#i aspire for you to leave me the fuck alone when im on vacation

[gaerli]

Ok so I thought of something when I went and brought some food and I cannot get it off my head so aayyy here I am, gonna write some stuff for y’all that nobody asked for, BTW MY ASKBLOG IS OPEN TO HMU OR REQUEST SCENARIOS SINCE IM ON ARTBLOCK BUT I HAVE A HUGE WRITER INSPO SO HMU PLS This scenario is fluff hehehehehe also sorry for the length and the stupidity of this post sdlkfgllfjkdhj

Katsuki Bakugo x European!Hero Student!S/O

• You two met in the funniest weirdest way possible but Katsuki couldn’t care less- you two are around the same age at the time • When he was 13, his family decided to go to Europe as a summer vacation and since his parent’s knows English, it was easier for them to communicate while Katsuki doesn't give less of a fuck about that • Well Katsuki being Katsuki, he ended up fighting bunch of other 13 year old European kids- however just about the fight was to get worse, a young kid stopped the fight by kicking both parties ass • Since the European kids knows the kiddo, they feared the kiddo and ran away • However, Katsuki didn’t- and since he isn’t in Japan and he doens’t speak English well, he doesn't know how to tell them fuck off • [“Jeez- why do guys always fight like bunch of hormonal idiots”] and you turn to look at him [“Oi, do you speak English?”] • Katsuki only glares at you and you immediately sigh as you understand that he doesn’t and you sigh “I assume you’re a foreigner...Japanese right” • That caught him off guard • “Oi if you spoke Japanese why the fuck didn’t you speak it to begin with you European bastard?????” • And you stick your tongue out at him and smirk “Because it is fun to tease people like you” “HAAAH????!?!?!”

• That wasn’t the last encounter...and also Katsuki found himself keep thinking about you • From the way you fought to your smirk to- WAIT HE IS NOT SUPPOSED TO FEEL SUCH FEELINGS FOR A PERSON HE BARELY KNOWS LET ALONE WILL MEET AGAIN • He tries to forget but ooooh bOY DO FATE HAVE SOMETHING STORED FOR HIM • AAand he meets you once again and this time his heart screams to not let you go off this time- this time when he and his family was about to be attacked by a villain • However your brother being a pro hero, he saved the day hooo boy you happened to be in the same place and Katsuki immediately recognised you • “OI YOU EUROPEAN BASTARD WAIT” • You turn around only to see Katsuki “Oh!! it is the Japanese explosion kiddo!!” “DON’T CALL ME THAT YOU ANNOYING SHIT” • He ends up glaring at you, however, you immediately understood and smirked • “Oi don’t smi--” “[Y/N]. My name is [Y/N] [Y/L]” • ...oh he did not expect you to lowkey read his mind- is your quirk mind reading?????? • “Bakugou Katsuki” “Ohh~ nice name for nice angry fireball” “OI SHUT UP” • However, your big brother calls on you and before you leave you get close to Katsuki who now glares at you with anger and is ready to fight however he would ONCE AGAIN be caught off guard when you wink at him and slide a paper with your number in his pocket before leaving fast so he won’t run after you • Whats with this person??? Why is he like this around you?? • Nonetheless, later that night- he decided to message you

• It has been years since you two have become very close friends and a little bit less than a year after you two were close friends that you two started to date • You hanged a lot when he was in Europe but you two never broke off contact when he went back home and that is odd from Bakugou’s side however something with you makes him never wanting to let go • So at first, you two have a long distance relationship, despite you both said it is the stupidest thing ever and that you both had no hope that it will work buT LOOKEY NOW YOU TWO HAVE BEEN DATING FOR YEARS • Just like Katsuki, you love spicy food and climbing mountain and you are an aspiring pro hero. Besides the fact that he acknowledged you to begin with means he sees you as equal and he is already impressed by you. It seems like you are similar to him in some ways • He calls you European Dork and you call him Lord of Explosions • He will never admit it but fuck man- he has fallen deeply deeply in love with you and with more time going by, he sees himself falling for- and trusting you more and more • You both get enrolled to hero academies. Him to Yuuei and you to the best European hero academy- and he is not even surprised.

• Though you didn’t tell him by calls or messages but your school and his school decided to exchange students and fortunately for you, they picked you out • “Katchi...what if I one day transfer to your school?” “Then I guess I will fucking kick your ass” “Aww Katchi why so mean to your s/o?” “Shut it European Dork” • But when Aizawa announced that a new transfer student from Europe has transferred to their class, Katsuki found himself thinking what if it is [Y/N] • AND OH MY GOD HE WOULD BE CAUGHT OFF GUARD WHEN HE SEES YOU COME IN • You introduce yourself and everybody welcomes you happily • Once the break starts you find yourself surrounded by class 1-A asking bunch of questions about your home country and how you learned Japanese yadda yadda and Katsuki couldn’t help but feel very angry and jealous • “Are you taken [Y/N]” “Y-yeah...my boyfriend is over there” and you point where Katsuki is and everybody gets dead silent before you walk towards Katsuki and smirk “Long time no see, Lord of Explosions~" • Cue the whole class screaming • Tho now Katsuki smirks and wraps his arm around you with a cocky attitude and be like “Yea, this European shitface is my s/o, get over it you extras” • You are now caught off guard but also smirking through your red face “Heh can’t get your hands off me eh~?” “Shut it dork” • You end up explaining to the whole class about how you two met and they are like holy shit this is fate • “So...when is the wedding” “SHUT UP PINKY SHIT” Katsuki is blushing a tiny little bit but he hides it away

• After you two are alone, Katsuki just immediately attacks you with rough kisses and hugs you so close as if he is scared of losing you (which he isn’t he just simply misses you but he will never admit it shh) • You tell him that your school choose the very best hero student from the school and only one student which happened to be you to be transferred to U.A and Katsuki would huff and smirk • “Well what can I say, I wouldn’t have dated or fallen for a sissy little bitch ya know...~” “So you imply you fall in love with strong people” “You idiot I meant I fell for you because you are strong and determined and stubborn little shit which I like as traits” • Let’s say you two were known as the dynamic power couple of U.A after that since both of you seemed to have almost the same mindset • The fact that Katsuki fell for you means that he already saw so much strength and traits he loves in you- ya lucky ho

[ted-hyung]

nielwink hitman au (I enjoy your writing a lot!! honestly it doesnt have to be hitman au but nielwink is all I need)

anon-sshi i, forthe love of god, am too mild for hitman!au. here, have a 2.5k fluffy bodyguard!auinstead.

feat. another thug!daehwi, lame bodyguards, jihoon being a teenager, a girl group member, glorified age AND size-difference, all the good stuffs for sunday. plz comment, likes, and reblogs, tell your friends about my fics etc ʕ – ㉨ – ʔ ʕ – ㉨ – ʔ ʕ – ㉨ – ʔ

also tagging le queen @6ungjin tell me whachu think imma on a roll.

one of the newbodyguards looks like a big dog. no. an overgrownpuppy. oh my god, jihoon thinks, ashe hides a grin behind his hands and steals another glance at the man who isso, so big and wide. his glaring ash blonde hair further convinces jihoon thathe’s a… samoyed puppy? or maybe a golden retriever? ugh, especially when hesmiles and his eyes disappear like he just demonstrated over somethingjisung-hyung says. the apples of his chubby cheeks aren’t helping his cute appearance at all! he doesn’t looklike a bodyguard no matter how much black attires he’s wearing from head totoe! jihoon is weak for cute things!

“bro, controlyourself,” daehwi hisses from his left. he’s speaking without moving his lips,a talent that he’s mastered for variety show appearances but actually comes inhandy at situations like these. everyone’s been picking up his talent andchecking out girl group members are easier nowadays god bless lee daehwi andthe entire k-pop industry.

“what the fuck?”jihoon hisses back, coughing a little to cover up his never-ending grin andmostly his portrayed image as this aegyo machine who’s just oh so pure and innocent—not the foul-mouthed prettyboy he really is.

“you’repractically vibrating,” daehwi says while pretending to look down to his phone.“he’s cute, i know. i want to hug him too. but seriously control yourself.don’t scare him away on his first day.”

“shut up itagged him first.”

“no, you’renot.”

on his right,jinyoung hisses at them as he opens a bag of potato chips loudly, “guys,please. just share him, we still have dongho-hyung, remember?”

daehwi hums,acknowledging his slip. dongho-hyung is their favorite bodyguard who’scurrently on leave due to sickness—lies,they know he got knocked over by a horde of fangirls with folding chairs andexpensive cameras when they were at incheon airport last week—thus the reasonwhy management is hiring two new bodyguards in the name of kang daniel(jihoon’s, thank you very much), and im youngmin, a smiley but tall and just aswide, if not wider, man with red hairand huge hands.

now, don’t getthem teenage boys wrong. living the lush life of being an idol can be lonely;they stutter when they try to talk to any girl groups and they can’t reallymake friends with another boy group since they’re still new, the still need toestablish a solid fanbase before worrying about befriending their literal‘rivals’. they—jihoon, daehwi, jinyoung, samuel, and euiwoong aka boy’sgeneration, the nation’s hottest idol to date—are all lucky to have a superhilarious manager-hyung slash talkative uncle who takes a good care of him.jisung-hyung was once a trainee who got denied his chance to debut thrice, andvowed to be a good manager to every groups he’s managed and he did. boy’sgeneration saw with their own eyes how red velvet girl group members, yes, the red velvet from sm entertainment,always flock around jisung-hyung like he’s their mama bird every time theyhappen to run into each other in music shows recording because he was theirmanager for a long, long time before he got transferred to manage boy’sgeneration.

anyway, besidesjisung-hyung, they also have kind-hearted stylist noonas and hairstylist noonasto talk to in between hectic schedules. choreographer-hyungs and don’t forgetcafeteria staffs.

and then there’sdongho-hyung and his team.

real men in suits with muscles, notjisung-hyung and his bb cream compact but don’t tell jisung-hyung that or elsethey will be denied late night sneaky snacks.

okay, so! realmen! because dongho-hyung is menacingwith the sides of his head shaved and cool tattoos, lots of them! he doesn’tshave and doesn’t moisturize at night! euiwoong once looked him up on naversearch and found that he had black belt in taekwondo and got an honorable medalfrom the navy because he helped rescuing a north korean refugee from drowningat the yellow sea. wow, right? daehwieven talks about him a lot on interviews, saying that he aspires to be as manly as one of boy’s generationbodyguards so please wait for me blooming as a real man a little bit longer,guys, saranghae~

daehwimonopolizes dongho-hyung all by himself whenever they have a vacation, sittingnext to him in the plane and clinging to dongho-hyung’s thick arms as they tryto swim across beastly fangirls waiting for them at the airport. dongho-hyunghas three people with him, all looking like they can kill with their gaze butis actually a sap. there’s wonshik-hyung who talks too fast, gets confused bywhat he says, and teasing him is boy’s generation favorite pastime. next, theyhave taekwoon-hyung; the quietest, the scariest, but also the sweetest when itcomes to tending any of boy’s generation needs. he’s got a soft spot forjinyoung who blurts out random nonsense at times that never fails to crack himup, and jinyoung even introduced taekwoon-hyung to his cousin-noona. the lastone in the bodyguard team is shinwoo-hyung, an actual bear personified. he’ssquishy and wide, sleeps a lot, and lets samuel and euiwoong braid his longhair.

jihoon is closeto all of them, but he wants one just for himself. kang daniel seems like agood candidate because im youngmin looks like he’ll be strict despite hisoverall soft-looking appearance.

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nothing majorhappens.

daniel-hyung, asit turns out, is a dork. he’s a big fan of harry potter the series and he anddaehwi are bonding over their favorite book; harry potter and the goblet offire. he speaks english too, and if jihoon is a lesser man—boy—he would havehidden all of daehwi’s shoe lifts because daehwi’s been looking so smug afterhe talks to daniel-hyung about finding nemo or other american stuffs jihoondoesn’t really care. youngmin-hyung, true to his prediction, is the gentlestand smartest and prefers to tutor them instead of fully doing their mathhomework (shinwoo-hyung did it before but their grades didn’t actuallyskyrocketed ha ha ha).

jihoon is bored.

he’s recording apopular eating show alone today as a special guest alongside a girl groupmember who made jihoon’s heart skipped a beat the first time he got a good lookof her smooth, long legs clad only in a pair of pastel pink colored tennisskirt. she’s super nice, not overly friendly or even touchy with boyish cutblack hair and orange tinted lips, but jihoon can’t afford to be comfortablewith an opposite gender now. probably not ever until they’re years into keepingboy’s generation relevant.

jisung-hyungcan’t go with him because the rest of the members are filming an openingsegment for their newest variety show, boy’sgeneration 101, that jihoon had filmed prior this schedule. daniel-hyunggot assigned to accompany him instead and he’s being chummy with the girl’smanager-noona, both standing underneath the shade of the years old oak treejust across the road, looking like a movie star with a simple black polo shirtand black bermuda pants. jihoon notices that daniel-hyung’s calves are just assmooth as the girl’s and he chokes on a quiet laughter.

“hi.”

jihoon yelps,and the girl apologizes for startling him.

“no no, it’sokay,” jihoon splutters, standing up from the plastic chair he’s sitting. he’sjust barely a couple of inches taller than her and it’s making him sad. “hi.hello.”

the girl,ahreum, smiles and it’s not a flirty kind of smile. jihoon hopes he doesn’thave a chili stuck in between his teeth or something when smiles back at her.

ahreum says,“the PD-nim told me we’ll be back filming in ten minutes.”

“right, whew. ican’t wait to have the dessert to be honest,” jihoon nods, thanking the godsthat his stutter isn’t as severe as samuel that foolish maknae. “um. what wasyour favorite dish?”

“i loveeverything,” ahreum giggles, “i just love seafood so much. you’re allergic toshrimps, right?”

they’re filming,you guess it right, in busan. it’s dongho, daniel, and youngmin-hyung’shometown. jihoon is not even a big fan of seafood but at least he could enjoyeverything else that wasn’t shrimp. the dessert is some unique flavor, homemadeice cream. jihoon loves sweets and he’s going to eat a lot because jisung-hyungis not here with him to watch his sugar intake. the agency told him to lose acouple of weights because he looks bloated lately. it’s the goddamn chocolatebars jihoon bought on impulse the last time he got his paycheck. tch.

“are youthirsty?” ahreum asks, “let’s go to 7-11 just down the road. i’ll treat youcola.”

as much asjihoon loves cola, he can’t have it due to his sugar diet. “can i have pocarisweat instead?”

ahreum nods,smiling. she’s pretty. “anything you want.”

jihoon tellshimself not to blush like a pre-pubescent boy. “um, wait here. i have to telldaniel-hyung,” he says, putting his hands in the pockets of his sponsored denimshorts.

ahreum looksover to where her manager and daniel-hyung are still talking, and comments,“your bodyguard, right? he’s really handsome.”

jihoon, in lieuof snorting in annoyance, blurts out, “he’s a dork tho.”

“still.”

yeah, well.

daniel-hyung iscrossing his arms on his chest; they’re bulging heavily unlike jihoon’stwig-like ones. he doesn’t wear any makeup but his skin is flawless and jihoonenvies him for sweating freely, while he has to be careful not to smear his bbcream away whenever he dabs his sweat with tissues. daniel-hyung smiles whenjihoon approaches near, and the manager-noona greets him politely.

“ahreum and iare going to the 7-11,” jihoon says, “do you want something, hyung?”

daniel-hyung’sanswer is immediate, “i’ll go with you.”

ooo…kay?

jihoon frowns.“it’s just down the road,” he waves a hand to the general direction of theroad, even though truthfully he hasn’t seen a 7-11 near the dessert house.

daniel-hyungtilts his head, a very cute habit that makes him look more and more like anovergrown puppy. if only he’s not being annoying right now, jihoon would havebeen squealing. in his head.

but he’s beingannoying right now.

“right,whatever.” jihoon mumbles and makes a u-turn, and he hears a loud horn ananosecond before he realizes he’s being held back by daniel-hyung’s strong andheavy arms. someone curses out loud but jihoon’s ears are ringing with howdeafening his heartbeats are. he wasn’t looking and he almost got hit by aspeeding motorcycle, all because he thought daniel-hyung, who saved his life,was being annoying for wanting to go to 7-11 with him and ahreum.

…

daniel-hyungsmells like baby powder.

“jihoon! are youokay?!” that’s ahreum, eyes as big as saucers as she runs towards him but notbefore looking both ways for any vehicles. jihoon gets a glance of the eatingshow crew in a various state of shock, and daniel-hyung is still holding him upwith gentle hands because jihoon doesn’t think he can stand upright without ahelp anyway.

“ahjusshi, is heokay?” ahreum asks, addressing daniel-hyung formally. weirdly. daniel-hyung is only twenty seven years old, exactly tenyears older than jihoon but his birthday is on december. he’s an oppa, really,not ahjusshi.

…

did jihoon tellyou already that daniel-hyung smells like baby powder? because he really does.

“he’s alright,he’s fine,” daniel-hyung sighs, softly, like he doesn’t want to spook jihoonmore if he speaks in a normal tone. “jihoon-ah? can you hear me?” he asks,carefully maneuvering jihoon in his arms, cupping jihoon’s face with his gentlehands that smells like milk. probably his hand cream.

jihoon blinks atthe question, and a tear falls.

ahreum makes adistressed sound as daniel-hyung envelopes him in a hug. he’s so warm, sogenerous with how he strokes jihoon’s hair to reassure him that he’s stillhere, safe and sound. jihoon wraps his arms around daniel-hyung’s torso, nailsdigging onto the fabric and the thickness of daniel-hyung’s skin, vaguelyrecalling whispers from ahreum and her manager-unnie and soon enough the PD-nim’sconsolation that they will hold the filming until jihoon recovers from hisshock. jihoon wants to go home. he wants to curl up on his bed with hisfavorite polar bear plushy and a bar of dark chocolate cadbury. he wants toerase his makeup and sleep with a clay mask he got from his fans. but mostimportantly, he doesn’t want daniel-hyung to let him go.

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nothing majorhappens after that.

it takes jihoonapproximately a week and a half to get back to his old self, to get over thehumiliation of his own childish view of life that almost cost him his life or aleg or worse; his face. daniel-hyungnever brings up the issue and he seems to pay more attention to jihoon eversince. he volunteers to accompany jihoon on his next personal schedule and he’salways the first to reply to jihoon’s question on their group chat, actuallycoming over with a bag of cheetos when jihoon jokingly asked for it, summerthunderstorm be damned.

he looks like awet, overgrown puppy as he shows up on the front door and jihoon pouts, whiningand pulling him inside where it’s warm and jisung-hyung just cooked spaghettiand kimchi soup.

“i’m sorry!”jihoon squeals as he runs to his room to get towels. euiwoong is eyeing himfrom the top bunk, one earphone dangling as he monitors their latest music bankperformance like a good leader he is.

“are you talkingto me?” euiwoong asks.

“no,daniel-hyung is here. he brought cheetos!”

“what the…”euiwoong sits up. “cheetos that you asked on group chat? and what are youdoing?”

“towels! can iborrow yours? i’ll laundry it tomorrow.”

“bottom shelf.”

jihoon grabs twowhite towels embroidered in his and euiwoong’s initials—the perks of livingwith four other boys and one adult in one apartment, they can’t risk sharinggerms thus the territorial towels—and runs back to the front door wheredaniel-hyung is laughing at something jisung-hyung says.

“yah, thisbrat!” jisung-hyung scolds jihoon, but he’s helping daniel-hyung pattinghimself dry. “and you! you didn’t think to use any umbrella or what?”

“i was alreadyout,” daniel-hyung sniffs, concentrating on his hair. “thanks, jihoon-ah.”

jihoon nods,tongue-tied mostly because he was just joking about craving cheetos yet herethey are.

jisung-hyungclaps his hands. “oh, right! how was the date?”

daniel-hyunglaughs and tells them that she ditched him. jisung-hyung gasps, scandalized,and proceeds to rant about how dare she to passover someone as hot as kang daniel! and daniel-hyung laughs again, hiswhole body shaking with the mirth.

…

um.

what?

what was that?

why did jihoon’sheart skip a beat at the sight? is he for real?he’s seen daniel-hyung laughs multiple times before! why now, park jihoon, why?!