#i don't!! she's one of my fav champs. i main her in league

[ifiwereacowboy]

"would I let this champion cook for me" tierlist. It doesn't include every champ because 1. It's almost 12am and 2. I couldn't think of where to put everyone. Explanations under the cut.

Braum has his own tier because you'd be crazy not to let him cook for you. He'd probably make you something nice and warm and tell you stories of his adventures while you ate :)

S tier:

Pantheon- He wants to be a baker, I'm helping him with that by letting him cook for me.

B tier:

Blitzcrank- He's a robot, so anything he cooked would probably be perfect. The only downside is the meal would probably be pretty boring.

LeBlanc- I think she's an excellent cook, and she'd be in A tier except she'd probably try to convince me to join the black rose during the meal which would be kind of annoying.

Jhin- Again, amazing cook. Like, Michelin star chef this time. However, he'd probably poison the food and then use my corpse in his art, and I'm not really comfortable with that. So he gets a B.

C tier:

Caitlyn- I feel like she can cook, but she makes a few mistakes cause she's used to servants cooking for her. She'd also probably get mad if you criticised her cooking. But it wouldn't be gross, just not the best.

Lux- I feel like she can cook, but only one thing. However, she cooks that one thing really well.

D tier:

I really don't think anyone in Bilgewater can cook. Especially not Graves—he can't even shower, how's he supposed to cook?!

E tier:

Ziggs- I think he knows how to cook, however he cooks the food with bombs and then it gets all burnt. Also I can't imagine him having very good hygiene.

Gangplank- This one's mostly just vibes. He's slightly worse than everyone else in Bilgewater.

Zoe- She would make it the sweetest thing in the entire world, like a bunch of chocolate and sweets and cake, and then complain if you didn't like it. You could be throwing up from the sweetness and she'd get really annoyed at you.

F tier:

Mundo- Does... Does this need an explanation? I wouldn't even be able to get close to him to ask him, he'd just end up trying to 'cure' me.

Amumu- I don't think he's ever cooked before, so it'd probably taste really bad.

Brand- The food would get burned really badly. And then he'd probably yell at me for it.

Nunu- He's a young child, most kids aren't very good chefs.

Yuumi- Cat.

Annie- Same problem as Nunu, except this time she will also probably burn the food.

Sylas- Look, he's been in prison for over a decade. The man does not cook.

Jinx- I think she'd blow the kitchen up if anything went wrong. And things would definitely go wrong, she definitely doesn't usually cook. I think she just eats junk food.

Probably spits in it:

Draven- I think he'd believe that getting your food spat on by Draven is the equivalent of getting his autograph.

Asol- He probably hates mortals, so he'd make a great meal and then ruin it with cosmic spits.

Kled- It's Kled. You cannot convince me that Kled wouldn't spit in it.

Vi- She'd definitely spit in it if you did anything to upset her (and then she'd beat you up afterwards). The only exception is Cait.