#i also think gus would be like if you called me chocolate bear id personally disown you. and shawn'd be like you cant disown ur bestie

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I think Shawn and Gus would watch Scrubs and Shawn, king of subtlety, would be like "how long do you think it would actually take for JD and Turk to figure things out?" And Gus would be like "Shawn what the hell are you talking about" and Shawn would be like "that they're in love??? Like yeah theyve got some hang ups but I've never seen two dudes that wanna remove the b from bromance more. Well, at least not two dudes in fiction amirite" and nudges Gus with an elbow and Gus stares at him for a second then replies "if this is supposed to be some sort of confession it's lame as hell. Also I'm nothing like Turk" and Shawn snorts and goes "please we all know I'm the Turk of our dynamic" and then they get into a slap fight and never once Acknowledge that it was a lame as hell confession