#hub getting hbd in this universe doesn't make a lot of sense to me personally

[just-absolutely-super]

MMBN/Fullmetal Alchemist crack:

Hunter: If you don't mind me asking, sir, why does your brother wear that armour?

(Twins stare at each other for a long second.)

Lan: It's a hob-

Hub: It's not a hobby!

Hunter: ????

Lan, frantically whispering: How else do we explain it?!

Hub, also whispering: We always use the hobby excuse and it makes me look like a freak! Let me come up with something!

Lan: Like what?!

Hub: I've been cooking up this story for a long time, I got this

Lan: What story?!

Hub faces Hunter and Manabe

Hub: You see, I was born with a bad heart, so now my body is very weak and susceptible to illness and other health conditions. Therefore, the armor protects my weak body from the elements!

Hunter: Oh wow, that's such a sad story *sobbing*

Manabe: Hub Hikari, you truly are a strong individual, we're sorry for making assumptions!

Hub: See? Much more compelling than the hobby excuse!

Lan: *sweat drop* I think you just wanted people to take pity on you for dramatic flare...