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smol and stabby
#killer frequency#the whistling man#whistling man#henry barrow#marie campbell#fanart#nothing is queue everything is permitted#smol and stabby#whistles like an angel#or devil idk#i can't whistle#so i'm kinda jealous ngl#also sry if you followed me for more tfp art#i'm slowly working through optimus rn#but yeah i'm a big fan of horror so i've been doing these smol doodles in between c:#hope y'all don't mind asdfghjkl#this has been konah's thoughts
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[ Ooc: This was what I've been fucking waiting for. The Enterprise-D. Fuck yes. "Obviously we cannot use the Enterprise-E" lol. Yeah, that's what happens when you crash it into another ship. Such a shame that they didn't devote more of the season to the Borg and the Enterprise-D. Like, why didn't they just mention the changelings and their schemes briefly and continued with the Borg, which was a typical TNG thing? Also, Beverly, wtf "the Borg haven't been active in over a decade" uh, but season 2, though? Is Agnes the Borg Queen? If so, why would she stab everyone in the back? That doesn't make any fucking sense... And excuse me, but why didn't Deanna consider Soji part of the TNG family?! She fecking knows Soji. Wtf?! I'm pissed. And why hasn't anyone told Data that he's got a daughter? What is this shite?! Are they seriously going to ignore their own canon from season 1? Anyway, Seven calling Data a "robot" and Data's response asdfghjkl, he was ready to throw hands. Geordi: "Could you be a bit more positive, Data?" Data: "I hope we die quickly!" I love this new Data, ngl. Also: Geordi "yeah, I've been tinkering with our old starship and it actually never crossed my mind to let y'all know that I've been renovating it for the last 20 years, because I wanted it to be a surprise" La Forge. And Data's still calling Picard "Captain." :3 I think he's doing it on purpose at this point asfghjkl. But that lil scene where he put his hand on Picard's shoulder, though. Or when he got emotional because of the Enterprise-D asfghjkl. And poor Shaw. :( And Shelby as well. They really enjoy killing off old TNG characters, don't they? Smh. Imma rewatch the episode rn. Goodbye. ]
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Sweet Mornings ~ Sebastian Moran (Sherlock)
Requested By: --
A/N: i know that this dumbass hasn't even shown his dumb ass in the Sherlock series of BBC but who gives a shit?
i also know fully well that some speculated that Mary Morstan is BCC Sherlock's Sebastian Moran but who gives a fuck?
i want him and im adding him one way or another people!
also, didn't the Sherlock fandom adopted Michael Fassbender as Sebastian Moran's face or something?
because i know you gremlins did so that's the headcanon of his face we're going too; but Paul Anderson (Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows) works too but ahdjskfjkajdjsjd whatever!
here's a fluff with the assassin who BBC SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT IN DAMN IT
anyways... here's a Michael Fassbender as Sherlock fandom's Sebastian Moran to make y'all love him
love him you gremlins
also, fun fact: i could careless for this dumbass but when writing those angsty obsession series of James "Jim" Moriarty and his poor [Name]... i changed my mind from a future idea for that series...
speaking of those angsty obsession series of Moriarty... i should continue that asdfghjkl
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A soft smile etched onto [Name]'s lips as his [Eye color] eyes looked at the body pressed close unto his form. Right arm wrapped at the sleeping form of the blond haired male as he looked at the face of the other layed beside him.
"Good morning," [Name] softly murmured, knowing full well that the supposed to be sleeping male was awake. And he was right. The blond merely replied a soft and tired groan on his greeting. Chuckling softly, the [Hair color] haired male brought the blond close to him. His other arm wrapping the other's form as he murmured soft nothings onto the blond's form.
"Come on, loser," [Name] mused at the other. "Get up, we need to get ready for the day," the blond merely groaned again.
"If it wasn't for that almost close reference of Mean Girls, I would have hit you," Sebastian had grunted, eyes shut close but a smile on his lips as he nuzzled his face onto the [Hair color] haired man's neck. Sebastian heard the other man chuckle at his reply as he felt his back being traced with fingers by [Name], drawing patterns.
"So, you mean that if I did not try to quote Mean Girls, you would have hit me?" [Name] had asked.
"Yes," came Sebastian blunt reply. [Name] couldn't help but chuckle at the blond's answer as he brought the blond closer to his body. "Not because you feel at least an ounce of love for me?" [Name] had asked as he took a deep inhale on Sebastian's scent. A content hum leaving his lips as his partner still smelled-- oddly enough-- as that lavender and vanilla scent he grew to adore.
"No, not because I love you, you dork," Sebastian had said as he opened his eyes as he felt [Name] ceased to draw patterns on his back but instead had his hands, well, at least one of them, to be entangled on Sebastian's blond hair. The [Hair color] haired man softly running his fingers on Sebastian's scalp, making the man softly sigh. Content the blond was as he pressed himself more closer to [Name].
"I love you," [Name] softly murmured onto Sebastian's ear. The blond merely rolled his eyes as he wrapped his arms around the other's body.
"Gee, I do hope so," Sebastian sarcastically said. "It would be very awkward if you don't. Being married for three years and all," the blond mused as a soft smile on his lips as he heard [Name] chuckle.
"My Jove, has it been three years? It feels like yesterday we just had our wedding," [Name] had softly murmured as he placed a soft kiss on Sebastian's forehead. A groan leaving the [Hair color] man's lips when Sebastian scratched his unclothe back.
"Stop being so sappy," Sebastian had retorted as he backed away a bit to look at [Name]'s face who merely sent him a grin. "It's too early in the morning for it."
"I can't help it, love," the [Hair color] haired man softly said as he saw Sebastian's eyes soften at his nick name for the other. "I still can't believe that I had managed to catch such a handsome and loving husband after all," [Name] said which made Sebastian let out a laugh.
"Such a sappy dork you are," the blond mused as he sat up, [Name]'s hand getting off of him as he also unwrapped his own arms off the other as he did. Looking down at the [Hair color] haired man laying beside him, a soft smile on Sebastian's lips as his blue eyes stared lovingly at the other's [Eye color] ones.
"I love you, dork," Sebastian had softly said as he leaned down, putting his hand on the other's chest as he connected his lips with [Name]'s.
"I love you too, Sebbie," [Name] cheekily said as he and the blond parted. Not missing Sebastian's eyes rolling at what he had called the blond.
"Stop calling me 'Sebbie'," Sebastian said, a small hint of annoyance in his tone but [Name] didn't mind it.
"Your boss can call you that but not I? Your beloved lover? How cruel," [Name] had said as he smiled when Sebastian sent him a small glare.
"Beloved? As if you dork," Sebastian had jokingly said. "But you know how Jim is," the blond had said as he saw [Name] nodded.
"How is he by the way? I haven't heard of him since that time he visited because he was... um... bored," [Name] stated as Sebastian groaned at that memory.
To say the least, the blond's boss was an... eccentric man.
The 'Napoleon of crime' as what others seemed to say as Jim was the consulting criminal and arch enemy of the consulting detective, Sherlock Holmes. A very dangerous criminal mastermind.
'And a cock block.' Sebastian annoyedly thought as he remembered that time Jim visited the two. Sebastian and [Name] were making out on the couch of their living room and things were going more heated as each second pass. It would have ended with the two making love it if wasn't for Jim slamming the front door and shouting how bored he was. Not even paying mind [Name] and Sebastian in a very intimate position on the couch, looking at him both shock and annoyance as the criminal merely strolled in and went to the kitchen to get something to eat.
"My Jove, he was such a cock block," Sebastian bluntly said. Tone laced with annoyance from remembering that memory. [Name] only sent Sebastian a grin and shaking his head.
"He was, wasn't he?" A soft chuckle leaving his lips as he too remembered that day. It was quite awkward that day was, but Jim was an interesting man and he enjoyed talking to the consulting criminal. As long as the criminal doesn't get his husband hurt or killed, he was fine with what ever the dark haired man does.
[Name] code of ethics were rather on the grey area. This was probably why he wasn't that freaked out when he had found out that the man he was dating for years was an assassin before he had asked the blond to marry him. [Name], to say the least, was also a very eccentric man. On some occasions that is. And Sebastian adores it.
"He absolutely was," grumbled Sebastian as he heard [Name] chuckle again. "I still can't believe he had done that... that ass," said the blond as he felt the [Hair color] haired man ran his fingers on his arm.
"Well, we could continue where we left off that day... and maybe a second from last night?" [Name] teased as he sent the blond a knowing smile. Sebastian looked down at him as he rolled his eyes.
"Hm, let me think about it," said Sebastian as he pretended to think for a moment. [Name] humming as he grabbed Sebastian's hand that was on his chest and intertwined with his. The [Hair color] haired then move their intertwined hands close to his face as he placed a gently kiss on the blond's hand.
Sebastian smiled at the other's soft and gentle actions as after a second or so, the blond moved a bit. Moving himself on top of [Name]'s stomach as he sent the man a smirk. Squeezing [Name]'s hand that was on his as he placed his other hand on the [Hair color] haired man's chin. Tilting [Name]'s head a bit as Sebastian leaned down and placed his lips with the other.
"Let's continue where we left off," Sebastian whispered as he parted from the kiss. He felt [Name] squeezed their intertwined hands as he placed soft kisses the [Hair color] haired man's jaw.
"This is quite a sweet morning," [Name] softly said as Sebastian hummed.
"Quite sweet," muttered Sebastian as he continued. "I'll be getting fucked and received some fantastic aftercare after this," he said as he heard [Name] chuckle. Feeling the other hand of [Name]'s placed on his back and began drawing patterns.
"How shameless of you to say such a thing," rolling his eyes at that, Sebastian pulled away and leaned back. Sending the [Hair color] haired male a grin.
"That won't be the only shameful thing you'll be hearing," Sebastian teased as he saw [Name] smiled. The [Hair color] haired sat up as Sebastian adjusted to his new position. The blond placing himself on the other's lap as he let go of [Name]'s hand on his and instead wrapped both of his arms on the other's neck. His hand playing with the [Hair color] locks of [Name] as he looked at the other in the eye.
"Now, hurry up, we need to continue where we left off after all," Sebastian said as [Name] chuckled. Snaking his hands on Sebastian's hips as he leaned close to the other. Placing a soft yet passionate kiss on Sebastian's lips.
"Yes... let's continue, love," muttered [Name] through the kiss as Sebastian pulled the [Hair color] haired male more closer to him.
#bbc sherlock x male reader#bbc sebastian moran#bbc sherlock#sherlock#sherlock x male reader#sebastian moran#sebastian moran x male reader#sebastian x male reader#moran#sebastian#x male reader#male reader insert#moriarty#colonel sebastian moran#jim moriarty#james moriarty#fluff#sweet mornings#michael fassbender#sherlock sebastian moran
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c o l o u r .
soulmate au! jaemin ❀
genre; fluff × fluff oop
to note;
in this soulmate concept — a person views the world in monotone until they meet their soulmate.
jaemin pov!! (kinda)
slight mention of cafe owner! jaemin
for @jaectizen - ily
word count; lesser than 1k maybe? asdfghjkl
author's note; first au writing ah!!! i hope y'all like it (*´∀`*) i also hope y'all don't mind my stupid additions added in brackets;; and!! feel free to request~
let's start:
'soulmates — two beings joined by the red string of fate.'
jaemin refused to believe in that; never once had he even thought that he had one. a staunch non-believer of romance was he, not until he saw you.
like any other day, dull and boring, jaemin pulled on his apron and stepped out to the counter of his café. putting on the best faux smile he could manage, it was time for yet another hectic day.
you see, everyone lived in a world of black and white, monotones were all that one could see since birth. that is, until you became connected with your one true love.
ring~!
the bell of the café door sounded... and that was when it happened.
upon looking up at the first customer of the day, jaemin experienced something like never before.
c o l o u r .
what he had thought was impossible was happening right at that moment. heart eyes, one would describe, was all he could manage as the ethereal being of a girl came walking up to the counter. oh blessed was he, he thought upon looking at your face — a set of beautiful, deep (e/c) eyes, adorned with pretty, flushed cheeks and a cute, shy smile. you were absolutely gorgeous. jaemin felt the immediate tug in his heart and just like the blooming of flowers, he realised the blossomed affections he had for you.
"e-excuse me...? are you alright there?" your soft spoken voice woke jaemin out of his utterly love-struck daze. even her voice was something to behold, like a night tingle's, he smiled. all around both of you, colours danced about, nothing like either of you had encountered before. it was all so surreal jaemin had to rub his eyes to ensure that he was not dreaming. (i mean he's in NCT DREAM...~)
overjoyed though embarrassed, jaemin gave you his brightest and biggest smile, taking down your order. hurriedly yet carefully, he whipped up the cappuccino you had ordered, putting in ever so much effort in adding the little details perfectly. and of course, being a boy changed by love, he felt so ecstatic that he just had to drop in an on-the-house muffin, topped off with a fresh stalk of lily of the valley — symbolising how you've completed his life. although how he came to have a bouquet of those flowers, is a mystery. (perhaps from his adoring customers/fans)
unlike how he'd ask the other waiters or waitresses to serve up an order, jaemin personally hands you his tray of love and mummers a "call me" while slipping a piece of slightly crumpled paper onto your table with his number on it. oh, was he so nervous. bashfully, he slowly lifts his head up to recieve the sweetest smile he had ever seen. and what was highly unexpected was what was to come. you, his goddess, stands up and takes his clammy hands into your soft, delicate ones.
with the help of a little tippy-toeing, you placed a cute, little peck onto jaemin's red lips, which he recieved with bulging eyes, ready to pass out from the shock and excitement. of course, this left both of you in a blushing mess of 'uwus', as one would say upon looking at you two.
grinning excitably, jaemin could not resist the urge to hug you any longer so without hesitation, he took your cute self into his arms. and at that moment, like fate, a single name popped up in his head.
"you actually came, my love... (y/n)..."
#i'm—#idk how to do this#nct#nct dream#nct 2018#nct scenarios#nct dream scenarios#nct imagines#nct dream imagines#nct writing#nct jaemin#jaemin#na jaemin#jaemin scenarios#nct au scenarios#nct u#nct dream au#nctexture au#nctexture scenario#i love nana
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