#i didn't include scott and cameron in that because cameron's too weak to throw mike over his shoulder (mike does the shoulder throwing)

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being a multishipper is so funny im there like WHO LET MIKE GET ALL THOSE BITCHES but then realize it was me. i was the who. the cryptid twig somehow attracts people to him by being the biggest pathetic wet cat in the world. other characters swooning over that is just so funny

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*mike voice* everyone's like "oh my god mike how'd you bag a baddieeeee how'd you bag a baddie" i didn't bag shit. zoey/alejandro/duncan picked me up from my neck and threw me over their shoulder and i've been on it ever since. and i don't have any plans of getting off any time soon