#i actually havent seen the last voyage yet but it's no route of ice and salt so it was doomed from the start

[artigas]

it's so wild to me that folks looked at renfield and the last voyage of the demeter and came to the bananas conclusion that the common denominator between those two flops is the vampires. like, there are people on guillermo de la cruz's interest writing think pieces about how those movies doing badly means that we don't want vampire content anymore. beloved, we love vampire content! but i would rather lick rust than subject myself to awkwafina playing a cop. on the other hand, the last voyage committed its own crimes: it forgot that dracula fucks. unfortunately, they, too, deserve to perish.