#i don't even think harry is trying to make them look pitiful either lol

[shallanspren]

i still can’t get over how pathetic harry is making his family sound in his silly little book. like...william throwing an absolute temper tantrum bc he and harry both want to do conservation work in africa and africa is “his” thing???? as if the continent isn’t fucking massive already, but woooow that’s such colonizer bullshit willaim. willaim being bitter bc a bunch of war vets invited harry and not him to go to the north pole? willaim....sir. you reek of pathetic. of course they’re not going to invite you.

and then there’s charles and camilla feeling threatened by the popularity of willaim and kate, the then prince of wales getting petty and jealous of his own son?? lmao. don’t even get me started on the fact that charles let a false story about his younger underage son being a drug addict get put in the papers so charles could gain public sympathy. and this sad pitiful man is just? king of something? like an actual king recognized by the entire world. and people are just fine with it.

[silly-ghostz]

Hi! Are you still doing ships? If so can I please have a marvel or Harry Potter matchup? (I couldn't decide sorry :( if it narrows it down I think I'd prefer a Harry Potter matchup)

I'm 5'3 and black, I have dark skin and pink 4c hair. I'm chubby but I think I'm pretty cute. I've been called cherubic before lol. My aesthetic is anything pink and anything that either a four year old or a grandma would own, and I love wearing anything super girly and frilly, I have a tendency to overdress (but I think everyone does now because why not, we're in a panorama might as well look cute).

I'm an infp and a Gemini, I love mythology (I'm obsessed with Celtic and Norse mythology mainly but I'm getting really into Nigerian mythology lately and I was obsessed with Greek mythology as a kid and I even knew about all the gods on Olympus before I knew about Jesus lol), I practice witchcraft, I love learning languages especially dead ones, I drink way too much black tea but almost only iced, I'm pretty shy but that's more because I have an awful brain to mouth filter and if I start talking to someone I don't stop until I'm forced so I just say nothing as a precaution lol. I'm awful at making decisions and if forced to I'll usually just play eenie meenie minie mo in my head to pick.

I think people would describe me as weird but in a good way (most of the time, not all), funny, bubbly, a little intense when it comes to things I'm passionate about (which is pretty much everything), and hopefully fun to be around.

And two random facts about me are that my favorite cereal is cotton candy flavored captain crunch and Im almost always listening to music (usually hyperpop because I have bad taste)

Hope you're having a good day! I love your work!!!!

Here's a cute picture of my cat <3

MARVEL SHIP: QUICKSLIVER

A/n: Fuck canon Pietro is alive and well also KITTY

Request by: @mercifulmarceline

Your kind of like Peter where you start becoming an intern for stark

Though because your older then him you actually work with more people

One of them is Pietro

At first you were very scared of him

I mean he’s always so talkative and loud

But after a while you warm up to him

He likes talking to you because you'll listen instead of telling him to be quiet

Often when he comes back from a mission you'll try and cleanse him

At first, he's weirded out but after a while hell get it

“So you're trying to get rid of my bad mojo”

“Yeah yeah something like that”

Sometimes when quick is Doubting himself you read him Greek stories

His favorites are the ones about Hermes and hero like Theseus

“Pietro have you ever heard about Theseus”

Please tell me someone got the reference

Harry potter ship: SCAR BOY

A/n: sorry the MCU one was short I wanted to fit in both and get it out today :(

You and he would meet in some random class

Her son next to you and try to talk to you but you wouldn't talk to him much

At first he was kinda hurt

Thinking that maybe you hated him

But you caught onto this and apologized

He felt really bad for making you apologize so he thought he'd repay you

At first, he thinks maybe ask her to dinner

But here doesn't want you to.think he's pitying you

So he opts out hell just hang out with you try to break your shell

And he's happy he did 

You'd two often couldn't be seen apart

You'd go out on small dates to the black late where you read to him heroes like him to make him de stress

You'd try and convert him into a soft boy with all of your sweaters

And if he's stressed about anything you'll dot and listen to him

He loves to comfort you like you do for him

Written May 29th