#honey I'm not talking cutesy bowls either
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
Random thought but why am I always cleaning someone's fish tank. This is not the first time and I fear, I fear not the last
#honey I'm not talking cutesy bowls either#We're talking needs-a-pump or needs-two-people-to-lift size#like the box aquarium things but uhhhhh shorter than my arms tposing#this is the THIRD time#First time was in high school#I stayed late to help the zoology teacher drain and caretake the tank housing three fairly big goldfish#there was some funky pink slime in it but she cleaned that part#Second time I was hanging out with a horse girl I met in college#Like literally went horseback riding#had calendars and throw pillows and sheets like you NAME IT it was honse#And I just looked at her tank and went and we shared a look and suddenly we're talking about fish and I solo-lifted this heavy ass tank#We drained it in her tub and lo and behold there was like two skeletal remains of a fish picked clean and some more jank that we fixed#And now again#I am bestowed upon the realization that my subconscious desire to help friends has lead me to a THIRD offered tank cleaning#mind you I don't own any fish myself#I don't have all the bubblifiers and food and special water I'm so darn forgetful I don't remember what I myself ate last#or when#but anyway#I am thinking about this
0 notes