#i am the dm's pet (like teacher's pet!!!) though. he loves me for my silly puppet and expert names (Edmund Lime/Jacqueline Seam)
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I just want to use charm person because it will 100% get us out of a Situation. The spell literally says friendly acquaintance. However, if you want me to seduce the character you literally named "Lucifer" understand that I am no coward.
#wacky watermelons#dnd#romance is like. an additional choice to me. not a given. so the treating of bards as romance machines is so weird#eddie literally has proficiency in persuasion and still has a -1 thats how bad his charisma is#not to mention that I know that half my group forgets eddie's even there#not that they forget me. they forget jackie's a puppet controlled by eddie#they're like penn and teller but penn's a puppet#i am the dm's pet (like teacher's pet!!!) though. he loves me for my silly puppet and expert names (Edmund Lime/Jacqueline Seam)#sorry. so far off topic#the whole campaign is like... tarot and christianity themed#which just for everyone keeping track. is really fucking weird to do as a atheist#for the main reason being that im not sure my group understands that I have.. no idea.. what some of these things are#lije the rock experts overestimating people's familiarity with rock structures.#thats what it feels lije just going “uh huh. uh huh.” as they talk about. angels or whatever#anyway! last off topic.#all this is to say. im wasn't planning on romance. however i will absolutely romance the big bad (?) if my dm#even minutely gives me a chance. everything i have will be put towards this with wanton disregard for any characterization#im going to. quote. “rizz”. unquote. mr morning star if its the last god damned (ha?) thing i do
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