#however they DID play ''Why Go'' and ''Pilate'' which WERE on my radar of 'oh god I hope they play those songs!!!!' :')))))

[musicrunsthroughmysoul]

Pearl Jam playing "Inside Job" was not even remotely on my radar of 'Wouldn't it be rad if they played this song? Wouldn't it be vaguely life-changing?' something to hope for. Nope, not even. BUT THEY FUCKING DID and I cried so hard through the whole fucking song. I hate them and I love them forever for it. THAT was a live music moment that will stay with me forever and ever.

[noona-clock]

Double Date - Part 3

Genre: FLUFFFFF

Pairing: The Noonas –> Admin B x Suho, Admin T x Jongdae

Setting: Ikea

By Admin T

From Part 2

As soon as T shut the passenger’s side door of B’s car, before she even buckled her seat belt, she spilled the beans.

“Chen kissed me,” she announced.

B immediately squealed, doing a little victory dance in her seat.

“Disney World is the most magical place on Earth,” B reminded her, grinning so widely she could barely even speak properly.

“Yes, B, it is. It really, really is.”

“Oh, oh, take a picture,” said Suho as he and Chen walked in to Ikea. Chen gave his friend a look but took out his phone anyway while Suho ran towards the display set and sat on the couch. He sat down, crossing his ankle on his knee as he (successfully) attempted to look pensive while he stared up at the ceiling. 

T bit back a chortle as they walked in, the two boys unaware that they were already there. She held B’s arm while she tried her best to not laugh. Chen snapped a picture but Suho remained unmoving. He knew what his friend meant and Chen crouched low on the ground to take another picture on his phone. 

“...What are they doing?” whispered B at T as she watched the whole scene unfold. 

T shrugged in return despite the smile on her face. It was then that she got a brilliant idea and walked closer to Chen before pushing her best friend towards Suho. Chen was so concentrated on taking pictures that he kept snapping away even when B stumbled forward and somehow, magically, made her way next to Suho on the couch. 

“Picture! Picture!” shouted T, cupping her hand to her mouth. Chen looked up in surprise, his laughter ringing but T pointed at the two so that he could quickly capture the moment. 

“Wh-what?” muttered B in surprise. 

“Oh, you’re here!” grinned Suho as he put his arm around B as if it were nothing and smiled at Chen who continued to take a picture. T also took out her phone too because she did not want to miss this moment at all. 

“Okay, okay, that’s enough,” chuckled B shyly as she sat up, trying her best to keep a straight face despite T’s teasing smile. 

Chen handed Suho his phone who immediately opened it up to look at the pictures. He grinned once it came to one of him and B. He’d somehow took a picture right when Suho was admiring B as soon as she sat next to him. It was perfect. 

“That’s so blurry though!” said B as they began walking towards the escalator that led them through the main entrance of Ikea. 

“But I like it,” he smiled before pocketing his phone so he can give her all his attention. “So, we’re looking for... a lamp? 

B nodded. “T knocked ours over.” 

“Hey! It’s not my fault that when I do pilates at our place that the lamp just so happened to be there and..” 

Chen’s eyes widened. “Are you okay? Why didn’t you tell me, I would’ve...” 

“...Bought them a lamp? Why do you think we’re here?” smirked Suho playfully. 

T rolled her eyes at the both of them. “No one is buying us a lamp. I’m buying us a lamp.” 

“Oh, look!” smirked Suho, standing next to sink cabinet and already laughing at his own joke. 

Chen blinked. “What is it?” 

He pointed at the tag that read ‘Godmorgon’ and uttered, “Good morning!” He raised his hands as if it were the best joke in the world. B let out a chortle while T and Chen stared at him in confusion. 

“You guys don’t think it’s funny? See, it says... oh, geez,” laughed B as she walked over to Suho who happily smiled at her, glad that someone was finally laughing at his jokes. 

“Have I told you that you have the best humor?” 

B smiled, feeling her cheeks flush. “This is going to be a fun shopping trip.” 

“Just, stop,” muttered Chen as they looked through the lamps. He was walking side by side with T and as soon as he’d finally made the move to hold her hand, Suho cracked another joke. 

T chuckled softly and nudged Chen’s elbow before holding his hand. “Be nice,” she teased. 

“Ah waeee, he’s going to be like this during the whole trip!” whined Chen. 

Suho spotted a notebok and held it up for all of them to see. 

“Sarskild?” read B slowly. 

“But I’m sarskilled (so skilled) at this though!” he said, closing his eyes to laugh at his joke as B laughed right along with him. 

T bit back a smirk as she looked at Chen’s unamused face. 

“What?! You don’t have to live with him though! All day! He does this all day!” continued Chen. 

“Oh wait, wait!” came B’s voice as she ran towards them with a lamp shade. 

“Oh, her too?!” muttered Chen. T let out a chuckle, gently squeezing Chen’s hand. “Escape plan soon?” 

He nodded, his lips curling up into a smile. “Escape plan.” 

B, however, held up the lamp shade with a tag that read ‘Ollsta’. “Ollsta’p (I’ll stop) if you want me to,” she said in between chuckles. Suho was already clapping and laughing in amusement when he pointed at another lamp before they both erupted into even more laughter. 

“NOT,” said Suho as he read the lamp’s tag out loud. 

“We can find my lamp later,” said T as she tugged on Chen’s hand. He nodded in reply, ducking between another row of lamp shades while B and Suho were too preoccupied with laughing. 

“Where are we going?” whispered T as they hid from their friends. Chen smirked and kissed her nose. “To our future house.” 

“Hey, where’d they go?” muttered B once both her and Suho could finally catch their breath after laughing so much. They’d barely been at Ikea for ten minutes and she'd already laughed much more than she had this whole week. She beamed at Suho while he craned his neck to look around for the two. 

He shrugged, smiling right back at her. “Oh, well.” He was grateful to Chen for these double dates. He was the one who helped him meet B, after all, but he’d wanted some alone time with her too. 

“Was there anything you need?” he asked, stuffing his hands in his pockets as he walked alongside her. 

She shook her head in reply. “Nope,” she answered. “But we can have fun looking at the displays.” She spotted a fully furnished dining table and ran towards it, sitting down at the head of the table. Suho quickly got the hint and sat at the other end of the dining table. 

He raised the glass at her while she did the same. “My Queen,” he said in a deeper voice than usual as he puffed his chest out and tried to emulate royalty. 

B bit back a smirk and found herself sitting up in the chair, suddenly feeling brave. “My King.” 

Suho pretended to drink from the glass before setting it back down. “My Queen, there’s something wrong! We have all our furnishings but no food!” 

“How can this be?!” B uttered, taking on an English accent so perfectly that Suho almost got out of character as he looked at her in awe. “Oh but wait, my dear, they did grace us with a picture so we can imagine it!” She pointed at the hanging poster of a turkey dinner. 

“Oh, this table must be magical!” replied Suho, unable to hold in his laughter as his face broke into a smile. 

He stood up from his seat, walking over to B before holding out his hand to her. “Shall we continue the tour, my Queen?” 

B smiled as she took his hand and nodded. “Yes, we shall.” 

“I don’t think anyone can find us here,” chuckled T as she sat on the top bunk bed while Jongdae followed. They ran towards the children’s display rooms, playing with random puzzles and toys along the way until they saw the cute little beds and they both had the same idea. 

“Maybe we can scare the kids and their parents as they pass by,” smirked Jongdae, sitting next to her. The bunk bed had just enough space for the both of them to fit. 

“We can do that,” laughed T, looking down then back at Jongdae. “It’s pretty empty though.” 

“Good,” he grinned and T couldn’t help but smile right back at him. They’d finally gone out on their first date just a week ago and while breaking the lamp story was true, T really just wanted an excuse to see him again, even if it was a double date. 

“What?” murmured T softly, suddenly feeling conscious as Jongdae smiled at her. 

“Nothing, just...” 

He shook his head, wondering why he was being shy (when he never really was) and leaned forward just slightly. 

“May I...?” he started but T already nodded. 

“Yes.” 

He smiled, closing the gap between them and kissed her. 

Suho handed B candles. “Fenomen?” she asked, reading the tag on it. 

“These probably smell Fenomen-al (phenomenal) but not as phenomenal as you,” he grinned, hoping that this’ll make her smile. 

“Suho!” she laughed, handing him the candles once more right before he saw her face break into a smile. He mentally patted himself, glad that the girls decided to go to Ikea. This was perfect. 

They walked through the different living rooms now and Suho couldn’t help himself when he saw a set of drawers named ‘Komplement’. “Hey, B,” he said, calling her over once again. She walked over, wondering what it’d be this time. 

He pointed at the tag and smiled at her sincerely this time. “You also look really pretty today.” 

B bit her lip once more despite the smile on her face and blushing cheeks. She stood there watching him as he walked over to a set of chairs named ‘Reidar’. He pointed at her then at the chairs. “Hey, B, I’ve got you on my Reidar (radar).” 

Finally, he reached for B’s hand, gently pulling her closer. “I don’t think I’ve asked you out for an official first date just yet.” 

“Mmhmm?” murmured B, too afraid to use her words as Suho’s eyes met hers. 

“This doesn’t count,” he chuckled softly, his thumb caressing the back of her hand. 

“Good,” nodded B. 

“Next time,” he said, unable to take his eyes off of hers. “It’s a date then.” 

Chen’s hand found T’s waist as he kissed her jaw, unable to let go of her. She hummed softly, her hand running through his hair. One kiss led to another kiss which led to attempting to lay down on said children’s bunk bed which led to this. 

They’d both completely forgotten about where they were or why they were there in the first place. However, it wasn’t until a pitter patter of feet that neared them that T’s eyes snapped open. 

“Lamp,” she murmured softly. Did they really lose track that they were making out in public on a children’s bunk bed in Ikea?! Yes. Yes, they did. 

“My name’s Chen,” smirked Chen as he continued to pepper her neck with kisses. 

“No!” chuckled T, swatting his arm. “I meant...” 

But before she could continue they heard a small child’s shout. “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!” T looked over from the top bunk and her eyes widened to see said shouting kid staring and still shouting at them. 

Chen immediately pushed away from T, almost falling from the bunk bed as he flailed down the small stairs. “Shhhh, shhh, shhh...” 

T was convinced that they’d scarred the poor kid. She could already see parents and customers staring at them. They were going to go to jail for indecency and harming children! 

She jumped down the bunk bed, grabbed Chen’s hand even though he was still trying to make the kid calm down and muttered, “Run!” 

“What’s with the two of you?” asked B as she ate her yogurt. They were sitting at the cafe. The four of them finally reunited with T’s newly purchased lamp thanks to Chen. B and Suho were convinced that Chen did this because of Suho’s teasing earlier but little did they know that Chen did this because of his guilt that he’d almost gotten T in trouble with the law (and maybe himself too). 

T stabbed a meatball and looked up at B. “What?” 

“You’re both quiet,” said Suho, arching an eyebrow at Chen. “What did you do?” 

“I didn’t do anything!” whined Chen loudly, causing some of the other customers to look at them while T tried her best not to smile but failed miserably. 

B eyed T as if to say ‘you’re telling me all about this later’. T caught her friend’s look and smirked right back at the two of them. “It’s like we switched, the two of you are louder than us.” 

“That’s because this is Suho’s dream,” said Chen teasingly as Suho kicked his friend’s foot under the table. “Ow, hey! What I meant was that you get to make so many jokes here!” 

“Ikea’s great,” muttered B softly before glancing at Suho who immediately smiled back at her. 

“Yeah. Yeah, it is.” 

Part 4

Y’alls it’s been forever since I’ve been to Ikea so I hope this turned out okay! Next part will be written by Admin B! 

Tagging @ravyeolii who asked and so happily wanted to see a Part 3 of Double Date! Thank you, love!! And thank you to that anon who suggested this amazing idea for Double Date Part 3! All the credit goes to you!!

- Admin T

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