#i can't believe i've neglected the otp this long smh me

[amandabe11man]

John and Scott for the ask meme thing?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)THIS WOULD’VE BEEN POSTED EARLIER BUT I HAD TO RESTART THE BROWSER AND THE N  REWRITE EVERYTHING SO–

who is more likely to hurt the other?john’s more likely to hurt scott, i guess? involuntarily, but stillwho is emotionally stronger?aLSO john. he’s seen so much shit that it doesn’t even faze him anymore (unless there’s a possibility that he himself might be in danger– that’s usually where he begins to panic)who is physically stronger?john again,,. i mean sure, scott is obvs in better shape but other than that he is NOT strong, omfgwho is more likely to break a bone? scott, who somehow manages to be fit and frail at the same timewho knows best what to say to upset the other? in a way, both of them, but also– none of them?? lemme try to explain; like, they fight basically all of the time, so you’d think they would know how to specifically get under the other’s skin by now, except it’s not that sophisticated. i mean, most of the time they just throw regular insults at each other (that they’ve heard a 1000 times already)also, you don’t have to know too much about scott to make him upset, tbh. just ask the wrong question (or ANY kind of question) and he’ll be pissed right away for no reason.it takes a little more to make john angry, though. either he loses his cool when he’s in a bad situation or when scott’s just being too annoying for too longwho is most likely to apologise first after an argument? ideally, none of them would, but john’s usually the one who caves first. not always because he thinks he was in the wrong, but so that they can just move on instead of acting like children about itwho treats who’s wounds more often? neither of them get hurt all that often, and if john does, he prefers to just treat them himself (cause i mean, given his position in the company, he’s p used to it) – scott is, however, a big baby about all of this, so if he ever got a wound, john would have to treat it for him (he’d probably faint if he looked at the injury even, lmao)who is in constant need of comfort? both of them, in their own ways? john doesn’t show it often, but sometimes he’ll think a little too hard about life, his ex-wife, etc. and– yeah. he refuses to tell scott abt it if he’s feeling that way, thoughso yeah, scott’s the one who shows his feelings more (even though his feelings are mostly just anger), so when he’s feeling down for whatever reason, it is nOT pretty (john doesn’t mind comforting him though cause that gives him something else to focus on than his own thoughts, so it’s a win-win)who gets more jealous? neither of them, i think? they might not be, like– couple of the year, but when it comes down to it, they trust each other not to do anything stupid tbh? (secretly they both low-key think the other’s too stupid to attract that kind of attention from others anyway)who’s most likely to walk out on the other? scott, omg. running from conflict in all its forms is what he does best (there’s a whole lot of door-slamming too obvs)who will propose? none of them, cause even when they come to the point where they actually refer to themselves as a couple, they’re both too proud/scared to let others (ANYONE) know about it :/who has the most difficult parents?well, john’s parents are dead, but they would probably be p chill; a little surprised that john’s bisexual maybe, but that’s about it?and scott’s parents rly aren’t difficult tbh. they would be really supportive if he would just let them in already, gdiwho initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public? again, none of them. i mean, they go out together, but there are NO public displays of affection whatsoever, omfg (unless they’re drunk or something)who comes up for the other all the time? i’m– not sure what this question means?? hahawho hogs the blankets? SCOTT (john may or may not push him out of bed bc of it sometimes)who gets more sad? john, probably? like– he gets sad in the more traditional sense of the word. scott gets sad too ofc, but when that happens it’s so intense that it’s more than just sadness at that point, lolwho is better at cheering the other up? john’s better at cheering scott up, i think. he’s generally more chill and has better social skills, imowho’s the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes?scott tbh, mostly when he’s had a bit too much to drink, but once in a blue moon, he can get genuinely happy without any alcohol too (it’s reALLY fuckin surreal, but john lives for those moments tbh)who is more streetwise?uh, i think john comes the closest here. both him and scott have had generally easy lives, but since john has been out in the field wiping people out and whatnot, he’s not as sheltered as scottwho is more wise?i’m not sure ppl should go to him for life advice but i think john qualifies a bit at leastwho’s the shyest? none of them are shy exactly, they just get flustered during certain situations. for example, john canNOT speak in front of a crowd he’s just outwho boasts about the other more? neither, tbh. after all, they’ve never made their relationship public (tho tbh most ppl suspect it anyway)who sits on who’s lap? scott sits on john’s lap a lot ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)