#hopefully florence welch's gatsby will save us

[bumblingest-bee]

the moment i knew the broadway great gatsby was going to suck ass was when i saw it had a whole song titled, i shit you not, "green light" that's pretty much just explaining the metaphor. like are you actually trying to adapt a meaningful piece of literature to the stage or just haphazardly cram it into musical theatre format with no regard for literary nuance? coming soon to broadway next season: the chronicles of narnia ft. the song "aslan is jesus, actually" and animal farm: the musical with showstopping number "Authoritarianism Bad"