#i am not having fun on indeed. but it's better than linkedin in every conceivable way. i'm still bitter about having to delete my li | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

draconicace · 23 days ago

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sucks applying to jobs with a bachelors it's either you're slightly underqualified, *really* underqualified, or so overqualified the weight of your student loan debt has taken physical form like atlas lifting the earth

#aiden's monologuing #i am not having fun on indeed. but it's better than linkedin in every conceivable way. i'm still bitter about having to delete my li #yeah sure i'll work uncertified under an ophthalmologist. yeah i'll totally spend hundreds of dollars to get a certification #give me 1000 hours of training so i can take the test. i'll drip eye drops and blow air into people's eyes who cares #i can rip out my vagus nerve and never have a problem in any medical setting ever again #i'm not applying to that. i had to look up how to spell ophthalmologist. evil number of the letter h in evil places in that word #i hate applying to jobs meant for teenagers!!!! why do they have hours during schooltime!! why do teens have to work!!#everyone should get ubi and teens should be focusing on making the worst decisions of their lives. do not be boring and antisocial like me #whatever. i'm going to go live in a barrel and redefine what ontologically makes a man. which was basically my minor anyway #i'm funny and amazing and i've added an extra step to the grieving process called hubris #i think the next step should be arson with a specific focus on burning bridges

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