#hulkas

[comicmgc]

[laultimacocacolaeneldesierto]

She-Hulk by John Byrne

[mannytoodope]

Sgt.Hulka: I'm getting the idea, Winger, that you don't like me.

Winger: Maybe I just don't know you well enough yet, sarge.

Sgt.Hulka: What do you say? Let's cut out the nonsense between you and me.

Winger: Oh, let's. -

Sgt. Hulka: I think you're a punk. I've been in this Army for years. I've seen your kind come and go. You think you know something about everything, don't you? Let me tell you something, mister. You don't know a thing about soldiering.

Winger: Oh, it's real tough stuff. Especially that marching-in-a-straight-line business.

Sgt. Hulka: I ain't talking about that crap! I'm talking about something important, like discipline, duty, honor, and courage. You ain't got none of it.

Winger: Those words mean so much to a man who scrubs garbage cans.

[biggreenhouse]

Yes. Lighten up, Francis. 😑

[sillygirlsmindpalace]

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Trying my hands at gif making because I've nothing else to do.

Here's one of my favourite moments from one of the most chaotic Benedict Cumberbatch interviews to ever exist

I discovered this last week and ever since that day I can't stop replaying this

Thought of making one out of the "Hunka-Hulka Burnin' Fudge" moment but it's better with the audio of course XD

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[tonystark-official]

Is hunka-hulka burning fudge really chalky?

No comment.

[lilsoupboiii]

Marvel Rewatch Easter Eggs, Notes and Other Stuff: Avengers: Endgame

- Natasha has ballet shoes near her desk, a hobby she might’ve taken up to reclaim from the red room

- New Asgard (Tønsburg)

- Clint becomes Ronin

- Prof Hulk dishes out “Hulk-Hulka Burning Fudge” during Infinity Stone research

- Vormir is the “center of Celestial space”

- Jasper Sitwell was the mole who took Loki’s Scepter to Hydra

- Loki steals the Tesseract (setting off Loki)

- Steve and Tony travel to Camp Lehigh

- Orignal Jarvis in the 1950s

- Hank Pym’s office has the original Ant-Man helmet in it

- Howard Stark’s looking for Arnin Zola

- “Natasha, daughter of Ivan”

- Bruce loses color when he learns about Nat’s death

- Steve wields Mjolnir

- Thanos’s sword, made of uru, is stronger than vibranium

- Howard the Duck helped defeat Thanos

- Wanda could’ve defeated Thanos on her own and Thanos knew it, the only reason she didn’t is because he called for rain fire, killing his own troops in the process

- Carol also could’ve defeated Thanos if he hadn’t grabbed the power stone off the gauntlet

- Harley from Iron Man 3 attended Tony’s funeral

- Tony and Steve proved each other wrong in Avengers. Steve said Tony isn’t the kind of guy to make the final play, which Tony did, and Tony said everything special about Steve came out of a bottle, which Steve picks up Mjolnir, proving he’s worthy

- Peggy had a husband and two kids that Steve kinda just ignored to go live a life with her

Easter Egg Masterlist

[murrayseinfeld]

No literally why was hulka officiating their marriage here

I think about this pic lots…mawwiage

[chicago-geniza]

Hey do you guys want a list of Wiadomości Literackie regular contributors with whom I have parasocial beef from beyond the grave. Well you're getting one

Adolf Nowaczyński. Fascist provocateur who was already doing the "I will write my own eulogy as though I have been persecuted to death, you might even say CANCELLED, by WOKE SJWs for EXERCISING MY RIGHTS TO FREE SPEECH" grift in the interwar period (people said his plays were bad and got mad at him for calling Jews human apes. He was of course from an assimilated Jewish family)

Paweł Hulka-Laskowski. Graphomaniac. Ideologically incoherent. Not a very good writer. Keeps trying to synthesize doctrinal Marxism with Christianity. Used legitimate local grievances about the Żyrardów affair to stoke a moral panic about "foreign interests" and promote Rothschild-esque conspiracies about the capitalist class. Which isn't very historically materialist of him considering that whole situation arose from Polish szlachta landowners in the Russian Empire partnering with French aristocrats they met abroad in Paris after purchasing officer corps commissions. If you can't distinguish between an internal minority group and an external economic power relation with another state that arose under conditions of empire for the purpose of adapting existing feudal structures to modern industrial production (linen factory) you shouldn't be handling Marx

Stefan Napierski. Closeted gay guy, viciously antisemitic Catholic convert from Judaism. Somehow manages to write exactly like those m'lady Redditors who imitate pseudo-19th-century epistolary style in the 1920s. I disagree with everything he says about literature

Andrzej Stawar. Why do so many Polish Communists go on a Christian mysticism journey that culminates in them re-inventing neopaganism. Come on, man

Wanda Melcer. She's at the ethnographic Othering of Polish Jews. She's at the voyeuristic exploitation of poverty. She's at the period-typical homophobia. She's at the combination Pizza Hut/Taco Bell. She writes like a breathless paparazzi reporter combined with a colonial travelogue. Also she translated Italian fascist manifestos into Polish (lmao)

[yaralanma]

bugün hayat beni hulka çeviricek

[piksel]

bugun ilk yemegimi aksam 7:30’da yedim o saate kadar yemek yemedigimi bilmiyodum bile is arkadasim diyince sok oldum acken hulka donusurdum bugun belli ki bisiler olmus

[kadunudtarkus]

Astelpaju

Hippophae rhamnoides L., Elaeagnaceae

Harilik astelpaju, harilik okaspaju, siberi ananass

Buckthorn, sea-buckthorn

Astelpaju kasvab parkides ja aedades kuni 2m kõrguse ilupõõsana. See on polüvitamiinne ravimtaim.

Ravimina kasutatakse viljadest saadud õli. Marju korjatakse septembris ja oktoobris.

Astelpaju on valuvaigistava toimega, seda kasutatakse kiirituskahjustuse vältimiseks ja raviks, ka haavandtõve puhul. Välispidiselt tarvitatakse haavade tervenemiseks, armide tekke võimaluse vähendamiseks ja günekoloogilisteks haigusteks.

Korjatakse septembris ja oktoobris.

Kirjeldus

Harilik astelpaju kasvab parkides ja aedades kuni 2m kõrguse ilupõõsana. Põõsad on kahekojalised, asteldega, õitsevad lehistumise ajal. Lehed vahelduvad (harva mõned vastakud), lineaalsed või lineaalsüstjad, tömbid, alusel kiiljalt ahenenud, tagasipöördunud servaga, 2-6cm pikad, 3-8mm laiad, pealmiselt pinnalt peaaegu paljad või hõredalt asuvate tähtkarvadega, tumerohelised, alumiselt pinnalt rohkete karvade tõttu hõbejad, kuni 3mm pikkustel rootsudel.

Isasõied lühikestes peajates õisikutes, 2-lehelise õiekattega ja nelja õiekattest lühema tolmukaga; õiekattelehed ümardunult munajad, nõgusad, kuni 3mm pikad, välimisel küljel pruunikate soomustega.

Emasõied 2-5-kaupa lehtede kaenlas, kuni 1,75mm pikad, väga lühikestel raagudel, 2-lõhese õiekattega, õiekatte hõlmad kolmnurkjad, tömbi tipuga, putkeosast lühemad.

Emakakael sigimiku pikkune, sigimikust pikema suudmega. Vili lihakas, oranžpunane, 8-10mm pikk, ovaalne või peaaegu ümmargune.

Õitseb mais-juunis. Hea meetaim. Sobib istutada tuiskliivade kinnistamiseks ja hekiks.

Ravim

Droogiks kasutatakse vilju. Viljad kogutakse hilissügisel või raputatakse põõsaste alla laotatud riidele. Külmunult säilivad marjad pikemat aega värskena, ilma et nende kvaliteet langeks. Külmutamata viljad on pehmed ja purunevad kergesti. Pealegi asuvad nad tihedalt ja tugevasti okste küljes astelde vahel, mis korjamise raskeks teeb. Külmunud viljad ei talu korduvat ülessulamist ning uuesti külmumist. Seetõttu soovitatakse viljad koguda valmimisperioodi algul, kui nad on omandanud valmisviljadele omase oranži värvuse ega pole veel pehmeks muutunud.

Luuviljataolise vilja ühe seemnega kiviosa moodustav 16% viljast. Viljalihas on kuni 9%, seemnetes kuni 12% rasvõli. Rasvõli koosneb steariin-, palmitiin-, õli- ja linoolhappe glütseriididest. Viljaliha on rikas vitamiinidest (karotiini kuni 60mg%, C-vitamiini kuni 450mg%, B1-vitamiini kuni 0,035mg%, B2-vitamiini kuni 0,056mg%, E-vitamiini kuni 145mg%, foolhapet kuni 0,79%), suhkrust (kuni 3,56%) ja orgaanilistest hapetest (peamiselt õun- ja viinhape).

Toimed

Astelpaju viljadest saadud õli - oleum Hippophaes - on valuvaigistava toimega, kiirendab kudede granuleerumist ja epiteliseerumist. Kasutatakse röntgenteraapias naha ja limaskesta kiirituskahjustuste vältimiseks ja raviks, ka haavandtõve puhul. Välispidiselt tarvitatakse visalt paranevate haavade ja günekoloogiliste haiguste raviks.

Viljad kuuluvad kõrgeväärtuslike toiduainete hulka. Neist võib valmistada meeldiva maitse ja aroomiga ning kõrge vitamiinisisaldusega hoidiseid.

Taime levi

Allikad

Tammeorg, J., Kook, O. & Vilbaste, G. (1973). Eesti NSV Ravimtaimed. Tallinn: Valgus.

Tressum, M., Eesti Loodusmuuseum (1992). Ravimtaimed.

Eesti taimede levikuatlas 2020

[laultimacocacolaeneldesierto]

variant cover for She Hulk 15 by Jeff Dekal

[mannytoodope]

Sergeant Hulka:  Alright men we got to move out here in a  line of two. Soldier, I've noticed that you're always last.

John:I'm pacing myself, Sergeant.

[elirluna]

30 kilo valiz + gitar + el cantasi kombosuyla yine hulka donusmem gerekecek

[surnumanaja]

mu annete hulka kuuluvad wilhlemi karje ja rahva oma kaitse kõlli sekundi pealt ära tundmine. kõik muu? töö ja vaev