#i am a little fond of green bc it's a rare color in fights but it also looks good on him

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sky’s out, thighs out

[mercuryislove]

Happy funny question friday, Lynn! Could you do 15 for Andhira, Vera, and Josef and 32 for Anwei, Yixing, and Ciaran?

a happy funny question friday to you, my friend!!

15. If you had to choose a single object to act as a symbol for your oc, what would it be and why?

This one is haaaaard lol

Andhira's single object would be........ okay. not to be an edgelord but a knife. Specifically a dagger. Even more specifically a pearl inlaid dagger. I have a very specific one in my head. She is beautiful and elegant and sharp and deadly and can tuck herself away into corners and shadows and places nobody would ever expect her to hide, only to be drawn in surprise to go for the kill. also pearl inlay is sooooo pretty and kind of looks like tapetum lucidum lol (i would have said a bone dagger specifically bc those are fucking metal as hell and plot relevant to my novel! but i think pearl inlay is prettier and suits her more)

Okay this one is going to be kind of weird but bear with me. Vera's would be a piece of beach glass. Probably in a rare color (like orange! lol). I say this because it is unique and a little weird but also very very very pretty and sought after. AND it's made through years of weathering and being tossed around in the ocean (or river or sea, depending on where it's from), and despite being beat to hell and back it still has value and people still love it. Just like Vera!!! lol she too has been beat to hell and back and has Not had an easy time of things but people still love her and she still has worth. And she is pretty and unique :)

Josef's would without a doubt be a fresh baked loaf of bread lol It's warm and soft and comforting and honestly a good loaf of bread can change your fucking life for the better!! The best bread I've ever eaten in my life is the garlic rolls from Scalini's italian restaurant in Atlanta and I swear on my life if you're ever in atl it is IMPERATIVE you eat there and try their bread because it is like. coming home to family and friends that love you after being away for a long time. It's like all the fond memories of your life baked into a single fluffy roll. uh. digression lol But THAT is what Josef's would be. Comforting, warm, delicious fresh bread. Perhaps I’ll say that he is that specific garlic roll from Scalini’s omg (fuck dude as I type this I am so goddamn hungry!!!!)

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32. What five ingredients would you throw into a cauldron to make a potion based on your oc? How would you cook/mix them? What would the potion do?

This one is also haaaaaard lol I'm going to go with like. my first thoughts so I don't overthink shit like I always do

Anwei's potion would have: green tea leaves, a dagger, a handful of rich soil, a scoop of protein powder, and four drops of black ink. It's brewed like tea but instead of drinking it, you pour it on the ground and she sprouts from the dirt like a zombie crawling from a grave. And then she yells at you for wasting her time but also gives you the most important life advice you've ever heard and then teaches you how to grow the perfect garden. And if she likes you she will help you bake a loaf of bread.

Okay. For Yixing I would say: a horse (yes an entire horse. this is my fantasy world), a liquor bottle (preferably full lol), a cheap novel, a black jacket, and a soup of your choice bc he fucking loves soup (VEGETARIAN ONLY). It would be mixed like the potions you made in the backyard as a kid where you just throw shit together and stir it in mud with a big stick and its effect would be like a fucking uhhh dark souls summon where he shows up to say exactly zero words and then helps you in a boss fight. And if you don't summon him at least once before you fight ornstein and smough then you can NOT unlock the true ending.

For Ciaran it would be: a peach, a bottle of expensive red wine, a pair of ballet slippers because DUH, a length of red ribbon, and the moon (yes the entire moon. again, this is my fantasy world). put everything in a blender and crank that shit up until it's like foamy and disgusting and you absolutely MUST drink it all or it won't fucking work. it's a potion of Extremely Good Wingman and he will take you out and get you drunk and buy you a nice meal and then get you laid. Unless you're not into that sort of thing in which case he'll take you out and still buy you a really nice meal and still get you drunk if you so choose but he will instead just be excellent conversation for the night.

[singinrevelry]

Tagged by @theamazingdearheart​ so here are some questions + answers under the cut!

1. What is the color of your hairbrush?

It’s a wood one, so. light wood colored.

2. A food you never eat?

I won’t eat tuna but that’s because it’s the most severe of the white fish allergy, but most stuff i can eat if i have to? 

3. Are you typically too warm or too cold?

If it is below 60F my hands and toes will be cold, bc bad circulation, but otherwise I’ll be good until it gets in the 30s. If it is above 80F I will be miserably hot XD

4. What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

I was saying bye to a friend of my dad who was dropping off some food she’d baked! 

5. What is your favorite candy bar?

is it chocolate? I will eat it. gimme ALL OF THEM (okay most of them.)

6. Have you ever been to a professional sporting event?

Have I? I honestly may not have. lol

7. What was the last thing you said out loud?

I have already forgotten but it was... something to my mom? we were talking about some stuff about the protests and where I’m watching stuff about it

8. What is your favorite ice cream?

Few things surpass Moose Tracks, and I love a lil mint chop chip. Lots of kinds of ice cream are good, though.

9. What was the last thing you had to drink?

water (wow boring) (hydration is a Challenge)

10. Do you like your wallet?

Yeah actually! It’s technically a card holder but it’s green leather with a knotwork design! 

11. What was the last thing you ate?

pizza

12. Did you buy any new clothes last weekend?

I did order a couple shirts a few days ago but was it a weekend? i d e k

13. The last sporting event you watched?

It was almost definitely a figure skating event but idk

14. What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

I was gonna say fancy chocolate but a good cheesy coated popcorn is pretty good

15. Who was the last person you sent a text message to?

my friend Brett who wanted me to join the videochat i was not informed of beforehand

16. Ever go camping?

Lots! Both just with my family and with Girl Scouts.

17. Do you take vitamins?

I DO take a daily multivitamin but that’s it.

18. Do you go to church every Sunday?

*laughs in casual pagan* I haven’t gone to church except for weddings/funerals (and sometimes we go to, like, Christmas, with my grandma) in probably 15 years

19. Do you have a tan?

lol i am v pasty

20. Do you prefer Chinese food or pizza?

why not both though, both are so, so good

21. Do you drink your soda with a straw?

If it’s in a restaurant and it comes with one, sure, otherwise nah

22. What color socks do you usually wear?

i have a lot of black socks bc they look better for work

23. Ever drive above the speed limit?

*does a does-not-drive dance*

24. What terrifies you?

well. a lot right now. I wish I could give a more lighthearted answer, or a more personally specific one, but I don’t have it in me atm

25. Look to your left what do you see?

my water glass, the little desk organizer with pens and pencils and sharpies and scissors and letter openers and stuff, a book i brought home from work, a mask, my wallet, some headphones... and then far to the left, a bookshelf :)

26. What chore do you hate?

LAUNDRY bc I am Incapable of putting clothes away after they are washed

27. What do you think of when you hear an Australian accent?

y’know that ‘G’day’ vine

28. What is your favorite soda?

look i love all kinds of ginger ale, but also gotta love that chicago classic, Green River

29. Do you go into a fast food place or just hit the drive through?

Depends, really, on if it’s a STOP to get food or just ‘swing by to get food’

30. Who was the last person you talked to?

My mom

31. Favorite cut of beef?

look i am not a food person i do not know the things

32. Last song you listened to?

My ‘washing the dishes’ music has been cycling through Hanggai, so it was this

33. Last book you read?

I haven’t read much lately but I happened to flip open Read Seas Under Red Skies, to a part I had forgotten, where Locke has to go to Salon Corbeau. It was... distressingly relevant.

The rich remember.

34. Favorite day of the week?

I dunno, Tuesdays are kind of chill for me usually?

35. Can you say the alphabet backwards?

I’m not sure I’ve ever attempted successfully XD

36. How do you like your coffee?

If I’m drinking coffee, it will be sweet and have lots of milk. I will take lots of variations within that. (look I work at what’s practically a starbucks, i’m not terribly picky)

37. Favorite pair of shoes?

oh god I think I’m in between good shoes at the moment, I don’t know, what IS my favorite pair of shoes

I do have a pretty neat pair of cool fun boots and a dope pair of work boots, go stompy, v good

38. At what time do you usually go to bed?

Usually around 1??? what is time I haven’t been able to sleep lately

39. At what time do you normally get up?

somewhere in the realm of 9:30-10

40. What do you prefer - sunrises or sunsets?

Sunsets!

41. How many blankets are on your bed?

uuhhh too many bc i use them both for weight and to prop my feet up, so like 5 but it’s summer so i’m barely using one lol

I like the Nest

42. Describe your kitchen plates?

ooo okay so we have a probably 50 year old set of corelle dishes with flowers on them, they’re great

43. Do you have a favorite alcoholic beverage?

I’m a boring drinker bc I rarely do, my go-to is some kind of cider (bonus it’s in fun berry flavors!) but I’ve discovered a fondness for moscow mules (it’s the ginger).

44. Do you play cards?

We play rummy a lot in my house, and we play for quarters. It’s very serious.

45. What color is your car?

bus colored

46. Can you change a tire?

I have never had to so I’d like to think I could figure it out if necessary buuut

48. Favorite job you ever had?

I haven’t actually had that many jobs, I do rather like what I was doing, in a lot of ways, though the few times I’ve gotten to house/petsit for people has been pretty dope. Chilling in someone else’s house and playing with animals? Heck yeah

49. How did you get your biggest scar?

I was at my cousin’s house in wisconsin, we had kind of finished a water gun fight and I was telling a story and walked right off their pier into the water. I split a bit under my arm on the way down. Gave my aunt a REAL big scare XD

50. What did you do today that made someone happy?

I dunno if making a kind of angry facebook post (about how the absolutely garbage response of CHI authorities is emblematic of the WHOLE PROBLEM PEOPLE ARE PROTESTING ABOUT) that people appreciated counts, but I did do that. I also pulled some weeds and made friends with a robin, which various people appreciated.

[haikyuu-imagines-and-others]

Can I request scenario of KageyamaxOikawaxIwaizumixFem!s.o where the boys are nervous meeting her parents (since she come from tradisional rich Japanese family and the might not a gree with the relationship) but it turn out her parents are in poly relationship too (2 fathers 1 mother)?

I really like these poly asks!!! I am a sucker for the idea of having more than one boyfriend/husband ;D I am also so happy that so many people like the idea of Kag/Oik/Iwa/Reader bc fuckin SAME! Haha Thanks for requesting! - Admin Satori

Kageyama/Oikawa/Iwaizumi/Reader Poly:

“Shittykawa, you’re fussing like a mother hen, enough.” Oikawa went to flatten Iwaizumi’s button up shirt, but the latter brushed off his advances, “Don’t fuss over me, trashykawa.”

Oikawa whined and reached for Kageyama’s tie - which he rarely wore even for the most formal of events, “Tobio-chan, you’re the only one who loves me.”

The younger boy furrowed his eyebrows at his senpai, not understanding how he could have gotten to that conclusion from allowing him to fuss over his outfit. But he didn’t say anything, his blue eyes glancing over to where Iwaizumi had escaped to sit next to you in the foyer of your insanely large childhood home.

This date had been critical to set up, months in the making - your parents were very busy people, always rushing this way and that - meeting after meeting. It was hard to even have a texting conversation with them without it turning into a month long request for funds. So many negotiations between you and your parents, so many unanswered conversations left hanging. You assumed you had a lot of baggage when it came to your busy parents, but it didn’t matter.

They loved you, and you loved them. And that’s really all you cared about.

Besides, you weren’t dying to have quality time with them any longer - now you had three boyfriends to watch after, to make sure they didn’t end up killing each other.

“You still with us?” You blinked rapidly and met a pair of dark green eyes as you turned your head towards what voice calling out to you. A smile curled your lips at the sight of Iwaizumi’s concerned expression, “Are you nervous?” Now his gaze dropped to your hands on your lap, and he stole one between both of his, bringing your knuckles to his lips and pressing a kiss to them. “I am, too.”

But you shook your head with a gentle smile, “Hajime, you need to relax… If you’re nervous, then it’s only going to freak out Tooru and Tobio.. Look at them…” The two of you looked over to where Oikawa continued to fuss over Kageyama, his fingers brushing through Kageyama’s hair - trying in vain to get it out of his eyes. Kageyama looked ready to either fall asleep or bolt, probably both if given the chance. “They need their rock to set them straight… who’s going to help them if you aren’t strong for them?”

Iwaizumi pursed his lips and shook his head, “Don’t push that on me, punk.” You laughed quietly and turned your head back to him, pressing a kiss to his slightly chapped lips, “We don’t have to do this, _______… We can run away. The four of us…”

“Aw, but Hajime~! I want their blessing!”

“Are we getting married then, Oikawa-san?”

“W-W-Who’s asking?!” Oikawa’s cheeks suddenly flared with embarrassment at Kageyama’s question, and you couldn’t help but laugh at his now jerky, awkward movements as he regarded his kouhai turned lover.

Kageyama pouted in confusion before making his way over to where you and Iwaizumi sat, “Oikawa-san is acting a little weird.”

You laughed harder, seeing Oikawa gawk at the younger boy.

But before the two of them could continue their back and forth, a very professional looking butler walked through the large, ornate dining room doors, “They are ready for your arrival now.” You smiled at the older man, standing from your seat, still holding Iwaizumi’s hand, “It’s been quite a long time, Lady _______… It’s very nice to see you.”

It was a bit of an outdated move, but you curtsied, and his face lit up 2 degrees at the familiarity of it, “It’s wonderful to see you again, Sebastian.” He bowed in response and led the four of you into the dining hall.

“Why’d you squat for him, ______-chan?” Oikawa’s whisper in your ear had you jump in surprise and swat at his chest, “Ow! You’re so mean!” His stage whisper could use some work.

You rolled your eyes, “I didn’t squat for him, dummy, I curtsied. It’s like the girl version of bowing.” His light brown eyes still showed his confusion, but you waved it off, “It’s nothing important… just how we greet each other.”

Sebastian, the butler, stopped at the open doorway to the dining room, holding out his arm for the four of you to enter, “I wish you the best of luck, Lady ________.” You smiled fondly at the older man just as he closed the doors behind you and your boyfriends.

“So now what?” Iwaizumi muttered as he stared around him at the large room - it was impressive. Paintings littered the walls, so many colors and symbols - so much culture in each and every frame! Elegant rugs lined the floors, but didn’t quite cover the finely polished wooden floors underneath. “We just… gawk at your upbringing then?”

Oikawa smirked as took in the scene around him, “Aw, don’t be jealous, Iwa-chan~. I’m sure she has golden bugs that imitate the gross ones you caught as a kid.” Iwaizumi squinted at Oikawa, daring him to say something else, “You know… like as a broach.”

Kageyama quickly took a step back as Iwaizumi lunged for Oikawa, and you sighed at the sounds of their roughhousing in your former home. Kageyama took his place at your side now, as the two others continued to bicker and push at each other. “I don’t think they know how to handle themselves in public.”

You laughed quietly and took his cool hand in yours, “I don’t think so either, Tobio.” You looked up at the side of his face, “What do you think so far?” Curiosity pulled at your mind, wondering if your boyfriends thought the worst of you for having such wealth behind your name, but portraying yourself as anything but around them. Around everyone.

Before he could answer, the dining room doors opened to reveal the arrival of your parents. Your mother and father.

Almost immediately, your mother lit up with excitement, and you couldn’t contain yours before the both of you were rushing towards each other and embracing in a tight hug. “Mom!” You snuggled your face in her shoulder, smiling widely - you’d missed her so much. You hadn’t seen her in about a year. A heavy hand on the back of your head had you looking up to see your father’s gentle smile, and you felt tears prick at your eyes. You hadn’t seen him in almost 2 years.

And while it was great you were reconnecting with your parents, after so long… you’d accidentally forgotten your boyfriends. Who were each a bundle of nerves in their own regards.

It only took you a few seconds to snap back to reality, “Mom! Dad! I want to introduce you to the people who’ve been taking very good care of me while you both were off attending business!” It wasn’t a quip, but a fact of life. And they took it as such.

You pulled your mom behind you to your boyfriends. Kageyama hadn’t moved from where you’d ripped yourself from him - and thankfully both Oikawa and Iwaizumi had stopped fighting with each other - now the three of them waited for their introduction. Waited for their judgement. Waited for their verdict of placement in your life.

“Mom, this is Kageyama Tobio, Iwaizumi Hajime, and Oikawa Tooru-“

“Hey! Why am I last?”

“Shh, because you’re a bottom.” Iwaizumi elbowed his best friend in the ribs, making the former setter throw his hand over his sore side as a ‘too late’ reaction.

“They’re my boyfriends.”

Now it was Iwaizumi to feel the need to protest. He didn’t think you’d just blurt it out like that! Not that he was any better just a few moments ago with his ‘bottom’ comment. What happened to breaking news to people gently? What happened to not wanting to get your boyfriends killed??? “W-w-well! Actually!”

Kageyama felt as if he’d just short circuited, and he reached out to his side to grab onto Iwaizumi’s shoulder for stability, “Uh… Well… wait…”

But Oikawa, quick and cunning, rose above the other two and smiled confidently at your parents, “Boyfriends soon to be husbands according to little Tobio-chan here!”

“Shittykawa!” “Oikawa-san!”

The room fell in an awkward silence. A charged silence between the three young men. Iwaizumi couldn’t stop shuffling his shoes, Kageyama’s blue eyes kept looking everywhere but the people in front of him, but Oikawa only smiled widely - feeling as if he’d done absolutely nothing wrong. There was no progress in half truths, he believed!

“My, My, ________…” Your mother finally broke the silence, smiling gently down at you, her hand gently stroking across your cheek, “Three boyfriends? You’ve quite outdone my record.” A fond smile had your heart warming to a homey temperature. You missed her so much.

“R-record?” Oikawa’s smile faded, confused on what was going on now - but you didn’t seem to be fazed by what your mother had said. Nor by your boyfriends antics at riling the other two up. It was like you’re in your own little world of awe for your mother. Pride for your father.

Your father’s deep eyes regarded Oikawa, and Iwaizumi felt a protective streak rush through his body. Iwaizumi took a step forward, standing a little ahead of Oikawa as a way to present himself first to any possible threat. “Stand down, boy… “ The smooth tenor of your fathers voice seemed to soothe Iwaizumi, his stance relaxing for the first time that evening. You didn’t blame Iwaizumi for being on edge - your father was a powerful and scary man when he wanted to be.

The doors to the dining room opened once more, and a panting voice made itself known, “Sorry I’m late, Kikyo, Haru.” Your eyes were drawn to the utterance of the voice, and your smile couldn’t stop from practically splitting in half, “My Goodness… is that little _______-chan?”

“Kaito-san!” You greeted happily, rushing over and hugging your ‘uncle’. “You missed my introduction of my boyfriends.”

The older man, a few years older than your father, smiled fondly and brushed your hair out of your face, “That’s fine and dandy, but did your mother happen to scare them with our own introduction?” Your smile had a secret to it, and he laughed before nodding over to them, “You might want to go over and catch one of them when they faint.”

Kageyama raised his hand, as if he were in class, “I’m confused…. Oikawa-san?” Oikawa shook his head, in the same boat of confusion as his kouhai. “Hajime?” Iwaizumi glanced over at Kageyama and shrugged, having no clue what was being discussed right in front of them. “_______?”

Your smile was brilliant, and you walked over to your boyfriends, assuring them merely with your presence, “I have a secret….”

“Who’s baby is it?” Oikawa’s face was deadly serious, but when you regarded him with a playful scowl his mask cracked into a teasing smile, “I bet it’s mine~.”

Scoffing, you waved him off, “Obviously it’s Tobio’s.” Why did your youngest boyfriend have to be so confused, took all the fun out of the joke. “Back to reality here..” You called their attention once more.

“Welcome to our home, boys. I am Kikyo, _______’s mother. And this is Haru, her father…. And this is Kaito… my husband.”

At first it didn’t register to the boys. The three of them bowing in respect to your parents and uncle.

It was Oikawa that noticed it first, “W-Wait! Second husband?” He stood up straight from his bow, Iwaizumi catching on in a split second and following suit. Though Kageyama followed their movements physically, his mind was slow to understand why this was such breaking news. “Y-y… W-what?”

You smiled secretly, a finger brought up to your lips and sending a cute wink their way, “The women of my family are very greedy, Tooru~.”

Soooo this didn’t really portray the boys as being ‘scared’ or ‘worried’ as much as it had them more… ‘confident in their relationship’ to the point where they don’t really mind what her parents say…. I feel pretty good about it though :) So I hope you don’t mind! And if you do, then you’re welcome to let me know or to submit a new request when the ask box is opened!