#i didn't get flavorblasted with cow lore in my agriculture class for nothing

[heterochromicnachos]

I HAVE A SERIOUS QUESTION CONCERNING MY BOY

Is cross scared of cows in general, or just the patterns of the typical cartoon cow? Or a specific gender?

When people put cross in a bovine situation, the cows always look the same. White with black spots and female. I honestly have never seen cross be put with cows of any other size, shape, gender, or pattern than the stereotypical cow.

How does he feel about miniature cows? About bulls, or other patterns?

The logical conclusion would be “yes, all cows”, but with how generic and base level every cow he’s been shoved against is, its hard to say for certain.

I want to see more variety with the cows cross is to be tormented with. Let the man be terrified by a tiny little teacup cow, I want to see it.