring antagonist to both Chaos and Mysterion, despite seeing himself as a hero. And his motivations are similar, create a better world for himself but not others.

Mysterion is very much still Karen's guardian angel, and she would show up quite a bit as a character

Karen and knows Dougie outside of him being General Disarray, and Dougie is unaware Karen is Mysterion's sister and Karen is unaware of Dougie being Disarray.

Karen will eventually try and set out as her own hero without the permission of Mysterion after being denied being his sidekick because he fears her getting hurt, to which she will become General Disarray's nemesis and Dougie will discover she's Mysterion's sister and start getting conflicted (in pure perry the platypus logic Karen would not recognize Dougie).

Dougie and Karen are a very underrated character duo sent post

All the "background" characters eventually are revealed to have powers too, these being the soon to be freedom pals and/or raccoon and friends, the first one to be revealed is Human kite who becomes a close ally of Mysterion's since (since Kyle canonically helped Mysterion during that one deleted scene). Each one is foreshadowed/hinted too before being revealed too in their own introductory episode

I have a few ideas for other characters who could show up as villains too, but that's a rant for another day :]

All of chaos's hamster minions are named after breakfast foods

I'm gonna cut it short there but IF ANYONE WANTS TO ASK ABOUT THIS AU PLEASE DO it's gonna be engraved into my head forever now and I love coming up with ideas like these

Based on this post, I kinda wanna see/make an au with Professor Chaos as an actual Saturday morning cartoon villain in that kind of setting. With General Disarray still as his sidekick of course, and Mysterion as his arch nemesis.