#i <3 big nose kyoutani

[bokuroskitten]

For your rarepair event :3 Kyoutani and Terushima hehe

I was thinking an innocence kink? Two tatted, pierced, dyed hair men going absolutely feral for their soft n' sweet baby girl 🥰

Baby, I’ve been so excited to get to this one since we talked about it! Thank you for participating hehe, I hope you like it~ ❦ put it under the cut cause I kinda made this one a lil longer.. ops!~

Pair: Kyoutani + Terushima.

Kink: Innocence Kink.

Our beautiful punk and tatted boys ahhh 😍 Terushima just got more piercings as he got older. Snake bites, an eyebrow piercing, his nose, and honestly most parts of his ears. Kyoutani has beautifully drawn black and white tattoos, and he’s certainly the type to get one big back piece that travels over the backs of his arms as well (like a dragon maybe? Or a really cool tree… I couldn’t pick haha)

So most people find it quiet.. amusing when your with them. You with your doe eyes and bright kind smile. You with your pastels and cute accessories. You’re always between them, a hand in each other theirs as the three of you walk around. Usually they’ll let you paint their nails whatever colours yours are, so the three of you can match in that sense.

And your so very soft for them. So very naive. They love how much you blush when you pass the lingerie store, even more so when Terushima teases about how the three of you should go in there and try some stuff on. Kyoutani’s thinks it’s just adorable how the little things will make you blush, like when he holds you close in a crowd so you don’t get lost, or when he lets you hold his arm on the subway since you can’t reach the rail above your head.

Now the three of you are intimate, but actually haven’t gone all the way yet. You always get so nervous and so flustered that the three of you stop a couple bases in. But finally, one night you come home after a girls night with a large pout on your face, arms crossed. Both boys are about to ask, but you spit it out before they have the chance.

“T-the girls made fun of me cause we haven’t slept together y-yet! So-so, can you t-two just fuck me! Please?!”

They had never even heard you swear before, let alone be so blunt. So they had no problem indulging you.

You were so embarrassed, sweet whines leaving your lips as Kyoutani slowly stripped you down. Terushima left kisses upon the newly exposed skin every step of the way, mumbling about how soft and pretty you were. Once they had you naked the wasted no time worshiping your body.

“You’re so pretty babygirl, our pretty little girl.”

“Does that feel good princess? Yea? Daddy’s gunna add another finger, you can take it, can’t you?”

It’s a slow process, they work your little cunt open, Kyoutani using his fingers and Terushima using his tongue. They work you through at least three orgasms before Kyoutani finally starts to sink his cock between your sweet swollen lips.

Terushima is petting your face, letting you squeeze his hand as hard as you need. He coos at you, wiping away at the fat tears under your eyes while your lashes flutter. Kyoutani groans out loud from the stretch, having to pause each time your pussy tenses.

“Good girl, takin daddy so well. He’s gunna fuck you so so good, so the girls can’t tease ya anymore…”

“Fuck, this princess cunt is so sweet. So tight baby, can’t wait to fuck you open…”

Rare Pair Masterlist. ❤️

[nishinoyawn]

HQ CHARACTERS AND HOW THEY EAT THEIR CUPCAKES

— Genre: comedy, chaotic fluff

— Scoville scale: soft soba

— Warnings: talks of food and eating

— A/N: my first hcs and they’re food related..if that is not on brand for me.. & this all started bc I had asked @kenmaki & @prettysetterplaylist how they eat their cupcakes as I ate one and then we spiraled about cupcake experiences and BOOM! This came to life so big shoutout to them! Oh, and those also with numbers beside them have little extra tidbits at the bottom hehe! Enjoy!

[❍] — Scraps off all the frosting from the cupcake with a napkin (alternatively the ones who ask, “do you have muffins instead?”)

KAGEYAMA, SAKUSA, TSUKISHIMA (1), KITA, ARAN (2), MATSUKAWA (3), FUTAKUCHI (4), USHIJIMA

[❍] — Argues with the muffin/scrapping-off-the-icing people about ruining the cupcake

ATSUMU (5), KUROO, OIKAWA, YAHABA, TENDOU, SHIRABU, KONOHA

[❍] — Asks their friend if they can have their icing

TANAKA, YAMAMOTO, LEV, HANAMAKI, KOGANEGAWA (6), TERUSHIMA

[❍] — Removes the bottom half of the cupcake to place it on top to make a cupcake sandwich

YACHI (7), ASAHI, YAKU, KAI, AONE, SHIRABU, ARAN, ALISA

[❍] — Accidentally eats the wrapping paper

KENMA, NISHINOYA, KAGEYAMA, FUKUNAGA (8), KYOUTANI, BOKUTO, HOSHIUMI

[❍] — Eats it regularly as in peels back the paper and bites into it, nothing fancy

IWAIZUMI, USHIJIMA, ENNOSHITA, DAICHI, KIYOKO, KINDAICHI, SEMI, KONOHA, HIRUGAMI, SAKUSA

[❍] — Gets icing on their nose but doesn’t notice it

OSAMU, GOSHIKI, YAMAGUCHI, INOUKA, SHIBAYAMA, MATSUKAWA, KYOUTANI, KITA, BOKUTO, KOMORI

[❍] — Licks off the icing before eating the cupcake

HINATA, NISHINOYA, GOSHIKI, SUGAWARA, INUOKA, YAMAMOTO, KOGANEGAWA, ATSUMU, AKAGI, AKAASHI (9), TERUSHIMA

[❍] — Starts from the bottom to save the icing for last

TENDOU, TANAKA, FUKUNAGA, LEV, HANAMAKI, FUTAKUCHI, SUNA (10), HOSHIUMI

[❍] — Only eats half of the cupcake before giving it to a friend

KENMA, YACHI, TSUKISHIMA, SHIBAYAMA, KUNIMI, SUNA, AKAASHI, ALISA

[❍] — Eats their cupcake and their friend’s other half

KUROO, KIYOKO, DAICHI (11), INUOKA, IWAIZUMI (12), KINDACHI, SEMI (13), AKAGI

[❍] — Still eats it even though they’re lactose intolerant

YAMAGUCHI, SUGAWARA, HINATA, YAKU, OIKAWA, KUNIMI, AONE, OSAMU (14), HIRUGAMI (15), KOMORI

[❍] — Stares wistfully at the cupcakes because they’re actually allergic

ASAHI, KAI, HOSHIUMI (16)

FOOTNOTES:

(1) Tsukishima only does it more to piss off people

(2) Aran does it to be healthy

(3) Matsukawa does it to annoy Yahaba

(4) Futakuchi, like Tsukishima, does it to piss off others

(5) Atsumu's rants are recorded by Suna

(6) Koganegawa asks Futakuchi for his icing (yes, from the napkin)

(7) Yachi does it because she believes it's the cleanest way to eat it

(8) Fukunaga thought the paper was part of the cupcake when was he was little

(9) Akaashi usually has one after a long, hard day at work

(10) Suna does it mostly to piss off Atsumu

(11) Daichi will only eat anyone's leftover

(12) Iwaizumi is the same as Daichi (above)

(13) Semi will only eat specific people's leftovers

(14) Osamu just loves dairy so much, it pains him </3

(15) Hiragumi eats it normally so no one knows of his intolerance

(16) Hoshiumi has tried to sneak one but Hiragumi caught him and stopped him </3

[milks-writings]

Hi hi hi!!! Omg LOVE your headcanons!! Can I please have one with Kyoutani, Koganegawa and Aone (most under appreciated squad) as boyfriends?! Thanks so much!!

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☆*.:｡.✿ 𝕡𝕒𝕚𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕘: Kentarō Kyōtani x GN!Reader;   Kanji Koganegawa x GN!Reader;   Takanobu Aone x GN!Reader

☆*.:｡.✿ 𝕨𝕒𝕣𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤: swearing, crackkk

☆*.:｡.✿ 𝕒/𝕟: underrated squad headcanons are da best don’t @ me

OMG THANK U SO MUCH ANON AHHH I AM GLAD YOU LOVE MY HEADCANONS HSHSHHS 🥺❤

I really hope you like those too! And thank you for requesting, I love writing for underrated boyos <3<3

☆*.:｡.✿ 𝕞𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕥

☆*.:｡.✿ Headcanons:

Kyōtani, Koganegawa, and Aone as boyfriends:

KYŌTANI:

HE IS TSUNDERE IDC WHAT YOU SAY

Ok not always, almost never but he is!!!

I think he will def be shy around you and barely do the first steps since he is a little bit too shy and scared to make you uncomfortable

Ngl, at first you were totally scared of him aojsdfa

But who wouldn’t be??

N E WAY

He is totally that type of boyfriend who gets all quiet and affectionate whenever he is jealous

He gets jealous easily, since he is insecure, not about you not loving him, but about him not being enough :(

I can also see him being this cuddly type, and be into PDA

Like he will just randomly hug you in public, but not really give kisses?

Idk man I never dated him you tell me pls

But fr he will be into hugs and holding hands in public if that’s okay with you!!!

A gentleman

He will walk you home if you waited for him to finish practice and make sure that you are safe awe

He will listen to you!!! Always!!! And he gives a big fuck over what Iwaizumi says

After you came into his life he barely started to listen to Iwaizumi if you were around

HE STANS YOU SM ALDSJFA

And will always compliment you if you wear something new

Will take you to the sweetest dates!

Like for example he once took you to stargaze and also to a restaurant you were talking about a few weeks ago

He might not give you many kisses, but he makes it up with the sweetest hugs and cuddles

He could never say the three words first and will start of with “I like you”

But after a while of being together with you that three words will turn into “I love you”

He will def take things slow since he has no idea about dating, but is totally down to learn new things about dating!

Probably confessed just randomly under a tree, without no plan what to say

Gets pretty easily embarrassed awe, so if you tease him there is a 99% chance of him getting embarrassed

HE IS PROTECTIVE IDC WHAT Y’ALL ARE SAYIN

Like he will do anything for you to stay safe n so on

Of course the other two are also worried about you but he is probably the most protective out of them three

THE BEST THING ABOUT DATING HIM IS THAT HE IS SUCH A BIG SOFTIE FOR YOU

Behind the doors, he is so clingy and a baby

100000% a babey for you

No fr, he is such a smoll baby, and I am so sure he loves resting his head on your lap while you two cuddle 🥺

He will spoil you with anything you want! If you mention something like you liked this or that the next day it’s in front of your door, wrapped in a sweet paper!

Him dating would have not many downs since he always apologizes first and tends to be really insecure. I feel like he would be this type of boyfriend who is a little awkward at first, but will warm up pretty quickly

He won’t call you things like darling, babe etc. but he will get a very sweet nickname out of your name and add something like chan since he thinks its more personal this way???

If you get what I mean;;;

He is also this type of boyfriend who is very patient!

His favourite thing to do with you is watching films while cuddling

He isn’t the type to talk much, so he loves listening to your rambling, but sometimes if he needs to get off something from his chest, he will just tell you without hesitating since he knows that you will listen

KOGANEGAWA:

His one braincell is 100% not working around you

Soooooo, first of all, he is so soft

Like not only in the relationship but in general

So if you get into a relationship with him think twice if you can take his one braincell brain

If you can, then yay, you got the sweetest boyfriend ever 🥳

I feel like he would be this boyfriend everyone loves, because he is so sweet and a little dumb, but handsome!

He is a big softie and would do anything with you, if you want to go to somewhere he would arrange that

But you have to take care of him since he is literally baby

He is def into PDA and will give you a few kisses here and there

And he gets immediately into this whole dating thing!

It’s pretty easy to date him, since he is simple-minded and you will immediately understand what he wants

As dates I can imagine him taking you often to the arcade or to the amusement park, just to fool around with you at those places

He doesn’t mind being in public while hugging you or showering you in kisses, but if you don’t like it, he won’t do it :)

Respects you a lot! Sometimes you would think that he does not drink his respect  wo/men juice but he does!

I feel like he would def be a big baby, so he is pretty clingy n so on but in a sweet way

Sometimes it might get annoying though but if you tell him he will immediately stop

He is very well mannered, you might not think this way since he radiates the biggest crackhead energy, but in a restaurant, on a date, he is behaving so well just so you can enjoy the time with him <3

No way he is insecure, I think that he would never been very insecure, but if he is, its just because someone told him something really mean like ‘They don’t love you’

If he gets jealous it’s he is baby

Honestly when is he not?

N E WAY

He will just pout the whole time and be so clingy ugh

But in a cute way

He would def get jealous easily, not giving him attention might make him jealous

But he is not that toxic type of jealous!

He really needs much attention, almost like a puppy, so you have to be a person who would take that

Is that type of boyfriend who would cuddle you everywhere where its possible!

Loves giving you small kisses, on cheek, forehead, nose tip, corner of your mouth, small pecks are very important to him!

He would buy you always ice cream while walking back home!

Though he has no money for something else to buy you---

So he spoils you with ice cream :)

Sometimes, he would just randomly come over to your house and ask you if you want to cuddle <3

Your parents would def love him because they know that he is just a softie and would do nothing to you

If you are also a crackhead that’s def a big plus point

Anway---

He would be into those type of things where he snuggles up to your side while placing his head on your shoulder and just be a softie

He would also always ask you If you need ever help with something

Will call aone if someone if being mean to you just to protect you >:(

He is not very protective, but still always makes sure that you are fine <3

All in one I would say that he is the best boyfriend who everyone would love to have, even though he might be sometimes a lil dumb. He would do anything for you, and if you need help, he would be immediately there, without hesitating. Also, he is a big baby, and 100% bottom, idc what you say :(

AONE:

Ngl at first you were a lil scared of him

BUT GOD DAMN IT HE IS SO SOFT

At first, it might have been a little harsh for you to date since he shows barely any expressions but him hugging you, giving you small pecks n so on would reassure you that he is an actually big softie

100% radiates best boyfriend vibes

Like, for you he is the sweetest person on earth but if someone only looks weird at you then he will kill them with his gaze

He is not into PDA at all, just sometimes holds your hand in public and so on, but not more than holding hands

But behind the doors, he is the person who would cuddle you till death 🥺

Yes, he just gives this vibe off, do not question

He would def take you on very expensive dates, like to restaurants, but also to the cinema to bring something different into this dating thing

At first, he would be prolly a little bit weird with dating, and he would have no idea what to do, but gets into it pretty quickly!

He is a little bit insecure since he barely shows expressions, but the small smiles and small laughs he gives you reassure you that you are not dating a fucking stone

He doesn’t get jealous really easily, but he does tend to get jealous

Like if someone gets too close to you, in an uncomfortable way

And then he will just wrap his arm around your shoulder, but stay quiet

Like Kyoutani he is not the person who talks much, but I guess he talks a little bit more than him?

So if you had an exhausting day he has no problem to let you ramble about it

He will also try to talk more if you really want him to

Once even let you draw eyebrows on his non-existing ones but you two just ended up cringing and you have never done it again hshsaodif

He loves being the big spoon and having you in his arms!

Would also sometimes come over with some food for your fam since his mother told him to do so, but also because he really wants your family to like him

At first they were probably a little bit confused bout why he is so,,, idk,,, emotionless?

But after seeing him smile at you so tenderly and hold you like you are his everything they fell in love with him as well!

This type of boyfriend where no one knows why you date him but after a time they would probably find out;

Before he kisses you, hugs you, or holds your hand he always asks for permission!

Also, he is protective! Not very much, like in the middle of the other two

If he sees that someone is clearly making you uncomfortable or feeling weird he will just glare at them but uses no violent ways

Sometimes he has to ask you for advice what he has to do next since he doesn’t want to mess up awe :( <3

He loves playing with your hair and doing it!

He will always do it whenever he gets the chance to

Aone is the type of boyfriend who will always bring small snacks for you, it’s his way to spoil you

All in one I would say that he may not show much expression with his facial expressions, but his small kisses and hugs, also snacks he brings always for you to make sure that you eat well, shows that he cares a lot about you. Sometimes he even cracks a smile and is also surprised himself how soft you have gotten him. He is a little bit insecure since he knows that you could’ve gotten a way better boyfriend, but again, this kind of reassures him that you choose him for who he is and that you are dating him, not his looks etc.

[volleydorkscentral]

Tagged by: @thenerdyrebel

(Disclaimer: I can’t believe you’re making me CHOOSE favorites.)

Fav Character (Karasuno): Gotta be my boi Tanaka!! He’s so overwhelmingly kind even though he’ll absolutely throw down for anyone who upsets/threatens/disses his team and his friends. He goes out of his way to help his teammates several times—what a good senpai! <3 His development was wonderful, and he’s so strong-willed and determined to be the very best he can be, because he knows his teammates are giving their %110, too.

Fav Character (Seijoh): MHM what a toss up... but if I had to pick, I’d go with Kyoutani. His development and character arc were so good, and I’m really sad we never got to see how well the rest of Seijoh worked with him during the rest of their HS time. I hope he’s out there playing ball with a team that trusts him and that he trusts, too.

Favorite Character (Nekoma): Kuroo, I think. It’s a hard hard pick between him and Yaku, tbh. His constant determination in trying to make the Battle of the Garbage Heap happen (not only for him and his team, but also for his coach) was really impressive. For YEARS he worked toward that, and cultivated friendships and rivalries where he could in order to make that happen (Daichi, for one; and Tsukki—you know he called Tsukki to that 3rd Gym on purpose!) At least, that’s sort of the way I read it. He’s also a great captain, and he knows just what to say to anyone to make them feel better (I’m remembering Kenma, when he wanted to leave volleyball; and then Lev, when he was downtrodden about his disconnect with the team).

Favorite Character (Fukurodani): OKAY FIRST OF ALL HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME CHOOSE. ALL OF THEM ARE MY FAVORITE. B-But I guess.... I guess.... if I had to pick. I’d probably pick Bokuto. Of course. OF FUCKING COURSE. I have to. He’s the sunshine on a dark day. He was the one that I wrote my first fanfic about. He’s got so much energy and love and development and just — everything about him is perfect. Inside and out. His little nose wrinkle is one of my favorite things about him, if we’re being honest. Also if I could toss my jacket with the confidence and strut like he does, I’d be much further in life, I think.

Favorite Character (Shiratorizawa): This is hard, too!! IT’S ALL HARD. I think I’ll go with Goshiki, though. He’s got such a big personality, and I know the hardship of living i someone’s shadow and doing your absolute best to not only live UP to the expectations put on you (or put on himself) but to also surpass them. He wanted so hard to be worthy of the position of Ace, and he worked so hard to achieve it (and impress Ushijima). Plus, his little shark teeth is cute, and he’s a vicious little bastard and I love him for it.

Favorite Character (Inarizaki): Yeah, easy, Atsumu. Just gotta be. Mostly for stuff that happens [manga SPOILERS] post time-skip. I absolutely adore how in love he is with volleyball, and how he’s able to use all the hitters on the Jackals to the best of their ability and enjoy doing it. All these powerhouses he’s got control over, and we know he’ll bring out the best in them because he knows that’s the best way for HIM to shine, too.

Favorite Coach: THE POWER-DUO THAT IS TAKEDA AND UKAI. Of course. Such commitment and dedication. God, I love their teamwork so much. If it weren’t for Takeda NOTHING would have happened. He’s the real MVP here, lads.

Favorite Ship: BokuAka. Hands down. All my stories have them in it (and they try to take over, too. Sorry JaT). They own my whole-ass-heart and sometimes I just think about them on a sad day and read their bits in the manga to make myself feel better. “We are the protagonists of the world.” (Runner Up: KyouHaba!)

Favorite Team: HOOT HOOT MF. FUKURODANI ALL DAY

Favorite Scene: Oh god. Manga or anime? There is literally no way I can choose. I love the stuff with Hinata ‘crowning’ Kageyama and his entire arc during the Training Camp/DateTech practice match and learning how to move past his past and know that his team will always be there with him.

I love the 3rd Gym scenes during the Tokyo Training Camp arc.

Pretty much all the matches with Fukurodani in full force—especially when Konoha imitated Bokuto, who gave that boy permission to be so pretty—and the way they work so well together.

The flashback scenes with Nekoma (both with the third years and the second years) were amazing. I also really liked the OVA that had Lev and Kenma rescuing a cat.

[Manga SPOILER] Hinata really really coming into his own in Brazil and seeing just how far he’s come not only as a player but as a person.

Can I just take a big marker and circle the entire Manga? That’s going to be my favorite part. Just all of it.

Thank you for tagging me!! This was really fun! :) If anyone sees this and wants to do it, feel free—and let me know if you do! <3

[notsuchasecret]

Stardust In Our Veins, Day 4

@seijoh4week

Day 1: Stormy Weather // Long Distance

Day 2: Passing Notes // Detention

Day 3: Aquarium Date // Parent/Child AU

Day 4: Anniversary // HP AU

It was standing under the crisp purple sky of Temris Nine that Issei realized it. The merchild they had returned to her mother the day before had not stopped chattering with Oikawa the entire time, about how happy she was that she would be home for the festival of stars. Something about that had nagged at the edge of Issei’s memory, but it took the rest of the journey and the entire process of returning Venaa to her mothers for it to click.

“Tomorrow’s the anniversary,” he said suddenly. Hanamaki, who had been trying to wrestle Watari into the water, paused with a curious hum. “Of the day we bought the Seijoh, he explained.

“Oh yeah, it is, isn’t it?” Hanamaki said with a grin. “We should see if our fearless leader was planning anything to mark the occasion.” Issei grinned, watching as Watari used the distraction to dump Hanamaki on his ass.

-

As it turned out, their fearless leader’s plans to mark the occasion involved getting out of the Temris system as quickly as possible. He had a wild set to his eyes, hovering over the sensor screens and the blinking lights and the comm system, waiting for his past to realize he was close enough to catch. Oikawa was never relaxed in this part of the galaxy. Issei sat in the copilot’s chair, acting like he wasn’t watching the captain out of the corner of his eye and worrying. He couldn’t see the ghosts that were chasing Oikawa, just the tension they put in his shoulders and the shadows under his eyes.

When they finally jolted into hyperspace and Oikawa finally relaxed, he turned to Issei with a sheepish smile.

“Sorry about that rush, Mattsun, I-” he started, but Issei stopped him with a hand on his knee and a kiss to the corner of his eye.

“We’ve had this ship for six years, as of tomorrow,” he said, looking around the cockpit of his home. “I’d hate to fall short of that by one day.” Oikawa smiled at him, the tired, genuine smile that was easily the most beautiful of all the treasures to come out of the Temris system. Issei reached out to brush a thumb along it, feeling out its curves.

“Six years,” Oikawa whispered against Issei’s finger. “That’s quite an accomplishment. We should take the crew somewhere nice, to celebrate.”

“We should,” Issei agreed. “Somewhere they can entertain themselves for a few hours, while the four of us make sure nothing happens to the ship. Especially your quarters. They’re vulnerable, you know, with that big, soft bed, completely unattended.” Oikawa snickered, batting Issei’s hand away.

“Do me a favor and let Iwa-chan know we’ll be at the Kespar station in four hours,” he said. Issei nodded and stood, leaning down to brush a kiss across Oikawa’s brow before he left.

-

“This… isn’t the Kespar station,” Issei said blankly as he stared around at the resort perched on the edge of a dramatic orange waterfall.

“Very good, it isn’t,” said Oikawa, slapping Issei on the back as he made his way down the ramp to the dock. “We’re here for one night only, everyone, so have fun, don’t start any skirmishes, wars, infractions, or feuds, and be back here at zero-eight-hundred local time. I will take off without you.” He got a few rushed words of understanding as most of the crew rushed past him, and with good reason: Yyianian vacation palaces were legendary for their luxury and their exclusivity both. Issei shuddered to think of the money and names Oikawa had dropped to get all of them in here for the night.

“What’s this all about, Tooru?” asked Hanamaki even as he draped his arms around Oikawa’s waist and propped his chin on his shoulder. Oikawa blushed and stared resolutely at the waterfall.

“I just wanted to reward the crew,” he said quietly. “Besides, it was Issei’s idea to celebrate.”

“I thought we would go to some seedy bar in Pola and see how many Qondoos we could offend in one night,” Issei said with a shrug. “None of this was my doing.”

“Well, whatever and whoever the reason,” Iwaizumi said with a significant look at Oikawa, “we’re here now. We might as well enjoy it.” He looped an arm around Issei’s hips and laced his fingers through Oikawa’s tugging them all along with him toward the resort’s entrance.

The room Oikawa had booked for the four of them had a massive bed and enough pillows for ten people, a balcony that boasted a dramatic view of the falls, and viewscreens offering every entertainment they could think of. It was all ignored.

Instead, Hajime corralled them all into the en suite bath, filling it with steaming hot water and exotic, sweet-smelling oils. Issei undressed Oikawa who undressed Hanamaki, until all their clothes were in a careless pile.

It was rare, getting to share a bath like this. The Seijoh didn’t have a tub at all, and the only thing resembling a shower was barely big enough for two of them to fit at once. Issei stretched out his legs in front of him, pulling Iwaizumi to his chest and leaning back against Oikawa with a contented sigh.

“Let’s give up our wicked ways and live a life of luxury from now on,” Hanamaki said, somewhere behind Issei. Oikawa snorted.

“Sure, let’s just do that,” he purred. “Either we’ll be turned out within a week and sent to debtor’s prison, or Iwa-chan and I will do it alone, while you two rot in a Temrisian jail. Sounds great.”

“Okay, yeah, let’s not do that,” Hanamaki grumbled. There was silence, then a soft, wet noise that was all too familiar.

“Hajime, they’re making out without us,” Issie mumbled Iwaizumi hummed, but didn’t answer.

“Oh my god,” Oikawa whispered, leaning forward to look over Issei’s shoulder. “He fell asleep.” Issei smiled, reaching up to run his fingers through Iwaizumi’s hair.

“Good,” he breathed.

“You were worried about him, weren’t you?” Hanamaki murmured. Issei nodded.

“I know you don’t like going home, Captain,” he said, leaning his head back on Oikawa’s collar bone, “but I think it takes an even bigger toll on him. He hadn’t slept at all since we first met those last clients.”

“Why didn’t you tell us that?” Oikawa hissed. Issei shook his head.

“It was just a suspicion at first,” he said. “Then I caught him last night sneaking out of bed to do a security sweep or a thousand pull ups or whatever it is he does. He said it was just that one night, but he did that thing where he won’t look at you and he runs his hands through his hair.” Oikawa sighed, tightening his hold on Issei.

“Maybe we should settle down,” he said. “Find steady work somewhere, live like honest people. Somewhere he won’t have to worry.”

“He’ll always worry,” Hanamaki said. “As long as he knows that you going back to Temria means losing the two of us, he’ll worry.”

“’Sides, we all know you couldn’t handle honest work,” Issei agreed. “None of us can. We were born for adventure, for the solar wind in our ionic-pulse sails, for the romance of life on a dagger’s edge.”

“That was beautiful, Issei,” Hanamaki sniffed. Issei twisted his neck enough to grin and bat his eyes at him while Oikawa struggled not to laugh. Iwaizumi mumbled something in his sleep, rolling closer to Issei and nuzzling into his neck. Issei stroked a thumb along the line of Iwaizumi’s spine, watching the way his eyelids fluttered with dreaming.

“Six years,” he said softly. “Which means six years, three months, and two days since we broke into the palace to rob the prince.”

“One day,” Hanamaki corrected. “It’s not actually six years since we got the Seijoh until tomorrow.”

“I can’t believe you two remember it that well,” Oikawa said.

“Six years, three months, and eight days since the first time I kissed Issei,” Hanamaki said.

“Five years, nine months, and twenty-four days since the first time Oikawa tried to shove his tongue down your throat,” Issei added.

“Five years, nine months, and twenty days since he stopped hiding after that.”

“Four years, eleven months, and twelve days since we stopped sleeping in separate beds every night.”

“Three years and fifteen days since that time Tooru almost got married to that Lyrrt matron and Iwaizumi had to fight for his honor.”

“Almost three whole hours since the last time I wanted to murder either of you, and yet here we are again,” growled Iwaizumi. The threat lost some of its power with the way he hooked his pinkie around Oikawa’s and squeezed Issei’s waist lightly. There was quiet for a moment.

“Six years ago we met Yahaba and Watari,” Oikawa said softly. “And it was what, a year after that we picked up Kindaichi and Kunimi? And then Kyoutani. Six years since we started our family.”

“Why do you have to phrase it like that?” whined Iwaizumi, but Issei could see the way the tips of his ears went red.

“Aw, does Iwa-chan like that thought?” Oikawa cooed. “The thought of being a family?”

“Yes,” Iwaizumi said simply. Issei blamed the heat of the water how very warm his face felt.

“Hajime-”

“I like the thought,” Iwaizumi said. “I like the thought of spending the rest of my life with you. I like the idea of having a seventh anniversary, and a seventieth. I like it a lot.”

Issei buried his nose in Iwaizumi’s hair, whining. “You can’t just say shit like that,” he whimpered. Iwaizumi laughed, twisting around until he was chest-to-chest with Issei, smiling up at the three of them.

“Fine, I won’t,” he purred. “Besides. We still have to celebrate this one, before we can have any others.”