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[rettoujoutou]

stop reblogging with “my friends always bring up ____ ^_^” this is about the unabomber. i hope patrick stump and your favourite twitch streamer dies.

[weltenwellen]

Maggie Smith, from “Ohio Cento”, Goldenrod

[luckyreds]

muah! 💋

[absurddino]

Slow waking

For @steddiemicrofic prompt: ride

Word count: 453 | rated: T | CW: too much dialogue, refrences to sexual content | tags: established relationship, future fic

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Eddie climbs back into bed, jeans and all. It's still warm, and he leans over Steve to kiss him under his eye. "Baby," he whispers, "wake up." 

Steve groans, shifting his face into the pillow. "Go away." And to think he used to be a morning person, it seems like a faraway dream now.

"Steve," Eddie leans forward to kiss under his ear, the only skin he can reach. "You wanna ride to school with me?" 

"Yeah, I'll ride you," Steve mumbles. 

With a groan, Eddie lets his head drop against Steve's chest. Even though they've been together for some time now, Steve's openness still manages to hit him right in the windpipe.

"The kids are graduating, I think you need to get different priorities. You don't wanna be late, do you?" He slides his arms around Steve's waist, laying his head on the pillow next to his. "Dustin would be a menace."

"Fuck you, Munson, y'just wanna set off firecrackers in the bathroom." 

"And what if I do? You love my delinquent side." Steve pulls him closer without opening his eyes, slipping a hand down his back to palm at his ass.

"I love your backside," he says, into his neck. 

"Oh, so you'll wake up for a quicky, but not for your children's graduation?" 

Steve hums. "They're not actually mine anyway, hate to break it to you." 

"You wish they were. Wake up, Steven." Eddie pulls in the lobe of his ear biting it. "Come on, I'll even make you coffee and eggs and drive you to school like your personal chauffeur. Wouldn't believe your eyes." 

Steve groans again, shifting back with open eyes. "There you go," Eddie sighs, "hi, handsome. You sleep well?" 

"I was having an amazing dream, then you decided the day had to start," he grumbles. "Kiss?" 

"You haven't even brushed your teeth yet," Eddie responds, though he still leans in and lets their lips brush together, thumb rubbing circles into the side of Steve's neck. "Morning, Steve," he mumbles into his mouth.

"Good morning, Ed." 

When he pulls back, Steve looks more awake, his eyes more focused. "I wish we'd been together in high school, if it could've been like this." 

"Don't fool yourself, high school you was an asshole, and I was a freak." Eddie climbs out of bed, stretching until his back pops.

"You're still a freak," Steve mumbles. He's already sitting up in bed, staring at Eddie like he's the love of his life. 

"And apparently, you're still an asshole. Find another ride, your highness, I don't appreciate slander in my own home." 

"Our home." Steve's smile splits his face, and Eddie has to dart forward to kiss it away. Maybe he is.

[starsambrosia]

This is infinitely more funny than loss

I present to you “gain”

[detherun]

Kaiser is going to have to go to rehab after this.

[randomalistic]

I NEED to draw more furries

[paranoiahaven]

...is...is that child Achilles? And is that Chiron... headpatting him?

[13thpythagoras]

haha hes I'm definitely a mathematician / wizard lol

[artygraape]

All shall return to flour…

[starkayezer]

the urge to write a story about gay soldiers in WWI is strong

maybe even a second one in WWII

[riverwithoutbanks]

Fisherprice what are you doing bro STAND UP

[randomgoaticus]

yooooo this reminded me of this zosan ace attorney au thats been rattling around in my mind, so some headcanons:

zoro is 100% the straw hat anything agency's Weird Little Girl, getting the attorneys in crime scenes (swords are still good for something in the 21st century ig), accidentally destroying evidence in crime scenes, providing smug and occasionally enlightening commentary, getting accused of murder/assault...

sanji does a stint as part of the prosecution team whenever that vinsmoke thing comes up (didn't get to that part yet)

when zoro's on the stand as a witness, the two swords that aren't wado count as evidence. Wado itself is a witness, out of consideration of the spirit of Kuina. A sword is cross-examined. It works because of spirit medium bullshit.

zosan hate each other because they're competing to be the straw hat agency's one and only Weird Little Girl (sorry sanji, you lose), but they unite in their shared hatred of the Gavinners. Any merch comes into the office and it's on sight.

they get together after causing a massive brawl in the middle of a Gavinners concert. Apollo is there. There will be a murder somewhere here and their newfound relationship will be dramatically revealed via grayscale flashback

And yet somehow, still not the worst lawyer and/or defendant that's been in an Ace Attorney game

(Text is from Dropout TV/Game Changer)

[weltenwellen]

Katherine Arden, The Winter of the Witch

[masculiniti]