#honorary mention to “I'm poor and broke and gay and stupid” because I couldn't decide who to give it to

[numberoneneverwhore]

nevermore characters as things I've overheard in my school

montresor: "pocket full o' beans"

pluto: *opens door* "oh there's people" *walks back out*

will: "are we best friends or best friends that kiss??" (ikyk)

ada: "oh I thought grey eyes were fake. that's weird."

prospero: "HAVE A CRITICAL THOUGHT"

berenice: "I have blood on my fingers :D"

eulalie: "IT'S STORYTIME!" *pulls out a children's book*

morella: "NO JAIL NO HOSPITAL IF YOU CAN HELP IT"

duke: "more dry ice boooooombs~"

lenore: "bandage me faster. I'M NOT DYING."

annabel: "oh my god I don't have a heart. I knew there was something wrong with me :)"