#i can't help it 🙃 it's the daddy issues

[evermorecountsastherapy]

literally the only thing that's kept me from ditching my endless amount of schoolwork to play bg3 all day is telling myself that "no, Gale would want me to study hard," "Gale would be proud of me for putting in the work," etc etc etc.

as you might possibly concur, I might be delusional, but at the end of the day, it's all about what gets you through the hard things 😌 yes I am very normal I have no idea what you're talking about

[yayll]

https://www.tumblr.com/yayll/759326311116308480/havent-slept-yet-but-just-as-i-was-about-to?source=share

Hi, this anon again😅 haven't slept yet again...it's 6 am🙃. I just love the idea that Dazai with all his godlike intelligence is the kind of guy to see immediately what troubles or struggles his significant other has with themselves or in general.

If you have trauma he will immediately catch on, self esteem issues? Immediately caught on, mommy or daddy issues? People pleaser? He knows it, and many other things, he will immediately figure it out as you both date.

He'll probably even do little things that you'd think he doesn't understand how much it means to you, like validating you, making sure you always have a specific comfort of yours at hand, you'd think he just does it because he saw that you liked it, but it was because he knew what it would do for you, what it makes you feel.

Dazai sees you and he doesn't just see your traumas and things you struggle with of course, he first sees someone he loves unconditionally. Dazai knows you love him with all your heart especially after knowing about his past.

Dazai will tell if you're sensitive, if you're uncomfortable with loud noises, if you get emotional about a lot of things, if you're lonely around people, if you're masking your real personality around other people, if you've only heard criticism instead of any praise, if you've been undermined and seen as a second choice, Dazai will know.

And he will show you from the moment he picks up on everything, that you're never gonna feel like that again as long as he's there, and he will always be there. He will validate everything you always wanted to be validated. Dazai from the Port to ADA is very much "gun is love, gun is life" to "what is gun, what is this metal thing that can hurt another human being!?" An exaggeration of course but that's how he probably would be even though he's joking, but the second someone tried to mess with you, suddenly every training he had in the Port comes back and he's immediately shown to be this incredibly intimidating and ruthless man to anyone who tries hurt you.

Have a beautiful forever Hun💖🥺 I know you said in the last message you've had a rough time and I genuinely hope you're doing better 🥺💖 a reminder that you're so amazing and you deserve the best, you deserve to be happy and i wish you the uttermost happiness and love and good health, you're still so incredibly young, you have so much time to accomplish everything or anything you want, you're doing well, get some sun, hydrate yourself, sleep the best you can(because I know sometimes we don't always get enough sleep) and eat well💖🥺

I'll leave these emojis for now so you'll know it's me next time😅

- 🥺💖

HELLOOOOO my sweet 🥹💖

i'm so sorry i have such a late reply! i've been working on some writing and also quite literally irl so i'm just trying to catch up. you are amazing and i'm wishing u the best of health and happiness right back :') love is all we rlly have in this world. things are a lot better lately on my end and i hope you've been able to sleep comfortably even if it takes u a while! MWAH.

and also. i just rlly wanted to indulge those lil things you said about dazai because they are sooooooooo true. sooooo fucking valid. GUN IS LOVE GUN IS LIFE TOOK ME OUTTTT LMAO i actually love the way u talk abt dazai's highly intuitive side, it's quite literally what makes him so compelling as is. and in a relationship/partnership? oh it's a goddamn dream. he's like a hawk watching and registering your every mood fluctuation and the cause of it, tryinf to see how he can rectify it immediately. and i also FIRMLY believe he will use any and all past PM training to facilitate ur happiness should he ever need to. he'll be like:

"Hey, take five. You've been at it for hours now and frankly, it's boring watching you work."

"I can't, I'm so behind on reports and I'm helping out with the agency holiday party, I also need to-"

Dazai's eyes narrow, and shakes his head rapidly. Mission accepted, he thinks. He knows what you need, and if you won't cater to your needs, he'll have to just do it himself. He lives to see you at ease, because you deserve the entire world. You will not, under any circumstances, be stressed under his watchful eye... And he also just really wants an excuse to cuddle later without having to hear about dumb things like work. It's a win-win, and you don't have a choice! He sighs, and puts on his little performance.

".. You expect me, the great Osamu Dazai, to simply watch as I witness my favorite detective work themself to the bone?! Absolutely not! I refuse. Come, we're going to the cafe downstairs."

You groan as he pulls you, smiling in reluctance.

"Dazaiiii, i'm serious.. plus, don't you have like, a huge running tab there?"

He flashes you a sly smirk and a wink.

"That's why I have you, silly! Your philanthropic and generous heart is willing to treat me as your penance for being so stubborn. How noble of you. You really shouldn't have."

You roll your eyes, sighing deeply as you zoom out of the agency with him.

"The waitress there wants to kill you, you know."

You mutter under your breath with a playful smile. Dazai gasps dramatically and looks back at you, still holding you by the arm, tighening just a smidge.

"Oh, goodness! I'm quaking. well thank god i'm bringing you, my precious little scapegoat~"

Despite your feigned annoyance, your cheeks redden, and it's hard not to become endeared with how relentless he is in his pursuits to distract you. what a slack off, you want to kiss his stupid face until he shuts up. You might just have to.

"You're the worst, Dazai."

"Mm, what a weird way to say 'I love you.' I'll take it."

this is a silly little thing, but basically overly observant and on the case Dazai he just NEEDS to make you the happiest whether you like it or not!

i love u, mwah :')

-ivy

[limitless-rose]

Stray Kids as weird habits/quirks of mine:

Yes, that's how I act, I'm sorry 🙃

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˚ ♡ ⋆.˚ Bang Chan: Randomly flirting on accident but unable to actually flirt on command. I can openly make 'flirty/suggestive' comments and throw 3 (very) inappropriate jokes in a row to casually respond in a conversation, to the point where my male friends keep assuming I'm flirting with them (I'm really not, that's how I act around people In comfortable with). But if you put me in front of someone I have a crush on, I become hella awkward, I can't even ask them a casual question without somehow messing up, make it make sense 🤷‍♀️ (why did Daddy Issues start playing while I was typing this last part, ffs)

˚ ♡ ⋆.˚ Lee Know: Passive aggressive, semi offensive, sarcastic but still caring comments. Well, just being 'cold' and moody in general. At this point, I get a genuine compliment and turn it into a self depricating joke. Even in deep, meaningful conversations, I tend to throw in dark comments. My fellow STAY friend has actually said that I give off Lee Know energy sooo here it is, I guess 😅

˚ ♡ ⋆.˚ Changbin: Talking loud and fast when I'm excited. Like, I could just be casually talking to my friends about, let's say, cartoons, and once I find out we all watch the same thing, I verbally keyboard smash, lol (you should see me when I find out people I hang out with listen to artists I really like, the other day I found out a girl we met recently is a fan of Weekend and Chase Atlantic, and the scream I let out, gosh). I also do this when I'm really irritated, annoy me enough (or talk shit about something I'm passionate about) and I'm competing with Jisung Changbin Seungmin on who can talk the fastest. I'm talking angry rapper Kim Seokjin level, that's how I am 😂

˚ ♡ ⋆.˚ Hyunjin: Doing my makeup and dressing up when I'm home alone for no apparent reason. Mainly during spring/summer, because in the winter I'm a depressed potato sack, mood so low I procrastinate getting out of bed 🤣 But yeah, it makes no sense, I take my time to get dolled up just to take a hundred selfies (half of which I hate and probably delete) and then go back to watching dramas while eating takeout in my hoodie. Stupid but honestly a nice little confidence boost, a fun activity between crying sessions imo.

˚ ♡ ⋆.˚ Han: Platonically calling my close friends 'babes', 'honey', 'lovely/my love', 'sweetheart' etc (I have also considered using 'papi chulo' as a joke 😂) It just happens mid-convo, especially when a friend can't decide on something. Usually in a passive-aggressive tone, like "Sweetheart, we talked about this a million times already, can you shut up?" or "My love, can you please wait for ONE fucking moment so I can finish doing this?" (and then I use 'dude' and 'bro' romantically, wow Noni, you and your weird brain 👏)

˚ ♡ ⋆.˚ Felix: Baking sweets out of the blue and sharing them with friends/family. I find it surprisingly relaxing compared to cooking (why does it feel so fast paced, lol) and seeing people enjoying what I've made makes me really happy 😊 Not saying I dislike cooking, I'd just rather make chocolate chip cookies at my own pace than stress over the second failed fried egg and the burned bacon 🙂

˚ ♡ ⋆.˚ Seungmin: Jotting down my dreams either in my notes app or in a journal (if they're interesting enough) mostly because I leave sarcastic remarks on them in the margins (might make a post about that) So when I want to have a laugh, I go back to them because they're so random and stupid but they always crack me up 😅

˚ ♡ ⋆.˚ I.N: Collecting plushies. Listen, I'm a simple person; I see something adorable and really cuddly, I buy it (if only it was this easy with relationships too, lmao). I can't help myself when I see cute things, especially with stuffies, like look at their eyes and their small smile and their fluffy bodies and their little arms, so cuteeeee 🥺 Yes, I already have a bunch of teddy bears and other plushies but that won't stop me from getting more of these cuties (also I really want a SKZOO? Like look at them, they're adorbz 💕 but I can't choose between Wolfchan and PuppyM 😭)

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Hope you enjoyed this post 🖤

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[saltofmercury]

*narrows eyes* You! Stop making fall for Gaz! I read the headcannon blurb you wrote (thank you by the way ❤️) on the never been on a date before. I'm going to have to start balancing my love for Price with Gaz. Yes, yes. I know you loathe Price. Shh. I can't help it that I have daddy issues and he's the one that I've fixated on. Soap has Ghost. 🙃 thank you again for writing that.

you’re so so so so so so so welcome :)

I do need write more for Gaz 🫶🏻💕💓💗💞

[stay-outta-my-blood-circle]

Hello. Can I request D and F for Jack please? Thank you!

Warning: this post came out pretty breeding-heavy (??? wtf, brain??) so I'm sorry if that's not your thing 😬

D — Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory; a dirty secret of theirs)

Damn I should have saved the 'likes to be called daddy' hc for this xD let's do this instead then:

He would never tell you this, but he's got a fairly massive breeding kink.

Does he actually want a child? Good heavens no. But the thought of putting one in you (whether that's possible or not) really gets him going.

He's not sure where the hell it came from, but one time while you were in bed together he got to thinking about filling you up (read: staking his claim on you), and then that boulder just started rolling downhill...

... until eventually he was picturing the way you'd look carrying his child - and how especially, completely his that would make you - and then he came harder than ever and the kink was cemented.

F — Favorite Position (Goes without saying. May include a visual)

He likes when you ride him - it's a really nice view, and he gets to slide his hands up and down your thighs while you're at it, and honestly sometimes he feels a little lazy, is that so wrong??

(It's also practically the only way to keep him from finishing too quickly, which is an issue with him. His self-control isn't great and he doesn't pace himself, just pounds you into the mattress until suddenly it's all over. With you on top, he can't sprint toward the finish line.)

But 70% of the time he prefers to hit it from behind. It gives him a lot of control, which he loves, and something about the animalistic nature of it really appeals to him.

(Goes hand in hand with that breeding kink I mentioned earlier. That's actually the position he had you in when that kink was born.)

This one is his go-to for quickies because he can go extra fast and hard - and it's easy for him to reach around and help you get there, so he doesn't just leave you in the dust 🙃

Prompt post is here.

[sublimecatgalaxy]

End of Semester Madness and Summer Plans :)

Hello all, I just wanted to put out a formal post tagging everyone so I could spread the word. ꧙꧙꧙꧙꧙꧙꧙꧙꧙꧙꧙꧙꧙꧙꧙꧙꧙꧙꧙꧙꧙

Let's start with the school aspect. Nursing school is hard and so is microbiology, it takes up genuinely 12 hours of my day and the other 12 are spent writing and doing normal human things, writing and sleeping . It takes a lot of hard work and time.

So due to finals and stuff, I want to really focus on work too since I'm a tutor and helping everyone prepare for their finals too. It's very important to me to help others in subjects that I thrive in, let me know if any of you guys need help with any biology! (Human bio, General bio, Anatomy and Physiology lecture or lab, 1 or 2, or microbiology)

On the health side of things, I am seeing some new doctors to work towards bettering my plethora of chronic illnesses and dysautonomic disorders. I'm working on figuring out at home IV treatments for my chronic illness and dealing with a LOT of health stuff that's running me down all at the same time.

From a writing aspect, I'm planning to post 2-4 (depending on how I'm feeling) posts a day, requests or my series, for the next few weeks. Another fact I want to make known is that after my Elliot series, I won't be working on any series for the foreseeable future. That doesn't mean I won't ever do a series, even a short one, again, I will. But I just need a bit of a break from that aspect.

From a personal aspect, my father is taking me and my mother to court🙃 It's something that I definitely saw coming and most likely can't talk about in too much detail but it's going to be very stressful for me and I like to fill you all in on stuff. I'm sure a TON of you can sympathize lol we're kind of a 'breed' here on tumblr, recognized for having genuine mommy or daddy issues.

For the summer, I want to stick to requests, preparing for next semester and working in the hospital, and writing my novel (I'm very pumped about this). This summer is very important to me, focusing on helping my physical and mental health.

That might mean 2-4 requests fulfilled a day, which I know is MORE than enough for you guys since you all are so kind and appreciative of anything I give.

And for that I love and appreciate you all.

Not much will change on your end, but I like that I have a group of people that I can fill in on my life. It's genuinely nice to know that some people out there are watching and caring.

So thank you all, I love you.

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[termytheantisocialbutterfly]

It's actually because they're no longer allowed to discuss gender identity or sex related subjects, which includes gender pronouns! The point is to showcase that the issue was in including LGBT people in the conversation, despite many of the children in these classrooms either having LGBT relatives or being transgender themselves, and not in the conversations themselves, since the inclusion of gender identity was already a thing (given gender pronouns and discussions of mothers and fathers) and so was sexual orientation (again mothers and fathers and family projects). I'm so glad you have the reading comprehension to be able to tell what conversation is taking place and aren't talking out of your ass without attempting to understand the conversation in place. If you think that talking about gender and sexual identity to children is bad, then you agree with the actions taking place! After all, we're helping children remain children by keeping questions about gender and sex out of the classroom.

Also, been in use since 1300 doesn't mean "stopped being in use after 1300". The singular use of they is both still in the dictionary and still taught in elementary schools as it is still part of the English language to this day. You have used it in the past, you will use it in the future, and yes it was only an issue to you when transgender people started using it. Because you're transphobic. It's not "an archaic understanding of English", you just didn't pay attention in school and that's just not anybody else's problem. What's petty and political is pretending that following the letter of the law is bad because you don't like that it can't just be weaponized against LGBT people. What's petty and political is submitting a law claiming that it's for the children and then getting mad because people are following the law too well and not just excluding the people you want excluded. It's clear the intent was to be LGBT-phobic, otherwise none of y'all would care about the law being followed. A month ago she probably talked about Tommy's two daddy's too, but since she can't do that anymore, I don't know why Amy's mom and dad think they're so special that they should still get a place. A month ago, she called Martin ma'am because they asked and it hurts literally nobody. She can't do that now either. It's almost like when you change the laws about how you're supposed to act in the classroom, the way you act in the classroom changes. Wild, I know. 🙃

Also, not to distract from you not understanding the English language but like you realize this is about K-3 right? Like more power to you if you're teaching philosophy to 6 yr olds but like Jesus I would not be talking to 6 yr olds about Aristotle or Nietzsche.