#i am neither single nor ready to mingle but that last part is because i'm a workaholic from the city and forget the meaning of hallmark xmas

[eevachu]

Are you single/looking? Asking for a friend

I mean if your ““friend”” is looking for traditional monogamy, I’m afraid you’re barking up the wrong lesbian, but I’m otherwise available to hang out in a polyamorous sense, yes.