#i bet if I were roofied I would never even catch on. i'd just think i was having low blood pressure and it was time to go to bed | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

emma-d-klutz · 4 months ago

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You know once there was this guy who made a lot of girls uncomfortable with his antics, and one thing he did was keep trying to sneak away with my used water bottles. I called a friend to complain about it, like, genuinely thinking he was making a shrine of used Kleenex and gum or something, and my friend was like, "He's trying to roofie you." And honestly I just think it's funny that I live in a Hey Arnold ass world and not reality. Like my mind never would have even gone there. I am an abject failure of a mastermind. My thought process is point A to point A. He takes a water bottle, meaning he wants a water bottle. My friend was right, btw.

#i was just thinking about this. no real reason on timing and no need to dm me asking if I am in present danger #is it an autism too literal moment or am i just really dumb?#wrong it's the secret third option! I believe I live in a cartoon #he must have my bitten pencil and my underwear too. the creep <- the way my brain works. apparently #i bet if I were roofied I would never even catch on. i'd just think i was having low blood pressure and it was time to go to bed #i bet i'd escape some cumwad's clutches brainlessly through sheer luck. like a cartoon toddler going through a construction site if you wil #and never know

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