#how are you gonna own the biggest conservative news network and get the heebie jeebies at generic 'ill pray 4 u sweetie' talk.
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radioconstructed ยท 2 years ago
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โŒ– We don't know exactly WHY Tucker Carlson (that's a drag queen name, COME ON) was fired but I CHOOSE to believe that a GERIATRIC Rupert Murdoch became INCREASINGLY uncomfortable with him saying MILQUETOAST STUFF like "we should say a prayer," because it reminded him of his RELIGIOUS NUTJOB EX-FIANCE, who also believed Mr. Carlson is a messenger from God, and he couldn't WAIT to cancel her FAVORITE SHOW!
โŒ– I REFUSE ALTERNATE EXPLANATIONS!
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