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mercelot · 2 years ago

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I have read more words in a week than some people have in a year.

I tracked it one week, you know, and I hit 5 million words read in a week. Most peoples ao3 wrapped is less than that.

This is hysterical to me akdhhsjfh

'I read a lot of fics' i say and nobody believes me, nobody understands what i mean by that. This is what i mean by that. 60 million words without counting the nearly 8k fics I have downloaded on my phone.

Ive dug through entire tags of shit on my phone. I've reread 300k fics multiple times this year. None of which got counted by ao3 wrapped.

I read. A lot of fic.

#moonlight posts #im the spiders georg of fic reading #average ao3 user reads 40 million words a year is an error #user kireiflora reads 150 million words a year and should not have been counted #and like i can infodump about thousands of them at the drop of a hat #you mention some tiny thing and i tell you the entire plot of a fic i read 5 years ago #hya once mentioned they hadn't read a fic in months and i was like what the hell #you want a fic rec for some really niche thing i have 10 i can find off the top of my head #lasjkdaslkjd #i dont just forget them they all just sit in my brain #cant remember what i did last week but my brain sure knows the plot of every one of the tens of thousands of fics ive ever read

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