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hii!! i saw ur ateez bf headcanon on san and mingi,, can u also do for seonghwa and yunho? i love it so much⊂⁠(⁠´⁠･⁠◡⁠･⁠⊂⁠ ⁠)⁠∘⁠˚⁠˳⁠° thank you in advance! have a hreat day!♡⁠(⁠˃͈⁠ ⁠દ⁠ ⁠˂͈⁠ ⁠༶⁠ ⁠)

Hey there, anon 👋 Thank you for your support, have a lovely day 💕

N/A: I just want to thank you all for the overwhelming amount of love San's and Mingi's headcanons received. The next are going to be Yunho and Wooyoung's version! I'll get to all of them eventually <3

Ateez as boyfriend's - PSH & KHJ headcanon

Yeosang and Jongho's version

Yunho and Wooyoung's version

San and Mingi's version

Ateez Masterlist

Park Seonghwa (박성화)

So, I'm not gonna lie, you had a long way to walk with this one.

It's a known fact Seonghwa is not the best at making friends, he has some insecurities, now, can you imagine if he has to talk to someone he has a crush on?

Of course he needed some Wooyoung magic to get you to talk to him, he was way too shy to approach you first.

There were too many possibilities, you could be in a relationship already or liking someone else already and he couldn't just ask out of nowhere. SO, he befriended you with the pure intention of being just your friend, he did want that, he wanted to close to you and to get to know you better.

But it was harder than he thought.

You two clicked right away, you have similar hobbies and taste for music, it was easy to talk to you, the real problem was he was falling way to fast and way too deep and didn't know that to do with himself.

As your boyfriend, things were so much easier. The heavy weight was lifted of his shoulders and he was able to relax around you.

He'd drop the whole "cool guy persona" he thought he needed to woo your heart over and be more of himself very fast tho, so don't worry about it.

Now, he is used to be the one taking care of everyone and he wholeheartedly doesn't expect anything in return, yet, here you are, taking as much care of him too.

He's mushy in your hands whenever you do it, even if it's subtle like fixing his hair or brushing something off his clothes. Acts of survice it's his main love language, after all.

Also if you cook for him ( or get delivery before he arrives home if you don't cook) he's a goner. Food is a love language on itself, one he is quite fluent.

He'll cook your favorites foods and you better bet he's buying a cook book full of recipes from your home country (he doesn't trust internet recipes to get everything perfect).

He's a very sweet lover in general, he just wants you to know every single day how much he appreciates you and your relationship with him.

Also one of the biggest with petnames!! I see him being more of a classic one, so 자기야 will be his favorite (an equivalent to honey), also darling, just because he'll like the sound of it.

I do believe a big fight will be rare for you both. Mostly because he rather straight up tell you if there's something bothering him and talk through it.

He hates yelling, big fights, hurtful words, it's his nightmare. He doesn't see himself as someone who does that nor he wants to do it.

If a heated discussion were to happen, he'll just hear you out first, although he wants to interrupt from time to time.

After you finish, he tries to calm both you and him first. These situations stress him and nothing good comes out of that.

Then, he'll tell his side and would take what you said in consideration to have an agreement.

If it's serious of course!

Because is it's not?? He's full on taking personally as if you just insulted his mother, but you just said you don't like his favorite flavor of pizza.

And I mean pacing around the room, hands on his hair, asking himself how he was able to date someone with a horrible taste for pizza and so on, until he can't anymore and starts to laugh.

I see him as someone really private in general, so although everyone close to him would know he is a relationship, he wouldn't expose too much of it to his parents nor to the boys in the beginning.

With time, he'll introduce you to both of his families little by little, until you are interacting with them like you always been there.

An important detail! He's still an extravert and he has a lot of energy to spend. It's a wild ride, but he'll appreciate if you match his energy and go with the flow.

Also if you also a lego person or a star wars person? He'll love to share his hobbies with you. Yes, that means movie marathon on his breaks and he'll let you build with him, he just loves you that much.

He rather stay home for safety, but when you two go out, he searches carefully for a quiet and private place, where you can enjoy each others company in peace.

Kim Hongjoong (김홍중)

This dude right here? No problem taking to you at all. He'll be the one starting everything in your relationship without even realizing it.

The funny thing is, he's the type to fall hard, but not fast.

He is the definition of friends to lovers. He may feel something, but he'd brush it off as a fleeing thing. It wasn't.

He was scared to say something because he didn't want to come off like those dudes that befriend a girl because they were interested and she wasn't available for whatever reason. He wasn't trying to wait for an opportunity "to attack" or something like that.

Still, he is not a patient person and he reached his limit quite fast, specially if you don't pick up the hints he's dropping.

I see him being a bit shyer as your boyfriend in the beginning, just because of the change in the dynamics between you two.

He was the one who initiated, yet he still had to remind himself that he WAS allowed to touch you more and express how much you mean to him now, since he was holding some of that in.

But omg, now that you two are together??? He's not holding anything in at this point. Again impacient man, but also because he's falling hard than he thought he would.

We know he's not that much into physical affection, so you waited for the green flag on his side for that and he did realize soon he enjoyed a lot more when it was with you, actually, he craved it.

I can see him sticking to a nickname of yours or the classic 자기야 to call you. I don't see him that into petnames.

He's love language is quality time and acts of service, which is quite ironic since he doesn't have as much time available as he would want to.

Still, he is a dedicated boyfriend. He works his schedule to give you at least 2 hours everyday, sometimes it's easier and you have more time together and other times it's harder and it's less time.

When he is at the studio, he likes to make little productivity sessions with you, so you are able to be close to him and still do your thing as he does his.

(A whole headcanon about this is coming soon!!)

Also, he is passionate about art, any kind of art, especially the one's he creates, so share that with you before anyone else it's his ultimate demonstration of love and trust.

He trusts you to give him honest opinions and takes, but also to be vulnerable with you, to show a more sensitive side of himself, because he knows you'd understand and listen.

We know he's not the greatest at taking care of himself, so if you choose to do that willingly, he's so so thankful.

He does feel bad to give you extra trouble, even he doesn't in your point of view. He tries to be better so you don't have to do as much as you do for him.

I'm so sorry but if you reach a point of really fighting, it's going to be bad.

Like, he usually is good at managing a heated discussion. He knows when he's getting really frustrated and most of time he kinda pauses everything and takes a break from you and the situation. He always comes back to finish it with a lighter heart.

But sometimes he won't do that for multiple reasons, stress, tiredness, etc. If you really want to fight because of something, ok, great, you're are fighting then. That's his mentality, because he's tired of holding back.

He's a stubborn mf, so he'd fight with every fiber of his body and he'd say it whatever it is like he's 100% in the right.

It's like a explosion really. Also he's the type to recall things and throw it in your face. I'm sorry, he's petty like that.

He could be the one apologizing first, but you have to approach him first. Again, stubborn. He'd think he's right, until you start to talk and then reality will hit him like a truck.

He'd make the effort to fix his wrongs as long as you're willing to do the same, so it would work out.

He would also waits longer than Seonghwa to tell more about you to his members and family. He wants to feel like he's 100% secure in your relationship to do that and that for him means time.

The boys would be little shits tho so he gives up little by little. They regret that, because now they'd have to listen Hongjoong talking about you all the time and he doesn't even realize it's too much, but when he does, he keeps going on purpose.

His perfect day it's you two together, although he rather a quiet and secure place like his or your home, or his studio if it's late in the night.

Reblogs are highly appreciated. Thank you for reading! (^o^)

[alivegirlmari]

sorry i keep bothering u BUT i have another question😭 i was wondering if you’d seen this interview of melanie (https://youtu.be/xhHDMOEnuB4 the first minute and a half) and what you think of that because i’m pretty sure shauna does NOT care but to me jeff very much went from a sympathetic guy who loves his wife to a sinister little man😭 i get making bad decisions when you’re young but man😭

you are NOT bothering me omggg you could neverrr. me when i wake up to an anticurses ask and get to chew on it at work for the next two days: ❣️ 💕 💞 💓 💗 💖 💘 💝

i've seen a few people analyze that specific interview and tbh i don't think i have anything groundbreaking to add but i wanna just ramble about shauna anyways asdjnjsdk so! putting this under a readmore bc it'll probs be long-ish and incoherent <3

ok so. shauna's relationship to motherhood has always fascinated me. when i first watched yj it was all in one night, in a haze, during a not-good-mentally period in my life. so it took me an embarrassing amount of episodes to go from 'oh she hates callie bc callie's wilderness baby and thus a reminder of everything that entails, both jackie-related and trauma-related' to 'OH callie can't be wilderness baby, timeline wise, which adds an even more insane level to shauna returning to jeff post-crash'. bc the decision to date him let alone marry him has always been sooo interesting to me!! like yeah we all knew why but like, how did it happen? how long after the crash? did he call her up once she got out of hospital? did she go back to school? was it another drunk grief hookup thing again, but one that spiraled into more? did they discuss jackie at all? iirc, when he reveals he's read the diaries, he implies they never talked about the 19 months which is why he read them. but did they ever discuss jackie, separate to what happened in the woods? or was she the eternal elephant in the room? i mean, yes it's canon that shauna marries him out of guilt and shame and obligation, but the CALLIE of it all is the wildest part to me. bc she's pregnant with his baby, and then jackie dies and the baby dies, and then she goes back and has anotherrr baby with him, in spite of everything!!!!

so melanie p much saying 'she can't keep justifying her decision to not have kids with him, so they have one'. is like. well she's right!!! i can 1000% see jeff pushing to have kids and shauna, unaware that he knows about wilderness baby and not wanting to tell him, agreeing to it bc a) she'd rather die than talk about it honestly, b) the guilt of it all, and c) well that's what normal suburban heterosexual couples do isn't it?? get married and have kids!! and to me jeff has always been that guy, which he even admits in canon! he was always gonna be the high-school boyfriend to jackie, but that's his life role, too: he stays in his home-town, he owns a business in his home-town, his only friend is his teen bestie, etc. he's the suburban straight guy who doesn't properly wash his underwear, whose wife cooks every meal (that he still complains about), who thinks flavored lube is too kinky and weird and gay for him.

and it annoys me that the show doesn't even lean into the horror of that, let alone like...the genuinely terrribleeee things he does. like if you're not gonna frame it as devastating, tragic, claustrophobic, and miserable that shauna marries jackie's very Normie boyfriend and has another baby with him, that her whole life has become a jackie altar and not what she herself wants, then at least frame it as awful that he blackmailed her and her friends using their trauma??? HELLO???and i hate that the adam thing kinda like. made them ~even~, narratively, or at least made people forget about jeff.

and if you're NOT going to make it a heterosexual horror story, AT LEAST make him the wifeguy people insist he is online!! what REAL self-respecting wifeguy would turn down strawberry lube or panic when their wife grabs the gun from the guy holding them at gunpoint!!! and i mean, his reactions (to the gun thing at least) are valid and normal, ofc he'd freak out, majority of us would too. but this IS a tv show, he's not real, and you can't have him be the freaked out, 'you're out of control' husband and the 'my wife can do no wrong' husband ykwim. (me & rose talked about that angle specifically here)

but also YES it's legitimately evil for jeff to not tell shauna he knows about wilderness baby and for him to just then. keep bringing up having another one. the most generous reading i can give him is that he also, of course, feels guilty about jackie, and his desire for marriage and children with shauna is driven by that, but again: he knew he was only ever the high-school boyfriend, so. and what melanie said in that interview IS right but it's not being said/implied/explored in canon, and i worry that if it was then again, it wouldn't be shown as the horror it is, so i'm almost glad?? bc i'm not sure the general audience would see through that and view it as evil either.

anyways, jeff n shauna to me is like. does she love him? probably, in some way, on some level. i think she enjoys his company sometimes, i'm sure they have happy memories together etc. but he will always be a reminder of #everything. and so will callie! and i think that's just a more interesting dynamic to explore!!! (though tbh. loveee the goat stuff, but shauna just kinda. saying everything so explictly to lottie did feel like a telling not showing, exposition moment. as did the fact that it was a KID like sometimes this show is so subtle and other times it's incredibly not ajdksjask.)

um anyways it's 4am. i need to go to sleep. i am probably forgetting something bc i have So many thoughts about shauna + motherhood ESPECIALLY in the teen timeline which i didn't even touch lol, and how it connects to adult timeline but i do wanna give the writers temporary benefit of doubt just bc we've still got 2 eps left. so who knows what'll happen. me personally i'm hoping jeff dies and/or goes to jail and we explore the complex web of feelings that shauna and callie have towards each other, and they change their names back to shipman. i think it's rly funny and sad and tragic that callie doesn't care that her mom's a killer (well, she does), she's just so happy her mother's being honest with her. </33 also just love women who aren't naturally maternal and aren't good mothers but they're not villainized for it, and it's also not a one-dimensional portrayal either.

(final note that i LOVE is that in the original pilot script, shauna has another kid!!! callie has an older sister!!! soo curious whether she was meant to be a surviving wilderness baby or if they had another kid post-crash...jeff im in ur walls regardless)

[lord-angelfish]

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Awwww, thank you !! I love all of the pieces to people and tumblr culture and stuff so I love being involved in it all <33

Omg I have not heard that, that's . Entertaining? A very good story at least 😂😂

hehe <3 I'm glad you like it, I enjoy reblogging them :D I like urs too !

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Ok so this one is a little bit of a story. Basically, I got bored with my og url (soundtrack-on-shuffle) and the first thing I thought of was "imaturtledontchaknow", so I changed my url to that. Later on, I was talking to a new acquaintance and I got told that they thought of me as a yellow turtle because of the combination of the pfp I have now + the imaturtledontchaknow url. And that kinda just blossomed into the thing I have now! There were a few other urls in there iirc, kaira-the-yellow-turtle being one of them.

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[lesbesapphic]

so my favorite series of yours is the gold rush AU, and I always wondered how nat would approach reader about wanda joining them (before the contract is broken)? from chapter 2 u kinda hint at wanda starting to be part of the relationship, but i always wondered how long it would take until she was fully part of the dynamic.

hope you are doing well 💕

Thank you for the ask and i hope you are doing well as well! 💖

Gold Rush

A WandaNat AU

Warning - none just you and Natasha being fluffy. And Wanda being mean to Natasha as usual.

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Contract

So as we already know that Natasha (and Wanda later in series) are really really particular about communicating about feelings and insecurities to avoid any sort of problems later. Communication is the key for their relationship.

So after the first time it happened. Natasha decided to call you in her office after your college. You weren't sure why Natasha was calling you there but didn't think much of it, quickly racking your brain for any kind of trouble Natasha found out about, when none you stopped worrying.

Natasha had thought she would give you sometimes to sort out your feelings about that night before approaching the subject. Wanda and her had discussed already about how Wanda wanted to take things further with you. Natasha had no problem since it was clear that she liked both of you.

You barged inside Natasha's office and saw her reading over some paperwork while leaning against her desk, "Fuck! Sorry!" You blurted out realising how you had just barged in despite Natasha warning you several times to not to. One time you even barged in on Natasha and Wanda about to get hot. Though you wouldn't deny how much you loved being a little cockblocker to them. Literally. Since Natasha was packing that day.

Natasha raised an eyebrow at your F-bomb, she had half the mind to bend you over but decided to let go since there was a bigger matter to discuss. "You are lucky that we have something important to discuss otherwise you would be bending over this desk." Natasha tapped the desk with the file in hand for emphasis and you gave her a sheepish smile before closing the door behind you, your heart racing at what important thing could it be. Were they planning to end the contract? The file in Natasha's hand didn't help your anxiety either and you felt your hands getting cold like you were losing feel in it.

"Sorry, Mommy." You whispered but loud enough for her to hear, Natasha must have noticed the change in your demeanor as her eyebrows furrowed in worry, "I thought one is supposed to be happy getting off punishment." Natasha pointed out playfully and you gave her a light smile as you approached her.

"What do you want to discuss?" You asked and Natasha sighed, pulling you closer by your arm and engulfed you in a hug, instantly you melt into her arm, the smell of her perfume feeling your senses. "Just so you know I am not letting you go." She ran her hand through your hair as you leaned into her chest, relief falling on you, hearing her utter those words. "But.."

Your heart raced and you looked up at her in somewhat fear and worry, "If you barge in my office like that again.." A playful smile formed on Natasha's lips and you gave her an angry look, "You are so mean!" You raised your hand to slap Natasha's arm but she grabbed it instead, "I am mean?" Natasha asked in fake disbelief and you nodded quickly in answer.

"The same woman has told you a million time to not barge in? The same woman who isn't coloring your ass red right now?" Natasha asked her expression still of fake disbelief and you couldn't help but laugh and nodded, curious of what she would say next. "Fine then. Desperate times call for desperate measures." You watched the expression of seriousness falling on her face before feeling her legs wrapped around you, keeping you in between them and locking your position. Her fingers started digging into your sides as she started tickling you.

"N-No oh! Stop! Please!" You begged trying to wiggle out her grip but no use as she continued her merciless assault, her laughter echoed around the office along with yours as you begged her to stop. "Please mommy! I had too much water! I-I will pee!" You cried out trying to push her hands away but to no avail.

"Sure. Go ahead. I don't mind. Since i am oh so mean." Natasha didn't take you seriously as she continued, You could feel tears coming out of your eyes as you moved around in her grip to dodge her , "I am sorry. I-I am m-mean! You are so nice!" You begged again adding please, too out of breath to even speak now as Natasha finally stopped with a satisfied grin. "Good Kitten."

You pouted as you tried catching your breath and stepped back when she let you go, you wanted to call her mean again but refrained after the tickle attack you had gotten. You should probably get Wanda on your side to get back on Natasha. You made a mental note for that as Natasha picked up another file on the edge of the desk.

"I wanted to talk to you about Wanda." Natasha begin and you nodded slowly, waiting for her to continue, "She wants to be added in the contract." You smiled softly, happy that it wasn't something bad, even though you were scared to come here, it was worth it. "She will be giving you a separate allowance and the contract is pretty much the same as what I have with you. Though there might be some extra rules she would want you to follow. Everything is in the file that she would give you..only if you want her to become a part of this." Natasha completed and watched you with careful eyes to asses your reaction.

You didn't know what to really say, you clearly liked what was going on with Wanda though you didn't think she would want an actual contract, a part of you didn't like recieving money from her as well. That is something you plan to discuss with her later, "Sure." You watched as Natasha's face looked at ease now and felt like getting back at her, "But..I want our contract to resolve."

"What?" Natasha asked, she expected anything but that coming from you, her face paled a little as different scenarios went through her head until you started laughing and at first she didn't get it but when she got what you were doing she lurched forward to grab you but you ran away, "Y/N, Get back!"

You laughed at Natasha, "Sorry, Mommy!" You were anything but sorry as you ran to the door, jumping back in panic when it opened with force you jumped back in panic as Wanda walked in, glasses over her head and focused on her phone.

Natasha groaned behind you, "What is up with people barging in in my office?!" Natasha asked in frustration and Wand looked up, a smile forming on her lips instantly when she saw you before turning to Natasha holding up a middle finger, ignoring Natasha's muttering under her breath.

In that moment you were sure that this is what you wanted. Though the voice in your head wished if it was without a legal contract binding it.

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Hope you are satisfied by it. Thank you for the request.

[firethatgrewsolow]

could u maybe write some angst/comfort of robert having a bad day causing him to snap at the reader

I love this idea. 💕 Thanks for the request! Grumpy lion who needs playcating (yes that was on purpose). I’ll definitely delve into this when I get my writing head straight. But - here’s a couple of snippets from two chapters long ago that might tide you over:

Michelle bit the inside of her lip as Robert flung the door shut behind them. The evening had dissolved into an unmitigated disaster, and she was grateful that Bella was in Melody’s suite for the night.  Tugging off his shirt, he refused to look at her, just as he’d done the whole ride back.  He tossed it on the ground as he kicked off his boots, making his way to the bar.  Snatching up the bottle of vodka, he poured a healthy shot.  It was gone in an instant, his gaze finally resting on hers as if to dare her to admonish him.  She stayed silent, not taking the bait.

Robert clenched his jaw at the fiery blaze swirling in his stomach, the warm buzz he’d anticipated morphing into nausea instead.  Steeling himself, he poured another, eyeing the jewel at her throat. If she didn’t want to talk, he’d make her.  “So, what were you and, ah, Jimmy discussing? Wait, let me guess … just the necklace, right?”

Here we go.  Michelle hesitated, quite sure that anything she offered would be the spark the singer needed for an argument.  Which he seemed hell bent on having.  She did her best to keep her tone even.  “Life on the farm.  A lot of nothing, really.  I don’t know … he was sort of teasing me about it I suppose.”

Robert swallowed mightily.  “It looked like a little more than that.”

“For the love of God, Jimmy’s one of your best friends.  You’re kind of being paranoid.”

“Maybe I am.  But maybe I’ve a right to be, yeah?” he added, raising a brow.  “And what about Paul?”

“Paul?” Sighing, she rolled her eyes.  “Really?”

“Yeah, really,” he rasped, mocking her.

The little bastard.  “Well, we decided that we’d wait until you were asleep, and then we’d catch a plane to Paris.  Or maybe Saint-Tropez.  We’re keeping it open.”

“Not funny, Michelle.”

“You’re right, it’s not funny.  It’s absurd.  And you’re being ridiculous … and rude.”  She balled up her hands as he reached for the bottle again, stifling the urge to rip it away.  

“I was a bloody laughing stock.  Do you know how fucking humiliating it is for me to tell people that we’re married, um, kind of, oh, wait, no, not exactly … what the fuck, Michelle?”  

“Why do you tell them anything at all?  What does it matter?”

“Christ, you don’t hear the things they say … the way they talk,” he trailed off as the bottle clinked against his glass, spilling some of the spirits onto the floor.  He shoved it on the counter.  “It matters because it matters.”

“That’s illuminating,” she shot back, nudging it away from the edge.  He’s a wreck.

“Then I have to go chase you down because somebody I thought was my mate has his hands all over you … which you don’t even seem to mind.  And then you bloody argue with me about it in front of everyone!  Goddamnit, I can’t fend off every man you come across.”

“Nobody’s asking you to.  Jesus, you’re such a hypocrite.  You run after women all night long and expect me to welcome you with open arms … which I always do… and when someone comes along who just wants to chat, you go completely …”

“Chat,” Robert scoffed with a bitter laugh.  He was starting to slur.  “D’you really think … Paul wanted to bloody chat?  Are you that fucking naive?”

“No, I’m not that fucking naive.”  Michelle snapped, all the self control she’d fought to maintain deserting her in one fell swoop.  Their eyes met as she sidled closer.  “He wanted to fuck me, Robert. So bad,” she drawled, watching his features harden.  “Just like the rest of them.  And you know what?  I should do it.  I should fuck every single one of them, starting with Paul … or, I don’t know, maybe Jimmy.  He was all over me, too, right?”  Her lips turned up as the singer’s nostrils flared.  “I could feel his hard on, you know, it was right against me …”

“You need to stop,” Robert whispered, a warning in his voice.

“No, I don’t think I want to stop.” Her smile twisting, she pulled the glass from his grasp, draining the contents.  “I’m going to tell you exactly what you want to hear.  How I can see him on top of me … oh, wait, the Dark Lord would probably want to get it from behind.  Or maybe use that little thing we found in the …”

“Michelle.”  

The word was a second warning, one that she happily ignored.  “Yeah, I bet it would be so good … the band leader … I wonder what he could do with those fingers.  A lot, I imagine.”

Inhaling deeply, Robert felt his shoulders tense.  “Last chance, love.”

“Last chance for what?” she spat, pushing him back.  “Christ, you’re really something.  This should have been a beautiful night, and here you are … totally fucking it up!  I’m kind of a sure thing, you know.”  She cocked her head.  “Although, you don’t deserve a fuck. You deserve a slap in the face.”

The rise and fall of her chest gave her away, and Robert could make out her taut nipples through the fabric of her dress.  His mouth coiled smugly.  “Would you like to give me one, then?”    

“Maybe so.”  The crack echoed through the room, the air growing electric as his lips extended their wicked curve.  Michelle swallowed as she sensed his arousal, slowly recognizing her own.  All he has to do is look at me.  The thought infuriated her as she studied him, following the line of his jaw and neck, his curls falling over his wide shoulders, his chest so broad.  He was the definition of a man.  And a conceited prick.  “Fuck you.”

“Oh, I intend to.”

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Michelle quietly closed the bathroom door and padded toward the bed.  Robert was still sleeping, heavily by the look of it.  She took in the silhouette of his broad back, pausing on the dark little patch of fuzz dusting the lower part.  She caressed the spot, swiftly withdrawing her hand as the singer shifted.  He stilled, and she carefully slid into the sheets, continuing her tentative exploration.  His hair was fanned across the pillow, and she swept it away from his neck, revealing the tiny golden ringlets at the base of it.  She skimmed the tip of her finger across them, gracing each one with a light kiss.  She wondered how much of the night he would remember.  

The dream dissolved as Robert sensed a feather touch on the nape of his neck.  He recognized the feel of her lips and began to smile.  The smile morphed into a grimace at the riot in his head, and he turned to her, stretching mightily, relieved to find forgiveness in her eyes.  “Good morning.”

“Feeling some pain?” Michelle asked, brushing her hand across the pillow crease along the side of his face.

“I’ve been better,” he replied sheepishly, images of the evening flooding back to him.  Just desserts, probably merits worse than a hangover.  He pressed his palm to her cheek.  “I’m so sorry about last night.  I made a mess of everything.”

“It’s okay.”

“It’s not okay.”  He expelled a breath, rolling onto his side.  “I was a … Christ, it was complete shambles.”

“It wasn’t complete shambles, just maybe, um, partial shambles,” she teased, her mouth curving.

He traced her lower lip with his thumb.  “Oh, honey, I don’t know what’s in my mind. When I see you with other … well, I get a bit territorial, I guess.”

“Just a bit?  I’d say so.”  Michelle combed her fingers through the long tendrils that were tickling her face, marveling at the two sides of him.  A jealous git?  Yes.  But also so gentle and sweet.  And she had to admit there was a piece of her that relished the way he wanted her, the way he needed her.  “It makes you frisky.  I like that part.”

Robert chuckled, nuzzling her ear.  “Frisky?  Is that what you call it?”  He kissed her jaw, trailing his mouth down her neck.  “Then I can be frisky anytime you want.”

[limerancy-fics]

Anonymous asked: with him preferring weed...how often do u think he'd use it? could u maybe give more hcs but with high xiao!!

— probably fairly often! he most likely has a strain w higher cbd than thc, so he uses it mostly for pain, but the no thoughts head empty feeling is also nice, sometimes. helps when things get overwhelming mostly

cbd high:

v relaxed. liquid xiao. slumps into the couch

has discussed it n is 100% willing to do things w venti when he's high like this (as long as he agrees in the moment, too) but venti most definitely has to do all the work lol (which venti is not upset abt whatsoever) (xiao's much too busy trying to put his mouth on as much of venti as possible)

he mentions once, at the early stages of their relationship (or maybe before they're even together lol) that he heard somewhere u can cure cotton mouth by making out w someone...just a lil fun fact he learned...doesn't kno if it's tru...maybe he'll find out one day...n venti's like "omg if u wanna kiss me just ask"

mostly thc high:

giggly xiao. so giggly. he won't stop laughing at everything n venti is somehow falling in love all over again every time

he says stupid shit that barely makes sense n venti just laughs bc it's so out there (pulling a page frm my roommate's book: he has an entire convo w venti abt what it would be like to fuck mothman n if it would be dusty)

sometimes he just starts staring into nothing n venti's like "xiao...are you okay?" n he turns to venti n is like "do u know how to make ranch. i don't want any. i just can't remember what ranch is made of"

they make it a game to see how far xiao can get in a video game he's played before while high out of his mind (he never gets far) (just like me when i tried to play p5 n got to the train station before i turned to my roommate n promptly declared i forgot how to read)

he's usually way too out of it to do anything w venti. like. he can't even think u think he can fuck? he can't. he doesn't know what he's doing. venti just thinks he's adorable. he will, however, sing venti's praises n tell him how beautiful he is n try to kiss venti so much (venti will allow some chuus, but nothing too intense) (he can't help it, xiao's just so cute) (xiao is totally fine w it he loves kissing venti)

Anonymous asked: LMAFOOOOHDJAGA thank u for the food xiaoven archon i love ur hcs so much🙏🙏💕💕💗💗 themothrmamamfnsnshsnvshsna aTHE MOTHMAN CONVP. .. ..!#?#!#??#!#!#!!#?#!?#!!#???(-?!#)!!

YEAH AJDNFKGNKFKDKKW LISTEN...........WE GOT HIGH W MY FRIEND FROM HIGH SCHOOL N MY ROOMMATE'S MOM N THEY HAD A FULL DISCUSSION ABT FUCJING MOTHMAN IT WAS WILD. I THINK XIAO WOULD SAY STUPID SHIT LIKE THAT WHILE HIGH N VENTI THINKS ITS HILARIOUS

Anonymous asked: do u think venti would ever get high w xiao?

i think he would! he'd probably start by getting rlly chill, n then the more high he gets, the more off the walls he is

[miriossunshine]

Hello! I was wondering if I could get a male bnha matchup, please!

I’m an enfp, very outgoing and very loud. I like making new friends but am a bit hesitant to start a conversation with a total stranger. But if someone comes up to me and talks first, I will literally tell them my entire life story in a matter of minutes. I’m a big daydreamer, fantasise a lot and tend to get stuck in my own little world. I’m also an optimist, although I do tend to get stressed easily. I’m also very trusting of others, to the point I’m gullible. I like to playfully tease the people close to me and have been told I’m a natural flirt too. Besides this, I’m energetic, enthusiastic, laugh verryyyy easily(and cry as easily too) and am clingy. My love language is physical touch and I just adore hugs and cuddles, even platonically! As for my hobbies, I enjoy baking(due to my insatiable sweet tooth), playing volleyball, taking care of stray animals(my favourite animals are cats, although I try to help all) and listening to music!!

hi there!! ofc u can!! i hope u enjoy ur matchup! <3 i luv ur pfp btw hehe 💕💕

i ship you with:

𝐭𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢 𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐣𝐢𝐤𝐢!

i think mirio or nejire would introduce the two of you first!! mirio would pick up on tamaki’s lil crush on you and would push him to initiate conversations between the two of u ;3

he’s a shy boy so tamaki gets a little overwhelmed when u first meet; but he’s soon incredibly grateful that you always have a topic to discuss! he feels awkward sometimes so he loves that you like to talk!! （＾ω＾）he’s also a great listener and always remembers small things youve said that you might not even remember saying! he could listen to you speak for ages, honestly💕💕💕

you guys are the definition of a sun and moon couple!!!

tama adores hearing how imaginative you are, sometimes he’ll catch you daydreaming and just stare lovingly at you and your far off gaze 😭💕💕💕

he worries about you and how quickly you trust people, so he asks mirio for advice on how to defend you if you’re ever wronged by someone. tamaki is a surprisingly protective boyfriend who just wants you to be safe!!

tamaki gets SOOO flustered when you tease/flirt with him. he immediately hides his face in his hands whenever you flirt with him \(//∇//)\ he attempts to flirt with you too, but ends up embarrassing himself NSNDMSMSN

i think he’d adore having a sunshiney s/o like you! your energy and optimism brightens up his day no matter how difficult it’s been!

your affection makes him stiffen up and blush every time no matter how often you do it but don’t be fooled, he absolutely loves it! when you cling to him he feels so proud that he has such an amazing s/o like you!! he eventually warms up to giving you more affection, and cuddling with you after a long day is his favorite way to end the night 🥺💕

tamaki helps you bake and gets blushy when you playfully smear batter on his nose (//∇//) he gets bold and does the same to you and then it’s just a contest of who can get the most batter on the other’s face 😭😭😭💗

he literally melts seeing you with stray animals, he wonders how he got so lucky to be with someone so caring!! tamaki is very gentle with the animals, and almost trembles at how nervous he is handling them, but your reassurance helps him a lot!! it makes him want to adopt pets with you someday!! (*´꒳`*)

tamaki loves bringing you surprise gifts, whether it be sweets or small trinkets! but on every anniversary he gifts you a small cat related item bc you love the animal, and you have accumulated a small collection of little cat figurines and plushies from him 😭😭😭😭💕

[hiro-gari]

AAAA THANK YOU I'm so glad that you like the short dialogues and my potrayal for them!! Been trying to make Garou and Badd sounds IC enough because I tend to write them too OOC so I'm very happy that you thought it's good aaaah tysm 😭🙏💗💘💕

And yess same! 😆🙌 Ambiguous open ending sounds more interesting, because that way we can have unlimited possible endings as many as possible 👀✨

So what I've got in my mind about that Garou&Badd's dialogue endings are basically like these:

-Silly dumb route: I had older headcanon that they likes to chat random topics that often escalated into debate or making some stupid conspiracy theories ALL. NIGHT. LONG, lmao! Usually it was Garou who spout some random nonsenses first that Badd couldn't help but giving him responses, but occasionally Badd also suddenly bringing up some intriguing topics that pulling Garou's interest, lol! Let them being dumbass boyfriends who just likes to share silly interests with eachother 😆

-Heartwarming happy route: Y'know Badd is secretly a hopeless romantic who loves lovely idea of having soulmates that always find eachother no matter what? He was thinking that despite his first meeting moment with Garou wasn't perfect like what he imagined before (being enemies and not so lovey-dovey), but he loves Garou so much and sure that the wolfboy is his fated soulmate. And he wanted to know if Garou shared the same thought as him.. In which Garou reciprocated him, hence the sweet promise between them 😚

-Hurt/comfort route: I mentioned before that Badd's mom was the one who tell him about the soulmate concept, right? Badd missed his mom that night that's why he brings up the topic to Garou. He wasn't sure if soulmates are real or not. If the concept is real, he wanted to make sure Garou wont forget him in the next life. But ithe concept isn't real, he still wanted to be with Garou forever, spending time and living their life as best as they could.. :"") And Garou was here to comfort Badd and tried to get him sleeping soon, because they must go to work in the morning lol! 😂

-Angsty/sad route: This is actually the original ending before I scrapped off because I wasn't satisfied by it, lol. The dialogue was made when I was in my not-so-good days, and it was supposed to have one more line in the ending of their dialogues, something like "On the next morning, the rescue team found Garou and Badd died on eachother's arms" 😢💔

So the backstory, they both just finished their mission together, Badd was unfortunately fatally wounded before Garou could shielded him and he went berserk. Then to accompany Badd's last moment, Garou craddled him in his arms while exchanging convos just like they usually do when sleeping together. As Badd went to eternal sleep, Garou lost his will to live and died together with him. Hopefully Badd's story is true so they could meet eachother again. It was winter and the location was kinda difficult to reach, so the rescue team were too late to save them.

I scrapped off this idea because beside it was too sad, the plot was basically just like my Reincarnated Demon/Angel AU where Badd died, Garou went berserk and died too, before both get reincarnated as demon/angel (enemies again). Thus I decided to make it open ending with happier-leaning possibilities like on above examples 😅

BUT! After I read your interpretation in your tags: #so the second time I read it I thought maybe Badd has memories from a past life?? #possibly multiple liftetimes :’) #and every time garou forgets #but of course they find each other again #and badd tries to make sure he remembers this time around 😭

YASS THIS IS IT! Your idea is BRILLIANT, I personally love this way!! 👀😳👌💖🌟✨ Y'know I usually write stories where they both still can obtaining happy ending together despite experiencing angsty stuff throughout the story. And your interpretation is perfect for that situation! 😚👍

Tbh it reminds me of Madoka Magica story, where one of the protags has a controlling-time magic power which allowed her to go back in the past, just so she could save her bestfriend (or love interest). Even they have shared a promise that they wont forget eachother no matter what, which unfortunately the protags' bestfriend forget her everytime they meet again in different timelines. The anime looked so cute but actually very depressing (has nice OST and heart-touching sweet ending, though!).

But I believe despite being reborn, meeting again, then separated again by death, Garou and Badd still have the best happy life in each lifetimes! And even though Garou always ended up forgets about their past life, he never fails to find Badd just like what they have promised before, aww.. 😍😚💕 It gives Badd hopes that at least in the deepest Garou's mind, he never actually forgets their vow. It's like, the vow has already stamped on Garou's soul :"")💕

So in the end, Garou and Badd will always find happiness in their perfectly-imperfect life together as destined soulmates. They deserved happy ending throughout the whole hardship 👍💖💝

Waah sorry I was rambling too much again! I love it when discussing something with people, and your amazing takes or headcanons always make me go "OH YEAH I'M IN! 👀😳✨👏👏".

And I'm so sorry that you've been in bad day, gotta sending you support hugs, love, cozy blanket and hot cocoa on your way! I hope everything will getting much better soon for you~ 😤😚💕💞💖💝🌸🌺🌼🍀🍀🍀🍀🌻🌻🌻🌻🌷🌷💐☕🍪🍫

Also don't worry it's okay you can write whenever you feel like it, because your well-being is the most important thing. Please take your time as much as you need! 😉👍💖 We will still waiting patiently for your next works, so please don't give up, we believe in you! AAA I LOVE YOU TOO~ 😘❤💜💙💚💛🌼🌻🌼🌹🌹

P.S.: I will be right back on bringing my other silly headcanons that definitely much more happier than this one, 100% angst-free guaranteed (100% dumbassery guaranteed, though, lmao)! 😁😆 Maybe I will submit it to you on next week, hopefully it could liften up your spirit 😊🌸

-Little1993lamb-

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Omg of course!! Gotta leave you some Reviews™️ too, even though you’re the master of them 😉 Sorry I sometimes struggle with articulating specifically what I love about your submissions and there’s always a whole lotta keyboard smashing :”)

LMFAO @ the thought of them staying up all night talking about completely nonsensical things just because 😂😂 (or maybe it’s not nonsensical, the OPM verse do be kinda crazy sometimes 🤷🏻‍♀️) But neither of them seem to have many friends their own age, so they’ve probably got years of socializing to catch up on, some fantastical stuff’s bound to be brought up

I love all the different routes this could take: lovey dovey Badd yes!! It’s canon as far as I’m concerned 💕 this guy bought like 100+ roses for his sister’s piano recital, I refuse to believe he’s not absolutely full of love! And for the hurt/comfort one asjdkslsk *clutches chest* Badd probably struggles with just coming out and saying he’s missing his mom, but surely Garou’s realized by now how important family is to Badd, and he knows to give him all his love and comfort whenever he mentions her awww 🥺

Ack I definitely feel ya on the angst 💔 I too have a lot of scrapped angsty fics T~T in a weird way, it’s therapeutic though. And definitely don’t hesitate to post or publish it, because making readers Feel Things is what we do 😉 Even if it makes them mad at us 😭😭 Maaan I kinda thought that’s what you were angling towards, but now with the additional background story I’m- *holding back the tears* hnnnnnnn~ It’s bittersweet, but beautiful nonetheless 💕

AHH yey I’m so glad you liked my little interpretation 🙈💕 I imagine Badd just running into Garou again, getting attacked like he does every time, and being like “ah shit, here we go again, he’s clueless as ever” 🤦🏻‍♀️ But also he’s kind of excited to meet him all over again, and to see what kind of adventurous mischief they’re going to experience together 💖

I’m looking up Madoka Magica rn 👀 it looks excellent 👌 (I mean, you had me at “nice OST”) Ahhhhhh early 2010’s anime just hits differently, I’m definitely gonna check it out, thank you!

Thank you for always supporting me 😘💕💖 *lots of hugs to you* I’m just in a funky kinda headspace, work’s been kind of kicking my ass and it makes me sad that I don’t have the time or energy to do the things I wanna do waaa 😩 Thank you for always being patient with me 🥺💗💞💝 I’m so looking forward to reading more of your work (YAAAAS FLUFF TIME!!!), you do these lovable dorks so much justice, thank you for all that you do 😚🥰