#i could go on and on about damorphs but i'll cut it here

[airshipcity]

everything but 7 for animorphs

came back to bite me in the ass, as i knew it would 

name ur politically correct ship that no one ever questionsuh. oh boy. cake?? not a strong advocate but their moments of butterflies and happiness brings me joy 

now name ur trash shipratmance. this should come as a surprise to exactly no one 

and ur really trashy im-going-to-hell shipdavid/taylor, honestly, because they could fucking wreck shop if they collaborated against the animorphs (or anything) and actually MANAGED to work together, but i absolutely LOVE the idea of their dynamic being “quickly figure out exactly how to rile each other up and push all the right and wrong buttons, to the point that their alliance becomes a weakness in and of itself for the animorphs to exploit” 

who is your cinnamon roll fave who everyone lovescassie, because i like to pretend no one ever posts cassie hate and never have and never will. i live in a world where cassie is appreciated and loved and critizised for her actual mistakes and misjudgments but not vilified for being wrong sometimes or having a moral compass 

who is your sinnamon roll fave who everyone loves to hate/hates to loverachel, possibly?? maybe marco?? they’re both good but definitely more sinnamon than cinnamon, possibly even burnt and bitter cinnamon rolls who have been through far too much 

who is your trash fave who is so problematic they probably have hate tumblrs dedicated to them if i saw a dedicated david hate blog i would clap like a hungry seal and promptly follow them and then i would immediately link it to you so we could be deeply amused together 

what is the fic you want to write/read but can’t because it is too full of Sinremember back in the day, years ago, when i wanted to make an entire zombiemorphs au??? centered on ratmance????? That One

what is the most sinful fic you have ever read/writteni’m not saying it’s the one where jake and cassie do the do and morph a lot in the process, but it’s probably that one (read, that is. i absolutely did not write that one, i only write unprompted silliness and far-too-serious au junk in this fandom) 

what is the worst thing you want to become canon (character death, trash-ship etc)david returning properly, which INDUBITABLY counts as a worst thing but i want this so bad that i’m literally writing it myself just to scratch my own self-indulgent itch 

what is your most sinful headcanonmarco and david made out on exactly one occasion, and they’ve both sworn each other to holy silence on the matter. it was horrible and they both know it. both blame each other for the taste of unclean teeth and eggy breakfast. 

what is your cutest headcanontobias made off with a bag of his old clothes in his talons to bring to rachel’s place, for emergency purposes (and so rachel doesn’t start every human-tobias-requiring mission with shopping new brand clothes for him). rachel sometimes puts one of tobias’ messy old t-shirts on a mannequin she’s got. then she pretend-dances with it and has random conversations with it when she’s cleaning her room etc. tobias caught her once while she was hugging it and burying her head in the mannequin’s shoulder and decided to give her an hour of space before finally flying over to her window and asking her out on a nice burger date where they could maybe hold hands and lean on each other 

what is your heart-breakingist head canonthe same t-shirt was curled into a nice, soft pile by where rachel slept the last few nights before the big showdown. clearly used as a kind of makeshift teddybear to hold onto. cassie cries when she finds it, and tobias just flies off because he can’t stand to think about how he should’ve found the time to give her a proper last hug 

what is ur crackiest crack shipi mean, this is probably still david/taylor. or erek/marco. i’m going for erek/marco actually 

what is ur marginally less cracky crack shipdavid/marco, re: the marco impersonation thing that resulted from david committing Mysterious Shenanigans that left marco tied up in a closet iirc?? i rest my goddamn case 

what is ur favourite ridiculous audragon age inquisition au, where they’re ALL inquisitors w marks due to being at the wrong place at the wrong time, but they’re a complete band of apostate misfits who accidentally keep finding these rifts and have to fight demons and demon possession so they can close them. except they have to be covert about it so visser three corypheus doesn’t hunt them down to end them. (david is a rogue, but the shitty kind who knows how to make traps but is shit at setting them up bc he never warns his team so they all walk into them and david just laughs and calls them idiots. he’s easily goaded by visser three corypheus into traps as well though. also he keeps offering to help pick locks but he’s shit at that too, he just likes to show off that he’s Different and Better even though he absolutely, evidently, isn’t.) also taylor in the role of calpernia. cassie’s a spirit healer and mostly does buffing and only fights offensively when she must but marco is somehow almost always the first to fall in battle. cassie spends so many revive spells on marco every week. rachel bonds DEEPLY with leliana over clothes and fashion and comes along to orlais all the time, and insists on having morrigan teach her how to become a bear. rachel bereskarn is a terrifying sight to behold