#i 'tismed beyond what i thought and basically referenced everyone

[rainbowgod666]

They should

Tumblr is the ACTUAL last bastion of freedom left EVER.

It is our job to keep this place based and full of queers and crabs and femboys armed with guns and giant mechs that kill cutely and horny people who are genuinely longing for actual love and special interests and legalized weed and legalized nuclear bombs and steel from the SCP:Lockdown mod that gives a fuckton of iron when smelted in the Tinker's construct smeltery and tomboys with sledgehammers and isopods and pokemon and trans people and multiverse theory and cocaine and the Too Much TNT mod from our childhoods and creepypastas and old films and new films and goncharov and corrupted data and cryptic non-ads and MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE and [HYPERLINK BLOCKED] and bloodborne kart and funny skeletons and gay mercenaries that actually arent and music made by thicc robot girls and tech support and social issues and cringe american politics and anti-consumerism and anti-capitalism and AUTISM AND-

Holy shit I think I just cracked the code of why people think you can’t sell things on Tumblr 😭