#how DARE her parents give her Malibu Barbie when she's CLEARLY A BALLERINA

[redvelvetvenom]

Y'know Debbie could've had it all with Fester. Bro literally wanted to give her everything she ever asked for. Like EVERYTHING!! But Debbie still wanted to kill him! Why?? Well maybe she's a LESBIAN

Think about it I mean never once has Debbie ever loved a man. And you think maybe a guy that will give her everything and dote on her like she wants will satisfy her. And maybe you're right! I will also accept the idea that Debbie could've been an Addams if she stopped to realize they loved her like family. Maybe she could've come to love Fester and they would have been a match made in heaven where she spent the rest of her life lovingly trying to kill him. Or MAYBE all of her problems would've been fixed if she had a sugar mama to take care of her.

Maybe there's a happy medium where Debbie realizes she's accepted by the family but then she just can't bring herself to love Fester BECAUSE SHE'S NOT INTO MEN!! And the Addams adopt her anyways.