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i-dont-know-nor-care-go-away · 8 months ago

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So pike is in his fifties and his actor is 51

Una is at least in her later forties, assuming star fleet academy is 4 years and she joined at 18, plus 25 years of service as mentioned in her trial. Her actress is 51

Why is pike fully grey and Una has not a single Grey hair on her head? I know she's Illyrian but I don't care.

I want to see aging women. Give my queen grey streaks. She puts up with so much bullshit. Why can pike have his tall ass completely silver hair but Una can't even have a streak??

This is purely out of righteous anger and not bc of my huge crush on Una. Me??? Liking older women??? You're crazy

#i actually am aroace and dont really feel conventionally attracted to older women #but like also when women are over 50. goddamn.#in high-school all the band kids had a crush on this one trombones mom and she had grey hair #but that made her even prettier #dw about her #no one ever said anything to her face it was a ton of -respectful- looking #and also heckling her son but he deserved it for being both a homophobe and a trombone #una chin riley #number one #Una Chin-Riley #i love her so much pleaseeeee #give her grey hairrrrr

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flowerbloom-arts · 10 months ago

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Hi, question, and if you can pardon my french; What the FUCK was this bit doing here in Flaming Moe (s22 ep11)?????

Like. Like I don't get it??? I love it to smithereens but I can't. Like. Understand. Why Seymour did this? To Chalmers? And pulled his tie and called him Gary while clearly flirting? At school? And then Chalmers calls him a Casanova? In an episode where he's dating the new female music teacher??????

I feel like I just saw a flash of Cthulu and I'm trying to comprehend him by drawing what I saw but it doesn't goddamn work so I keep rewatching the clip over and over and I'm trying to wrap my head around this sudden homoeroticism when the A plot of this episode is about gay people but the B plot with Seymour is? Very straight?

I dunno I'm just rambling. I can't get enough of these two. The original screenshot is under the cut.

#apologies to my moomtuals: you may have to endure the yellow people for a bit. for I am lost in the Steamed Hams 😔#art #the simpsons #chalmers x skinner #gary chalmers #seymour skinner #chalmskinn #skalmers #I appreciate how... un-homophobic Simpsons is compared to its contemporaries and is actually funny about it #idk maybe a Simpsons lore expert will correct me on that by telling me about a really uncool thing that happened but like.#it feels so much more sincere than something like FG or SP yknow. And I like that about the show #I don't plan on becoming a Real Simpsons Fan. I'm here mostly for the pathetic loser (/aff) and his grumpy republican boss #but if any lore expert comes across this with more interesting information about them then you are extremely welcome to DM me #screenshot redraw

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andallthecandyyoucaneat · 11 months ago

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drew a bunch on the plane ride home today. i am cringe but i am free

#running out of art #all together now #the paper chase #john congleton #i need to study him further #i need to draw him accurately #btw im obviously not actually homophobic. as i am a gay man

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