#i do have to make another trip but I'm gonna try to gather more donation stuff first so I can just make one trip

[hale-of-stiles-heart]

okay! Dropping trash off wasn't as bad as I was worried it'd be! (Story of my life, I know) the only thing that sucked was the lady at the scale mentioned something about a form but it isn't on the website for the landfill so idk where I'm supposed to get it and the form I did see on a different site is weirdly complicated and asks waaaay more questions than really necessary bc all she ended up asking was what kind of trash, kitchen or bulk, and how was I paying the drop off fee lol

[luccislegs]

KID N LAW IN POLY RELATIONSHIP YESS I'm weak for buzzfeed unsolved ish situations so! Let reader drag them to some haunted place or mb just to the forest at night bc i feel that it would be hilarious with these two dumbasses pretty pleaseeeee

ik you said reader so maybe, if you want, i can write where reader does take them to some haunted as payback to kid and law’s in on it idk. i laughed at these a few days after i wrote them so i hope they’re funny lol

sweet christ if you ever make it out of this you swear you’re going to murder kid

if law’s facial expression is anything to go by, there may be some black market organ donating in his future

kid had suggested camping to the two of you the week earlier, since law finally had a little bit of time off from the hospital, and it was a way to get away from the city and spend proper time with each other

you were fine with that, in fact, it sounded fun

only somehow, kid had picked what had to be the creepiest forest in existence

more than once, you heard snuffling in the trees that surrounded your campsite, followed by the sound of footsteps running off at a fast pace

not to mention what sounded like people yelling in the distance

conveniently, kid hadn’t heard any of that and insisted that it was fine, he had camped here before and nothing had happened

you really weren’t sure about that though

law had taken it upon himself to keep you glued to his side, sharp eyes scanning for signs of werewolves or bigfoot in the trees because that was just the vibe this whole place gave off

that or cannibals, and that wasn’t very appealing either

“we’re almost out of wood,” kid said after a while, “i’m going to go get more”

both you and law are up in an instant, “not alone you’re not”

you look at each other and almost laugh. almost.

kid’s looking at the both of you oddly, but shrugs his shoulders, since more hands meant less trips, and leads you into the darkness with a flashlight

naturally, your luck being what it is, it goes dead

“i just put new batteries in before we left,” kid swears, smacking it on his hand

law jumps a little as you slide your hand into his and whisper, “we’re so gonna die” and he can’t help but agree

the snuffling comes back, and you nearly scream

kid hears it this time and mutters, “what the fuck” just before there’s a loud animal scream from the same direction

“oh hell no,” is law’s response and his hold on your hand tightens as he books it back in the direction of the camp fire. 

poor kid is left behind but oh well law can’t save both of you

besides this whole thing was kid’s idea and if anyone deserves to die it’s him, but fortunately for everyone you all make it back, even if kid is a little upset at being left behind, but law points out that he would be the best person to tackle…whatever the hell that was

for some godforsaken reason, kid still insists that you stay which, he does have a point. trying to pack up and hike back in the dark is probably more dangerous than sticking around and the fire should keep any animals away

the same can’t be said for cannibals, but they’re susceptible to large sticks to the dome, so it should be fine

you all cram into the tent and you cement yourself firmly between law and kid, not willing to be anywhere near the edges of the tent in case whatever that was gets brave

facing law, you listen to kid’s deep, even breathing and wonder how he can sleep with everything happening, but know that law isn’t likely to sleep tonight, so you whisper, “what the fuck was that?”

you know already that he’s been flipping through a list of the most likely candidates and how to best fend them off, but somehow his answer doesn’t reassure you

“i’ve no idea, ___-ya. i’ve never heard that before.”

you groan and wiggle closer so you’re pressed firmly to his chest, and kid grumbles in his sleep as he follows you, sandwiching you between them

you whisper to law, “it was nice knowing you. i say we murder kid if we die.”

law laughs, but it quickly cuts off when there’s a rustling outside of the tent.

“i said if not when,” you whisper in horror, elbowing kid in the ribs to wake him up.

he does with a jolt and whatever is outside freezes, but you know it hasn’t run off, so kid gets up and peers out the flaps of the tent while you and law cling to one another

kid yells and jumps back into the tent, causing you to actually scream, but then he starts to laugh. “it’s just a dog. he looks hungry.”

instantly you and law start to smack kid, yelling about how it wasn’t funny. it really kind of was.

you all climb out of the tent and gather around the dog, petting it and talking to it and laughing at each other for how ridiculous you were all being, except…

law, ever the rational asshole, says, “i don’t see how this dog could have made that noise.”

you almost want to hit him and now you’re all watching the trees again, and suddenly the dog whimpers and runs off, and your hair raises as you catch sight of something in the shadows just outside the light of the fire

maybe it’s your imagination, but it looks like it’s standing on two legs, so you elbow law who also sees it, but before anyone can do anything a bright flash of light appears, blinding the three of you and you all start yelling

“woah, woah, hey, no need to lose your heads,” a calm voice cuts through and you peer through a gap between law’s and kid’s arms to find the forest ranger you had met at the sign-in post

“uh, can we help you?” you ask like you hadn’t just been screaming like murder victims a second prior

“well, no, i just came to warn you that there’s an escaped convict that was headed this way about an hour ago–”

before he can continue, you and law both look up at kid and say, “we’re leaving,” with law tacking on an, “if you want to stay, stay, and we’ll be sure your tombstone says ‘murdered by an escaped felon because he was too stupid to leave.”

fortunately, kid isn’t that stupid, so the three you work to pack up under the watchful eye of the forest ranger and hightail it out of there, and at the mouth of the trail you tell the ranger about what you had heard earlier, and he chuckles

“yeah, you get people out here sometimes that take drugs and do crazy things. or maybe it was a bobcat,” he explained, as you load your things up into your car.

“and uh, which do you think it was?” you ask, not entirely sure you want to know the answer. you jump as the hatch is slammed shut and law and kid come to stand beside you, each taking a hand.

“uh, well, given the season, the time and the proximity, i’d actually say it was more likely a mountain lion was stalking you,” he said, and waved as he walked off.

“oh my god,” you mutter at the same time that law says, “never again.”

kid has the decency not to argue