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How they’d be with pregnant reader - Headcanons

MK1 semi NSFW headcanons with Lin Kuei brothers aka Kuai Liang, Tomas Vrbada, and Bi Han

TW: sex(+18), oral sex (f receiving), conventional sex, pregnancy, afab reader

A/N: this was actually a request of Pregnant reader and Kuai Liang that I lost LEAVE ME ALONE OKAY IM DYING. AHHHHH.

Tomas Vrbada • Smoke

Tomas is so attentive and loving towards you, not saying the others aren't, but he will never leave your side if he has a choice. He’ll cook, and clean, everything, all you need to do is rest and relax. 

You’ll often find him being touchy with you, especially in public, wrapping his arms around your waist, and touching your pregnant belly.

He talks about how when the baby is born he won't let any harm come to you both. “I promise he won't end up like me.”

When it comes to pregnant sex with you two, he is so worried he might hurt you. He’s so gentle and slow despite you begging him to go harder or faster.

“Are you sure you’re okay, I don’t want to-” Tomas spoke before you cut him off. 

“I’ll be okay,” You reassured him. You were laid on your back, his dick positioned right at your entrance.

He took a deep breath, slowly slipping inside you. He began to give slow deliberate thrusts into you, watching your face intently to make sure you were okay. He lowered his face to yours, letting out small moans and peppering your face with kisses.

Kuai Liang • Scorpion

Kuai Liang is the perfect baby daddy. He’ll spoil you with whatever you want and show you affection whenever. You will be SMOTHERED.

He’ll make it clear to everybody that he’s the father, whether it be rubbing your belly in public, keeping his hands all over you, or even just straight up telling people how proud he is of you for carrying his baby.

He often goes on missions so he always leaves you with Liu Kang or another Lin Kuei ninja, he wants to make sure you’re safe.

When you both are lying in bed, he’ll often massage or place his warm hands on you to help you feel better. He’s practically a heating pad.

Pregnant sex with you and Kuai Liang is amazing, you’ll hear praises, and he’d basically worship your body. He’s careful not to hurt you, but a little more confident in pleasuring you.

His head was buried in between your thighs, lapping away at your pussy. “Mm, doing good for me sweetheart,” He pulled away, just to insert a finger into you. His other hand rested on your pregnant belly, slowly caressing it as he ate you out.

His hair was out of his bun, your fingers tangling in between his hair.

He groaned into your pussy, sending shivers through you, enjoying the feeling of your fingers brushing his scalp. His calloused warm fingers ran over your belly. 

Bi Han • Sub Zero

When Bi Han found out you were pregnant, he didn’t show much emotion. Only rested his hand on your head and kissed you. 

You assumed he didn’t care at first and he noticed you were a bit distant so he would do little things to try to cheer you up. Whether it be taking you out, buying you gifts, or even cuddling you as you two lay in bed. 

Out of all the brothers, Bi Han is actually the most concerned for you. When going out on missions, he would either leave one of his brothers with you or a Lin Kuei ninja. 

You’ll never be alone if Bi Han could help it. In public his hand will always be on your hip, pulling you close to him. Literally, everyone will know he’s the father. 

As much as Bi Han only trusts himself to protect you, he’s secretly mortified of being around you. He has so much self-control, he’ll watch his words, his actions, etc. 

He’s kind of like Kuai Liang, where he’ll be like a cold compress. Breats tend to get sore during pregnancy so he’ll cup your breasts for ours with his cold hands. Whenever you complain about any pain Bi Han has to be extra and call you a physician who’ll just tell you it’s pregnancy cramps or something.

Bi Han lives for pregnant sex with you. He’s gentler than usual, yes, but just the aspect that you were bred by him gets him going. Breeding Kink? Maybe.

He gave gentle thrusts, his cool hand resting on your stomach. “So beautiful, carrying my child,” He groaned. His hand retreated back to your clit, rubbing it with his thumb gaining louder moans for you. 

He would definitely make you scream that you want all his babies.

[gremalkinn]

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Just some silly fnaf sketches made in class

[mrpizz4]

OOHGRRAAHH,, try to be as 2010-2014 as possible to do this, sorry for the mistakesz- I'm sleepy

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[grimmweepers]

RYUUU i’m here for (a very late) selfship thursday >< how do you and mr lucifer wind down at night? especially after a long busy day !! do you talk about each other’s day over a cup of coffee in bed? or is it some quiet alone time? maybe even just cuddling in silence? eeep don’t be afraid to give me all the details !! :3

YUE YUE !!

Tbh, you couldn’t have picked a better time to ask since I’m actually unwinding rn, so I’ll just picture him here with me hehe. How I unwind really depends on my mood, but my favourite and simplest way is literally just laying down. So, I imagine myself sprawled out on the bed like a starfish while Lucifer is nearby, pouring himself a glass of wine while wearing his peepaw robe. He’d offer me one too, and most of the time, I’d say yes! If not, I normally ask for tea ><

I can picture him moving around the room, doing a million little things while I stay in one spot. He’d turn on the gramophone, sit next to me, admire his art decor, sit back next to me, then get up again to refill his glass. It’s like he has ants in his pants. Meanwhile, I’d be the one doing all the talking, especially if work’s been a nightmare. Eventually, he’d start talking too, and before we know it, it’d turn into this long talkfest, with time just slipping away. Suddenly, it’s already time for bed!

I’d probably complain about being too lazy to get up and take off my makeup, and he’d sigh, cross his arms, but then entice me by saying we could shower / do our nightly skin routine together. And paint me the silliest girl in the world bc it works every time 🤡.

Now, I know this man does NOT get into bed until the exact moment he’s ready to rest, so on quieter days when I don’t feel like talking, we’d just read together. We’d start at opposite ends of the couch, but little by little, we’d end up scooting closer until the books are forgotten, and we’re just cuddling instead. Honestly, those nights are the best :( Lucifer genuinely gets pissy if something inconveniences him while we’re meant to have some down time together.

Not to be naughty but we unwind by doing other things too but hurhurhurhurhur I’ll leave that up to your imagination >:)

[pako-pato]

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[detective-inspector-hardy]

is that freddy fazbear? hur hur hurhur hur hur hurhurhurhurhur

Who is freddy fazbear?

[mitaffenartigergeschwendigkeit]

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[thecryingcl0wn]

pov: me realizing that it's gonna be FNAF's 10 year anniversary tomorrow and I haven't done SHIT!!

Anyways, enjoy this shitty little doodle of Freddy Fazbear lol ʕ⁠´⁠•⁠ᴥ⁠•⁠`⁠ʔ

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[theminiartblog]

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[florbelles]

✪🌙💋✘ for lyra:3

ty beloved.... ✪ answered here xx

🌙 WHERE IS THE MOST UNUSUAL PLACE THEY’VE FALLEN ASLEEP AT?

c. 2018 probably. bloody stained uncovered stray mattress in bunker storage because she hadn't slept the night before and was hardly going to NOT get up at 5:00 am regardless so. naps between running sinner rejects through gauntlets required. they're fine they won't notice the delay she's sure

in actuality though she became very excellent at sleeping anywhere and everywhere while she was living on the road post-2008. she would occasionally use whatever she found in the wallets of an unsuspecting married man who tried something whilst giving her a ride to snag an hourly hotel (though never actually sleeping with targets after sex, too risky too personal she has never slept with a man in her life hurhurhurhurhur etc), but those were the good days. otherwise that's her in the corner, that's her in the florescent light sleeping on the floor at the reststop.

also slept in the woods behind her house as a child but hey we've all been there

💋 WHERE DID THEY HAVE THEIR FIRST KISS? DO THEY REMEMBER WHO IT WAS WITH?

as a young teen where it would count~ almost certainly another girl at boarding school but technically it was 100% a boy from one of the families who were on nantucket for a summer wedding. she can remember him but not his name. there were so many summer people. so many families she insinuated herself into for a day to know what it was like.

[boquetofblades]

IGUYGIYGIUGUGUGYGG I FIR HIM I GOT UIM I GOT HIM I GOT JIM!!!

MY BOY!!! MY MAN I GOT HIM I GOT HIM I GOT HIM!!!! I GOT AS NODT!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH YYYIPPPPPPEEEEEEE

Images under cut bc big

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[strangerthingsontop]

Can I get a hurhurhurhur

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[bowl-o-nudel]

Glad to doodle my favorite characters without some asshole moaning in my ears saying "so like who is that?your OC? hurhurhurhurhur" NO YOU IMBECILE THIS CHARACTER WAS NOT OF MY CREATION THEREFORE SHUT THE HELL UP LAUNCHING SKELETON HEAD BLAST NOW

[banned-for-horny]

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[somebodytolove31]

🦊 the-pirate-fox72

Do NOT interact if you ship irl people but SPECIALLY if you ship the two founders of Fazbear Entretainment I'm so serious, those are two child murderers why do people do this

🔦 nightguard-penis

Um op haven't you heard of William Aftons journal? Someone leaked it recently and it's very clear he was in love with Henry Emily

☎️ average-j0e

He killed the guys daughter.

🔦 nightguard-penis

That has never even been confirmed??? Hello???

🎩 hurhurhurhurhur

People will say anything as an excuse to be homophobic and erase the sexuality of anyone they think is straight smh

☎️ average-j0e

I'm a gay man.

#i don't care if he's gay he killed children #please people these are not your fandom blorbos these were grown ass men

Fnaf in universe discourse tweet

"I love how unapologetically queer Fazbears has always been, even in the early 80s"

"Uh.... you know fazbear has a history of covering up disappearances and crimes right? Yall will support anything as long as it's got a rainbow on it I s2g"

"Okay? None of those """""crimes""""" were ever even proven and most were made up to smear a company made by queers for queers"

"HENRY EMILY AND WILLIAM AFTON BOTH LITERALLY GOT ARRESTED FOR SEVERAL CHILD MURDERS IN 1985 BUT THEY COVER IT UP. THERES LITERALLY A THREAD ABOUT FAZBEARS MANY CRIMES YALL JUST IGNORE IT CUZ FUNNY GAY BEAR"

"Henry Emily is literally dead and William Afton hasn't been seen in literal decades why does this even matter"

"Bcuz you people like to act like fazbear has no blood on its hands cause ur attached to ur nostalgia and I'm sick of it"

"Wdym by "you people" huh? Why are all your replies to this tweet specifically to queer fazbear fans?"

[freddyfazbe4r]

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