#hopefully he doesn't stop and gets more 🤓

[linolinoing]

[missuswalker]

OMG THE FLIRTY READER ONE WAS AMAZING. PLS DO ANOTHER ONEEE!!!!! (if u want)

working on this immediately

kenny and craig with a flirty reader

✮ summary: kenny and craig with a flirty reader 😺 (i picked craig because i don't have the patience for cartman rn 👻) ✮ warnings: sexual jokes 👹

kenny mccormick

is not phased

"damn, kenny, you hard for me or something?" "yeah"

just looks like "🤓😁😃"

he loves it so much he literally thinks its the funniest shit

"damn WOOF WOOF MEOW hey kenny" "wsp 😊"

it makes him so happy

like he's literally beaming

then he starts flirting back

and realizes very quickly it's not just a silly joke to you

"damn, y/n, that ass looks good 🥸" "HUH 😧 i mean huh 😏"

he starts getting a little nervous too

worried what he says won't be good enough

"alexa, what is a good sexy pickup line to use on a girl 😰" "kenny, what are you doing in my house 😦" "oh hey butters 🥰"

butters would have those echo show things all over his house

sorry anyways

"are you and angel because you fell from heaven 😻😻 wait, fuck"

give him a minute

"are you y/n because i wanna cum inside 😻" "oh." "i couldn't think of anything on the spot"

just gets more and more unhinged

"hey, on a scale of one to ten, how pretty pink would you say it is?"

starts writing down his best ones

mr. mackey finds the paper and acts angry but probably uses them just to see if he can rekindle the burning flam of love 🤯🔥i

anyways, kenny just starts meowing at you

cartamn records it and puts it on the @exposingfurries account

anyways he gives up and asks you to have steamy shower sex

when you say yes he takes you to dinner instead

at zaxby's 🤲

craig tucker

unamused but secretly wants that creamyclamchowda 🙏

idfk but anyways

"hey craig 😏 today is whip out your pp day so you have to whip it out, i don't make the rules" "😐"

thinks you're fucking weird if you start meowing

"meow 😻😻"

🖕

don't fuck with that shane dawson type shit 💯🙅‍♀️

thinks you'll stop flirting with him if he flirts back because ignoring it and telling you to shut the fuck up didn't work

"i would be soooo happy if you hopped on rn." "😦"

it did work

he's so cocky too

doesn't know how to flirt past that though

"yo, wanna watch me play the marimba 🙏😏"

thinks his eating that shit up

many crumbs on the plate as well as a few appetizers

you get used to it though and start flirting with him again

"craig let me get a bite 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏"

gives up

just lets you flirt with him now

"ok." "yep." "nice."

dry as fuck

sorry

a/n: hey guys wsp 🤯 sorry to everyone who's waiting, i'll get back to my normal shit soon (hopefully)

if you didn't see my newest convo w red anon, then that has some explanation for you if you're interested

i didnt proofread this shit mb

[misc-obeyme]

it's way too early in the morning but I got dropped off early for work 😭 so I'm gonna write ajsjdj

yes I'm glad you noticed about Solomon and Mammon !! He started doing it impulsively. And then sometimes if it has a specific time like "have to stop by bank after work" Solomon will text him back "stopped by the bank yet? :]" It's so cute.

Okay but he DOES find out what seat I got. I very excitedly end up yapping about it, but not before Mammon texts Lucifer the info. Also I'd like to think there's at least one night before the concert that Mammon invites both of them over and they help me make bracelets. I have to write out the phrases, but they can put them together just fine. It's usually just song title acronyms or short lyrics.

And then the day before the concert 👀 Belphie and Beel end up in town. I think they skipped the concert right before my show to get there early and rest, but the day before the concert, they go visit Mammon.

I think I said Beel does casual mukbangs? Levi can't believe he doesn't have a consistent upload schedule but Beel is just having fun. He interacts online when he doesn't have content to post. But him and Belphie coming to the shop to annoy Mammon- I mean visit their dear big brother - Yeahhh... askdkj

Unknown to Mammon, I occasionally watch Levi's streams, but that means I also got into Beel's content because like ?? He's such a sweetheart. How could I not? Yet they've never been brought up by Mammon by name, so no one's connected the dots.

Beel and Belphie sitting on the bar stools usually taken by Solomon and I, and Mammon is kinda annoyed because those seats are taken in his mind. But Beel is happily munching, and Belphie is asking if there's anything to do in the city since they have the whole day free (Mammon tells him to go bug Satan).

I'm debating if Solomon comes in during this. Cue Mammon getting slightly flustered, taking payment without fussing today ONLY because his brothers are there and he can't have them knowing he gives stuff out for free.

(THERE'S PEOPLE IN THE BREAK ROOM WITH ME 😭 I'VE GOT MORE TO WRITE)

I think I also come in, running late because I stayed up making bracelets. "Hi Mammon, here you go, can't talk, already have people asking if they can pick up their records today, thank you, bye!" Cue Mammon getting flustered again and having a cute smile on his face, only for Belphie to start snickering at him.

Also, see, if I don't recognize the person, I will avoid eye contact so hard. I will stare at the ground, at least in public. At the shop I'm better about it.

I feel like Belphie would catch a glimpse of my bracelets, and since he's already been to a few shows, he recognizes some songs/the color scheme. Actually, he's probably into the band too 🤓 He's definitely a pre-hiatus guy

But hearing the word 'record' gets him interested, and he's asking Mammon what I was talking about. If there's a record shop nearby. And Mammon is reluctant to tell him because he doesn't need his brothers going and bothering me.

Unfortunately Beel's research for restaurants when visiting a city also include scoping out things for Belphie when possible. So he definitely knows about the record shop. He was gonna take Belphie there after. Pipes up with the name and everything.

OKAY I NEED TO CLOCK IN 😭 EVERYONE WAS TALKING TO ME AND I WAS LIKE o(-( Because I was writing this. I'll probably write more after work or something. Maybe. Hopefully.

OH YEAH, LOL YOU KNOW MY NAME(S). I added Star on there bc a mutual used starry to refer to me and i was like 🥺 BUT MY MC'S NAME IS PAULA LOLOL

AJSJD OKAY BYE

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NAME REVEAL.

Okay but for yourself do you have a preference? Would you like me to call you Star or Lupe? I'm good either way of course~

But I love Paula!!!

I love Solomon so much, he's just happy to be Mammon's text reminder buddy~

Okay, and yes I do remember Beel doing mukbangs and I have to say that I LOVE that for him~ I'd watch them for sure lol.

I love them sitting in your usual seats and Belphie kinda clocking on to what's happening! That guy may be lazy, but he's smart!

OMG so are Beel and Belphie gonna visit the record shop???

Ohhh I hate when someone tries to talk to me when I'm working on something like yes hello but please leave me alone lol.

[hyunverse]

ur so right that totally makes sense. i am such a hopeless romantic and i swear that’s one of the things that makes me so attracted to hyunjin. like he’s just so emotionally intelligent yk ?? he just gets it. and i love that he shows his love for things (love itself specifically) through his artwork. i’ve always done the same so it’s so nice to have an idol that i feel like is so similar to me yk? he’s 100% a man written by a woman

okay it’s also wednesday where i am and i’m in the est time zone so we’re or 13 hours apart i think ??? i know absolutely nothing about time zones but i know that’s in the uk LOL (which is so cool btw. i have a lot of family in the uk bc my dad is an immigrant from australia and his parents were immigrants from the uk and malta) ALSO so cool you’re also an older sibling, how many siblings do you have? i have two bio and three half ^_^ and def never hurts to ask imo 😏 skz is skz 😏

you made me blush 🤭🤭 i feel like i could talk to you about anything too. even tho we literally just met i’m already so comfy w you. what’s ur zodiac sign ?? that always makes more sense for me when i get along so well w ppl >:)

AND YES CAN WE PLS TALK ABOUT HYUNJIN W THE PIERCINGS 😩. listen, edited or not, the tongue piercing is gonna do it for me every time. and then. the surprise belly button one. dude. i screamed. AND STRAWBERRY BLONDE MINHO PLS BRING IT HERE. and yes seungmin at mama awards was so good like we need to see more forehead from him. it always makes him look older i feel like, which is such a good thing bc i can find him sexy instead of just absolutely adorable. in the recent racha vlog w the maknaes, i was actually baffled at how effortlessly perfect seungs hair is. like he just flicks it back and it looks like it took 45 mins to style it ??? how ??? and why not me ??? blue hyune and seungmin would kill me. but i will say, if we got blue han again…. i don’t think i’d survive. like genuinely i would pass out. and yes let’s pls go on a little expedition and raid all their shampoo so we can get what we want 😇😇😇

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ME TOO STOP I'M LIKE, THE BIGGEST HOPELESS ROMANTIC I KNOW LOL i'm the type to write love letters and i feel like hyunjin would get me. i long to receive love letters tbh ☹️ i've never received flowers. i've never received even a love note without having to beg for it and it SUCKS. so i decided to screw men and stan hwang hyunjin instead <3 call me a girlboss or wtv!!!

13 HOURS APART??? i'll cry RN. me and my beloved moots always have such huge timezone difference, not u too my love </3 the universe is unfair </3 ooo is it snowing rn where u are? my british oomfs' places r snowing and god, it seems so magical to me. malaysia doesn't experience the four seasons, so i've never experienced neither winter or autumn lol. alwaaays summer here. i've always dreamt of studying in the uk, oxford or cambridge specifically. hopefully i'll get to one day! reaaaally wanna experience snow hehe. i have two siblings!! a little brother and a little sister. they are a pain in my ass but i'd give my kidney to them tbh. u have quite a lot of siblings omg T_T how do u cope T_T

AAA I'M SOFTT U R SO CUTE <3__<3 i'm a leo! i'm not really one to believe in astrology but i will listen 2 any of ur rambles abt it hehe.

NO CS LIKE WHEN I SAW THE BELLY BUTTON PIERCING. I. HAD. TO. PAUSE. WAS FLABBERGASTED AND STARING AT THE SCREEN LIKE? HWANG HYUNJIN? WHAT IS THIS BEHAVIOUR? JHDNJHBD AND it's so funny that ure mentioning seungmin's forehead too cs like, jokingly (maybe not really jokingly) i put "i want to see more of seungmin's forehead" as my new years resolution ^__^ it's a valid resolution ok. i gotta do what i gotta do 🤓 the racha log was so heart-warming 🥹 just our boys being boys. playing games together. super duper wholesome, i melted at the sight, especially jeongin 🥹 baby bread just eating some fries while playing. so so endearing. ure right, seungmin's hair is effortlessly beautiful. wonder how it would be like to run my fingers through his hair. . . 💭 lets go im driving to da cuties dorm and we are gonna blast skz the whole time, baby!

[rose-in-my-heart]

Hello, amigo. Thank you so so much for agreeing to doing this.

My name is Gabriela, but my friends call me Luna, Raven and Bella. I'm 16 years old girl from Slovakia 🇸🇰, Libra ♎, 5'9 ft tall and my HP faculty is Ravenclaw.

I have brown-green eyes, dirty blond hair to my shoulders, black glasses and cute gap in my teeth. I am tall and slim cause I am very active and I work out daily. I curse and I love to wear headbands, buns T-shirts and pants. I hate skirts.

I am half Spanish, Russian, and Slovak. These languages are my native languages and I have Spanish and Russian accent since childhood. My family members are from these wonderful countries and I am so proud of it.

If you ask me what I am the most I will say : SPANISH. I am spaniard girl 🤓😝

My personality : I am quiet, shy and introvert but mostly I am optimistic and I enjoy every minute of my life. My bro says that I am the real sunshine in this world. I always smile and I can lift somebody's mood if they feel down. But though, I have quite temper and I am fiesty. I'm stubborn and impulsive.

Likes : As every Spaniard I love dancing and singing but also I love paiting and drawing, inventing and repairing things. I love knitting and meditation and I enjoy play video games. I love to play on my electric/acoustic guitars and piano.

Music: mostly I love Russian and Latino music, I love rap, hip-hop, pop and rock too. AC/DC, Ozuna, Rosalia, Anita, Alvaro Soler, TINI, Kiss, Queen, Depeche mode are my favorite artists.

I have the great fear from rats, clowns and spiders.

I am literally a VAMPIRE. I have white skin, little sharper teeth-fangs and I am allergic to sunlight. Yeah, everybody are afraid of me and they call me freak and monster and I am really sorry for that. But that doesn't stop me from being Happy and myself.

I have one adoptive brother Casey. He's 16 but he's younger. We share the same bedroom. We have separate bedrooms tho. We always speak Spanish.

My grandfather died three years ago and it's so painful for me because we had a special relationship.

Okay, that's everything. Thank you so much for doing this ♥️♥️♥️.

No problem. Hopefully result is at least interesting.

I pair you with: RAPHAEL

- First he notices how tall you are. Cool. He doesn't come across many tall girls. More than that, you are slim but have some built in your body. Not just a stick.

- Raph can tell just with looking at you that you work out. He wants to know your routine and is ready to give tips if you are open for them.

- You have beautiful white skin. Like Snow White.... He won't say it out loud but he loves it. When confessing his feelings he will totally say you have Snow White's fair skin....he will say it better than I do now

- Your cute cap between your teeth? How he has not noticed how cute those are?! Raph will make sure to make you smile and show more of that cuteness.

- Vampire teeth-fangs? Now that is being unfair, you look so badass. How the same person can look so cute and badass? Sometimes just stares at you mouth if you eat something just to get to see them teeth. Raph wants you to bite him when dating.

- Half spanish, russian and Slovak. Your native languages, family roots, and your accent makes you super interesting to him. Exotic. All those languages and speaking English too? You get respect from him. Raph knows bits of Spanish but thats about it.

- He wants you to talk in your natives even if he doesn't understand. Sing, tell story, anything in your natives and your accents.

- Raph will ask tons of questions about the languages, your background and about your family. Will be careful when topic goes around your grandfather. Wants to know about him but won't push you to tell.

- Will totally ask you to taught him some cuss words in your native languages.

- First when you met he thought you are only shy and quiet but oh boy he was wrong! He better not pick up another fight with you too soon again....Yet he would love to fight with you soon. That temper and fire you have makes him smile. Also using your native languages along with english in fight is challenge he accepts.

- Your shyness, quietness is well balanced with your temper and fierceness in his opinion. You both can talk and just listen to each other. No need to fill every space with talk.

- He is kind of pessimistic and grumpy but your positive attitude wonders him. It's like you are the sun that shines and just makes people smile. At least him. Raph wants to spend more and more time with the sun ;)

- Wants to call you and get sunshine come thru a phone. It will make him feel better and makes him see things differently, about himself too.

- After hearing you fear of rats and spiders, Raph will make sure you don't see any of them when you come to the lair. Of course there is his own dad but the rat dad's welcoming and gentle character soothes you soon.

- Raph wants to help you beat clown fear but not to push it. Will do anything in his power to protect you from clown content, for example, avoids horror movies that has clowns when he is with you.

- Someone calls you freak for being who you are? They don't know anything! Bring the morons here and Raph will beat sense into them, literally! You are his beautiful vampire queen and no one messes with you! Will very often call you queen to remind you how special you are.

That's about it! This was my own opinion but I hope you found this at least interesting. Have a wonderful time @nightsoulsworld