#i bet you all thought i would stop making the ''cro marmot: cro marmot'' joke but NO

[htfs-ranked-on]

Ranked based off how fast they are

roughly in order from fastest to slowest

splendid and splendont: fastest by default because of the superpowers

cuddles: mark my words, this man can HAUL ASS. he's a speedy little bastard (affectionate)

nutty: you wouldn't be able to tell based on how he eats, but he's shockingly fast

russell: i think he's WAY faster than anyone ever expects and he constantly surprises people when he takes off at a dead sprint on the peglegs

mime: pretty damn quick, both on and off the unicycle

lifty: agile and light on his feet in general, and fully able to jump over a table if it's in his way

shifty: also pretty fast, but not quite as fast as lifty

cub: have you ever met a toddler? they run like they're training for the 400 meter dash

giggles: she strikes me as more of a distance runner than a speed runner, but if you pushed her she could probably pull a decent speed

petunia: under normal circumstances i don't think she's fast at all but if push came to shove she could outrun a fair amount of people

toothy: i feel like he's literally exactly average speed

flaky: below average running speed normally, but could probably pick up the pace in short bursts if they had to

pop: doesn't run much, but can run fast Enough by virtue of having a toddler age child

handy: a firm believer in the value of a strong powerwalk, but doesn't really run much

mole: the type of person you never see move at anything more than a light jog, but he's got a very quick stride when he walks

flippy: honestly more of a strength build than a speed one

lammy: goes jogging for her health but focuses more on distance than speed

disco bear: has not run since middle school + liable to trip and twist an ankle in those shoes

sniffles: has not run since middle school + probably has asthma

cro marmot: cro marmot